For years, I have been forced to call myself a Taoist, noting that the rabid believers of God (also known as Allah) stare down my back everywhere I go, demanding that I follow one of their churches. I remember a particular fellow: Anwell, who demanded that I join the Christian faith.
But being an Atheist for years, I could not accept the notion of this perfect deity who demands that we believe in him or go to some horrible afterlife. I remained a steadfast Atheist, and pitied the Christians for their insanity.
In high school, which was not long ago, I overheard one of my classmates speaking of an ‘invisible pink unicorn,’ and a larger group scoffing at the idea of a ‘flying spaghetti monster.’
I had heard that these were the hopes for people like me who wanted to counter those blasted Christians, but I had no idea how to find them.
Then I overheard my roommate, who is of the Jewish faith, listening to a song… A song depicting the fight between these two deities on Youtube.
And I realized that it wasn’t a mere talk of legend. I realized that such a movement was truly going on!
Filled with excitement, I scampered to the computer and did some research. Soon, I learned of Pastafarianism, and I must say that I applaud your work here. I am considering joining the Pastafarian faith, and, out of curiosity, I must ask you: Are you aware of how many Pastafarians have actually joined the faith (roughly, of course), or is this movement still fairly unknown?
RAmen
With deep respect,
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Ohhh…Maybe the FSM is playing with us…again…and making us feel this wednesday as a friday…so we are happy…
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Wait…hump day? So….you schedule the days you humP?
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Hahaha, no, hon. Wednesday is considered the “hump” of the week because it’s in the middle. Ya know, like a mountain you have to climb to get to the only good part of the week: Friday.
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So it’s Hump Day.
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Oh!…hahahahahahahahaha Something new every day!
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hahahahaaha and here I was thinking that you scheduled the days you have sex!
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…you mean…you’re NOT….supposed…to…schedule?
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Just kidding…or am i? *dramatic music plays*
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This is just great
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http://mypage.direct.ca/k/kdomries/fun.html
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Oh this is good too..
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Good joke: You May be a Fundamentalist If…
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Ramshank!!!
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Interesting disclaimer at the top of that first link: “I’m not a bigot, a sexist, an anarchist, a communist, or a Republican. I’m not a homophobe, a technophobe, a misogynist, an athiest, or an anti-semite.” What’s atheist doing in there?
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Rammmshannnkkkk!!!!
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Hey! I want to fucking Ramshank too…hahahaha that was repetitive!
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Raaaaaaaaaaaaamshaaaaaaaaank!
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and RAaaaaaaaamen!
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Actually, what’s so bad about anarchy too?
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@Momi Pink Shoes – Well, I think whores do schedule it…they have to do their hours..you know..
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Meh, true.
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Rammmshannkkk!
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It’s my word of the day
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Word of the day….I have to think about tomorrow’s
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Tomorrow’s will be “reintarnation” – being reincarnated as a hillbilly
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hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhaha
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hahahaahahahahahahahaha fuck, that was a good one
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that’s “wurd fer the day:
reintarnation
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Ignoranus – Someone who is stupid and an asshole
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@Momi Pink Shoes – hahahahahahahahahahahaha =) good one!
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Let’s take a short trip in my Delorean to respond to a comment from a ways back in this thread!
PacificPam
Nov 26th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Why Pixel Pete? Why?
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There are a couple of big reasons. First the topics were all closed so I couldn’t actually come here and second all the fundies left :(
Not to mention the old timers such as myself aren’t around here anymore(My wenches are nowhere to be seen!). Can you believe it’s been over a year since I’ve been posting comments in these waters?
RAmen
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Hi Pixel :)
“Not to mention the old timers such as myself aren’t around here anymore. My wenches are nowhere to be seen!.”
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Humph! I’m around!! :) Not so much at the moment I know, but I have a fair bit going on off the net. :(
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I’m around, and I’m a wench. I love saying that. It’s really rather freeing.
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Hey, I’m a wench, and I’m around, sort of anyway.
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Well, shoot, I didn’t mean to post twice. I thought I lost the first one.
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Thrice to be precise :D
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It’s good to see my wenches haven’t left. But the point still stands that a lot of people have gone and it seems like a whole new place to me.
RAmen
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Pixel, think of it this way: there is a whole load of fresh wenches available to someone as charming as you ;)))))
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@SaucyWench – Bobadil was looking for one the other day! I thik you’ll make him happy.
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I told my boyfriend about “Ramshank”. He didn’t find it as funny as I did until I said it like this “rrrrammmmshannnkk!”. Then we both started doing it.
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Ahh, hail the FSM (and Pluto/PPam) for entertaining us with that blessed word =D Ramen!
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When I say “doing it”, I meant saying the word…not…ya know.
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@Momi Pink Shoes–the fact that you had to clarify that makes me laugh. Just goes to show what a bunch of perverts we are. :-D
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@ rmw – or at least that Momi believes we’re all a bunch of perverts. Wonder what gave her that idea…
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@Momi Pink Shoes – you should have RRRRRAAAAMSHANK afterwards! and when you were done, you should started laughing…=)
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@rmw and Jennyanydots – I am a pervert…just wanted to state that =) See Momi Pink Shoes? Now you have no doubts.
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What what the word of the day for today? something about inbreeding and being reborn as a hick…
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We did rrraaaaaaamshannnnnk, I just had to go shopping first.
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Oh, reintarnation – being reincarnated as a hillbilly.
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Wayell, reintarnation, feller!
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It’s sad that I had to shop before ramshanking…
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@Momi Pink Shoes – Nooo, it was excellent you shopped and shagged! 2 great pleasures!
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREINTARANAAAAAATIONNN!
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Ramshank and Ramen!
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Ramshank! Blessed be Bo’ Selector
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I have decided that Ramshank is now the word of my life.
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Me too Momi Pink Shoes. It is on the top three: 1. Ramshank 2. Twat 3. Brollies…hahahahahaaha I love Brollies….
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Way too much balls of steel for me…=)
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I don’t like the incest word…I prefer to call them crackers
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“I don’t like the incest word…I prefer to call them crackers”
I like the word Hicks
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Inbreeders…sisterfuckers…
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@PPam – What’s a Brollie?
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I call them “West Virginians”
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No offense to West Virginians who don’t ramshank their family members
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It is British for Umbrella, Momi Pink Shoes.
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@Momi Pink Shoes- “What’s a Brollie?” it’s an umbrella.
“No offense to West Virginians who don’t ramshank their family members”
I’m sure the both forgive you.
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hahahahaa I love that word…Brollie!
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That’s is an awesome word!
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Hahaha, Brollie.
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I told you it was a fun word.
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