For years, I have been forced to call myself a Taoist, noting that the rabid believers of God (also known as Allah) stare down my back everywhere I go, demanding that I follow one of their churches. I remember a particular fellow: Anwell, who demanded that I join the Christian faith.
But being an Atheist for years, I could not accept the notion of this perfect deity who demands that we believe in him or go to some horrible afterlife. I remained a steadfast Atheist, and pitied the Christians for their insanity.
In high school, which was not long ago, I overheard one of my classmates speaking of an ‘invisible pink unicorn,’ and a larger group scoffing at the idea of a ‘flying spaghetti monster.’
I had heard that these were the hopes for people like me who wanted to counter those blasted Christians, but I had no idea how to find them.
Then I overheard my roommate, who is of the Jewish faith, listening to a song… A song depicting the fight between these two deities on Youtube.
And I realized that it wasn’t a mere talk of legend. I realized that such a movement was truly going on!
Filled with excitement, I scampered to the computer and did some research. Soon, I learned of Pastafarianism, and I must say that I applaud your work here. I am considering joining the Pastafarian faith, and, out of curiosity, I must ask you: Are you aware of how many Pastafarians have actually joined the faith (roughly, of course), or is this movement still fairly unknown?
RAmen
With deep respect,
Zhang
Ohhh…Maybe the FSM is playing with us…again…and making us feel this wednesday as a friday…so we are happy…
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Wait…hump day? So….you schedule the days you humP?
Hahaha, no, hon. Wednesday is considered the “hump” of the week because it’s in the middle. Ya know, like a mountain you have to climb to get to the only good part of the week: Friday.
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So it’s Hump Day.
Oh!…hahahahahahahahaha Something new every day!
hahahahaaha and here I was thinking that you scheduled the days you have sex!
…you mean…you’re NOT….supposed…to…schedule?
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Just kidding…or am i? *dramatic music plays*
This is just great
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http://mypage.direct.ca/k/kdomries/fun.html
Oh this is good too..
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Good joke: You May be a Fundamentalist If…
Ramshank!!!
Interesting disclaimer at the top of that first link: “I’m not a bigot, a sexist, an anarchist, a communist, or a Republican. I’m not a homophobe, a technophobe, a misogynist, an athiest, or an anti-semite.” What’s atheist doing in there?
Rammmshannnkkkk!!!!
Hey! I want to fucking Ramshank too…hahahaha that was repetitive!
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Raaaaaaaaaaaaamshaaaaaaaaank!
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and RAaaaaaaaamen!
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Actually, what’s so bad about anarchy too?
@Momi Pink Shoes - Well, I think whores do schedule it…they have to do their hours..you know..
Meh, true.
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Rammmshannkkk!
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It’s my word of the day
Word of the day….I have to think about tomorrow’s
Tomorrow’s will be “reintarnation” - being reincarnated as a hillbilly
hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhaha
hahahaahahahahahahahaha fuck, that was a good one
that’s “wurd fer the day:
reintarnation
Ignoranus - Someone who is stupid and an asshole