I think your website is amazing, it’s surely one of the best things to come out of the interweb. I think there is so much misinformation out there, being perpetuated by countless interest groups, religious organizations, governments and such, it is just refreshing to have people like you who make us question what we are being told. Keep up the good work!!
-rhys- (from australia)
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@PPam – Yeah, the Numa Numa song. It’s a Romanian pop song. Google it – you’ll find a video of a guy dancing to it. I like the English version better.
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OHHH…I thought it had something to do with the Umpa Lumpas
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Hahahaha! Are you blond by chance?
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Me?
No…just random…and stoned…sometimes
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and…english is a second language for me
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Hey Muhommod, what happens after you blow up the people in the skyscraper, get in the VIP line to heaven,, meet your 73 virgins, and find they’re all vingins because they’re what the PUA’s call “war pigs”? Won”t you feel cheated? After all, the Koran makes no promise they’re gonna be hot. HAHAHHAHAHA!
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ya i agree this is a pretty bad ass site
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@The Poster With Bells On!
Hmm..Poster With Bells On? Think I’ll just call you Jingles OK?
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“Oh and so long Johnny Boy, couldn’t even hold Bennelong :D”
Yeah…and Maxine Mckew rocks :) IMHO :p)
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@Neal
They will be virgins… with guns!
(Don’t as me, I’m sleep deprived ^^
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That should have been ‘ask’, sorry. And finished with a bracket. Meh.
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yo i luv dem greezy fries yea!!! -_- and the flying burger man will rape u
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276 Allah will deprive usury of all blessing, but will give increase for deeds of charity: for He loveth not creatures ungrateful and wicked. 277 Those who believe, and do deeds of righteousness, and establish regular prayers and regular charity, will have their reward with their Lord: on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve. 278b
274 Those who (in charity) spend of their goods by night and by day, in secret and, in public, have their reward with their Lord: on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve. 275 Those who devour usury will not stand except as stands one whom Satan by his touch hath driven to
And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquillity with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts): verily, in that are Signs for those who reflect. 22 And among His Signs is the creation of the
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@weezy death to you and a merry christmas in unholy hell!!!!!
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@ Mohammad- Why don’t you go suppress some women or something? I’m sure you’d be less of an arse hole if had a drink once in a wile. Maybe you could follow a religion that made sense? Pathetic little Mohammad, has to make death threats to make himself feel big!
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i will defile you mother and sisters and daughters!!!!!
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Goodmorning New York,
Good afternoon New Orleans,
Goodnight America,
This is Young Money…Nikki Minage
[Nikki:]
They dont make us to break us no im with tha bakers,
Im gettin bread wit Dread up in Jamaica,
Its them young stunnas,
Nikk and Lil Weezy,
Nikk-Im the chick that go get it like Jeezy,
Fallback cause I do this here,
Step ya bars up or ur through this year,
Yup, its onli right that the whole blocks there,
Hopped out the air in the blue and white layer,
Im here, Im lit, Long hair-Dont care,
Steady starin at my ear, cause my ear on glare,
Now its now hard to find me,
Top behind me,
You be Harry Potter, and I’ll be Hermione,
Il be early,
Im girl the girl they,
Call the 1 like im my first birthday,
Im in that range rov,
Honkin that Kango,
That pussy red cause it tastes like Mango,
[Hook]
[Wayne:]
YA..dig
So i guess its my turn, and imma go at niggas heads like sideburns,
Big Phantom on the road, make a wide turn,
Big light, green buds, is what I burn,
Nikki since ive been rappin, this is what ive learned,
All these other niggas pussy like dry sperm,
And i knock this shit out like Tom Hearns,
If it aint abou money, Me no concern,
A paper chaser till my thigh burn,
And never give a bitch, what ive earned,
Fuck i look like?,
Im lookin for a bitch that can fuck right, cook right,
And if not, then left foot right,
Foot get tha steppin, Yeah bitch walk like..
And my hoes talk like “HssHswAsh”
And i just say “Right”,
We don’t fuss fight,
She is just..just….just right,
[Hook]
Ya Diggggggggg!?
Im on tour till my moneys like the bus height,
Ice lookin bright, see me comin like bus lights,
Weezy…
Nikki…Minage…
Young Money…
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Allah I am an unbeliever! I spit at every thing that is claimed to be yours! If you are real stick me down now! Do it! If you don’t your pathetic followers will see you don’t exist! DO IT YOU GAY FUCK!!!!!!!!
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get down with yo bas selves mamma jammas
Do-do-do. Do-do-do. Do-do-do.
(You can’t tell the woman from the man)
No, I say you can’t, ’cause they’re dressed in the same pollution;
(dressed in the same pollution)
Their mind is confused with confusion
With their problems since they’ve no solution:
They become the midnight ravers.
Someone say:
(Please, don’t let me down!)
Oh, please, don’t let me – ee-ya-bab, oh, please don’t let me down!
(Midnight) Midnight ravers! (ravers) Midnight ravers!
(Please don’t) Oh, please, please,
don’t let me down, down, down, down, down!
Don’t let me down;
Don’t let me down.
I see ten thousand chariots (ah-ah-ah-ah)
And they coming without horses; (coming without horses)
The riders – they cover their face, (ah-ah-ah-ah)
So you couldn’t make them out in smoky place -
(make them out in smoky places)
In that musical stampede, where everyone is doing their thing.
Musical stampede – people swingin’;
Musical stampede. Someone say:
People, ride on! (keep a-ridin’!)
(keep a-ridin’!) Ride on!
(keep a-ridin’!) Midnight ravers!
People, ride on! (keep a-ridin’!)
(keep a-ridin’!) Ride on!
(keep a-ridin’!) Midnight ravers!
I can’t tell my woman from the man:
She is dressed in the same pollution; (dressed in the same pollution)
Her mind is confused with confusion:
To my problem seems there’s never – never no solution!
I’ve become a night-life raver
And I’m beggin’ you, (please) please, please -
oh, beel-ya-ba-ba – please don’t ya let me down!
(Night-life ravers) Night-life ravers! Night-life ravers!
Oh, please, please, please, please, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down;
Don’t let me down!
I see ten thousand chariots (ah-ah-ah-ah)
And they coming without horses; (coming without horses)
The riders they cover their face, (ah-ah-ah-ah)
So you couldn’t make them out in smoky place -
In that musical stampede, oh!
It’s the musical stampede. Ride on!
It’s the musical stampede, some preacher say!
People ride on! (keep a-ridin’!)
(keep a-ridin’!) Ride on!
(keep a-ridin’!) Midnight ravers!
A-ride on! (keep a-ridin’!)
(keep a-ridin’!) Ride on!
(keep a-ridin’!) Midnight ravers!
Ride on, y’all! (keep a-ridin’!)
(keep a-ridin’!) Ride on!
(keep a-ridin’!) Midnight ravers!
Ride on! (keep a-ridin’!)
(keep a-ridin’!) Don’t let me down, midnight ravers!
(keep a-ridin’!)
Midnight ravers, don’t let me down! (keep a-ridin’!)
Don’t let me down – don’t let me down! (keep a-ridin’!)
Well, I’m comin’!
I got too much talkin’.
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Pfff… spam and fake islamism. Some people really don’t know what to do with their spare time. I do, I’m off for some guitar practicing.
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RAmen
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ya man i love pasta ill eat like 5 plates of it after i smoke alot of joinst……………. X )
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Does anyone have a translator on their computer to see what that bit of Arabic said? JB may be right that it’s fake islamism. The arabic could be an arabic ad for car insurance for all we know.
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yo guys
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I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
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What a funny place! HA HA
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We really liked your blog and this info on the ad-supported model…we believe in it enough to have just pushed out BETA 2 of our site!
Sincerely,
The Songnumbers Team
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The style of writing is very familiar . Have you written guest posts for other bloggers?
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