Author and blogger John Scalzi has posted an amusing report of his visit to the Creation Museum.
Some time ago he said that he’d visit the museum, which was built near his home, on the condition that his readers donated $250, with the added incentive that any extra money would be given to Americans United for the Separation of Church and State. His readers came through and donated over $5000.
So he went, took a bunch of pictures, and posted a very thorough report.
An excerpt:
Here’s how to understand the Creation Museum:
Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horsehit. An epic load of horseshit. The kind of load of horseshit that has accreted over decades and has developed its own sort of ecosystem, from the flyblown chunks at the perimeter, down into the heated and decomposing center, generating explosive levels of methane as bacteria feast merrily on vintage, liquified crap. This is a Herculean load of horseshit, friends, the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Augeas.
You can read his entire report here.
you sooo bad pam!
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Hahahahahahaha I’m sorry….
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Has anyone had risotto?
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I had soo much of it last night….
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@Pluto – you look quiet today
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No wonder my hick ears were aflame :D
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Pam – I think this explains it pretty well…
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire
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OH…so you are not English…but…Yorky?
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Thanks Alchemist. My best mate’s from Leeds, and I lived in York for a year, so that explains a lot.
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Yorky or Yorkie?
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ha!
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I have no idea…whatever suits him the best…
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Where is my man?
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Yo, man….where are you?
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Yorkie…Yorky…Yorkity
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Sheep Lover
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Yorkie I think :D
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Or Tyke of course :D
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tykes
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I’m more of a pussy lover myself
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so, how long have you been dating the sheepy?
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there you are!
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What are you doing?
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=(
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It’s 2.30 this side of the world Pam, I’m sure Pluto just has to pretend to work for a minute or two.
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I know!
Damn the time zones.
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FSM Bless the Blue bells
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arrgh
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*snoring*
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Man, where is everybody? A quiet day. The Americans may be passed out from Thanksgiving dinner, but what about everyone else? Did they just say “screw it,” and played hooky today? (That’s what I should’ve done.)
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I assume some people are pretending to work, others are in class/lectures, and everyone else is waiting for someone else to say something, either that or a new hate mail…
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I have breaking news for you all! What you are about to see will change your view on reality forever!
http://www.google.com/trends?q=paris+hilton%2C+earthquake&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
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@storm petrel–I’m doing the whole pretending to work thing by having work open and clicking on it whenever the boss-man comes in. Don’t know if it’s working, but nobody’s said anything yet.
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I am here, I just don’t have anyone to talk to…even my man is busy…
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@rmw – I tottaly know what you mean
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@Thorn–wow, their chart is on par with our pirates/global warming one. Whuddathunkit? I always knew there was a reason I despised Paris Hilton.
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@ rmw, I’ve been pretending to work the exact same way, seems to work pretty well, but it’s home time for me now.
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It is a good thing
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I will keep translating
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:)
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Happy Friday everyone. Enjoy your weekend and your pasta. RAmen.
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Yes, have a good weekend all.
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Fuck,..I forgot
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Happy friday!
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Happy Friday people!!
Man, did i have a thursday yesterday…
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You were not the only one Cap’n Ollie
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AAAARrrrrrgh….
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WOAH. I just found irrefutable evidence that a rise in tits contributes to a decline in global warming:
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http://www.google.com/trends?q=global+warming%2C+tits&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
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So my advice would be to get them out and save the planet.
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Thank you Jennyanydots for the recipe!
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Cap’n Ollie – What the fuck? hahahahahahahahahaha If you pay for mines I will get them
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@292 PacificPam (ñaca ñaca) Nov 23rd, 2007 at 9:01 pm: “Cap’n Ollie – What the fuck? hahahahahahahahahaha If you pay for mines I will get them”
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You’re hiding mines in a safe spot? That’s a wise girl!
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huh?
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?
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Gasp, the evidence is there. The only way to stop global warming is to pirate excessively and go to strip clubs!
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You know your jobs, and remember, we’re doing it for the good of the world. I hope you all appreciate the selfless sacrifices that will be made :P
RAmen
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http://www.google.com/trends?q=your+mom%2C+std&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
yur mom causes stds!
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http://www.google.com/trends?q=yo+mama%2C+prostitution&ctab=0&geo=all&date=ytd&sort=0
and prostitution!
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Bombadil, I think you are more bored than I am
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Hah, that guy’s awesome. Thanks for posting it- I appreciated the laugh.
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