Great site. Even being a Christian, I get it. :) I don’t think the teaching of so called Intelligent Design has any place in public schools. Faith is not science. Anyhow, long live the FSM. I won’t worship him, but I’ll enjoy his noodly goodness… :)
Have a great day
Tony
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Paisley the Pirate - He, you’re right, Italians DO get it.
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I’m Italian and I get it just fine ^.^
Finally!!! A Christian that understands!
Need to be careful getting too many chrisitan pastafarians, if everyone follows the way of the noodly one won’t pasta prices go sky high leading to less money to spend on grog?
If that happens, we can just make our own pasta, it’s easy enough, 1 1/2 cups flour, 1 egg, few drops of olive oil, and just enough water to bring it all together into a dough, then you can make any pasta you want. There are also special pasta machines with rollers and cutters designed for making every type.
Sorry Storm Petrel
You do know pasta grows on trees, I saw this program on the BBC that said so. If the whole world is full of pasta trees how are we going to find anywhere to brew grog?.
I do love pastafarians but sometimes they really dont think!!
@Cabin Boy Jon
It’s true. And they grow meatballs for fruit. There’s even a song about it. I’m sure many are familiar with that great anthem “On Top of Spaghetti”.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Great Anthems
@ St John the Blasphemist
is the church of the fsm granting you this sainthood?
Really do need a pasta uk meet up
Our last one in London was on a real pirate ship (Golden Hind) http://www.goldenhinde.org/
and even had state funding (BBC)
I could not possibly agree more. I’m a Christian, too, but I don’t want Intelligent Design taught in science class. It’s not a religion class, it’s not church, and it’s not the appropriate venue. It blows my mind that so many people are unable to grasp that. They want to do away with the separation between church and state, and they want religion in school because Christianity is the predominant religion in the U.S., and as such they stand to lose nothing. I wonder how they would feel if Christianity weren’t the predominant religion. What if their kids were forced to sit through 5 minutes of mandatory, teacher-led Satan worship at the start of each school day? I bet they’d be all gung ho about the separation of church and state then. It’s so easy when it’s their own agenda they want forced on everyone else. I’m a Christian, my faith is incredibly important to me, but I will never be in favor of forcing that on anyone, and particularly not on children in school.
If you think about it, the entire prayer in the public schools, ten commandments on the walls of our courthouses, intelligent design taught in the science classroom, abstinence based sex education, et al is not about Christians (particularly, fundamentalist Christians) teaching their own children the tenets of their religion. No, that’s not what they want at all, because they are completely free to do that in their homes, churches, sunday schools et al.
Rather, for them it’s all about teaching everyone else’s children the tenets and belief of their religion, and using what belongs to all of us, the public school system to do it. Talk about an entitlement mentality!
all hail his noodly goodness
but i was wondering
do u guys not belive in eating spaghetti
dudei am on atkins. NO SPAGHETTI
i am a music pirate does that count
am i holy
his noodly goodness has bestowed a life of piracy upon me…ALL HAIL HIS NOODLY GOODNESS..AM I AM THE HOLYEST OF ALL PASTAFARIANS
jacob u bitch stop thinking ur better than the rest of us
one of the 8 i’d rather you didnts says to get over ur self
ur not that great.
hahahahaha booby…i have hacked ur account now i shall show my pirate ways…i will find u…lovingly jacob…and once agen I AM THE HOLYEST OF ALL PASTAFARIANS!!!!
cas - you need to throw off the oppression of the christian god and join the pastafarians. We are generally tolerant, similar to unitarians. Give it a 30-day trial. If you don’t like it, you can be born again as a christian.
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Shit…parents this days have to be more responsible with watching what their kids are doing
Thanks for that link Cabin Boy Jon. Did anyone else spot there’s going to be a pirate fun day on the 15th December! Also just for the reminisce - thanks for resurecting an old memory of my father dragging me and my sister out of bed at about 5am about 20 years ago to see the replica sail through our part of the country. We were stood on the banks of a river at 6am waving at the crew when they passed us, then got in the car, drove to another point along the route, and waved again. Cheers!
It’s is also interesting how Christians are trying to lobby against programs to vaccinate young women with the new cervical cancer vaccine. Affraid this would increase the liklihood of premarital sex, they prefer that their own and everyone else’s children face a potential death penalty for this offense.
If an effectivce vaccine is ever discovered for AIDS, is there any doubt these wackos will try to block its distribution at every turn. Wouldn’t want is encumber divine retribution, now would we.