Great site. Even being a Christian, I get it. :) I don’t think the teaching of so called Intelligent Design has any place in public schools. Faith is not science. Anyhow, long live the FSM. I won’t worship him, but I’ll enjoy his noodly goodness… :)
Have a great day
Tony
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Yeah, congratulations, I guess…
Strange, whenever there’s lovemail from Christians, overall grammar quality seems to increase.
That becasue the smart ones know better that to argue and don’t get pissed off when they are confussed.
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A quote from a great french writer :
“Father, I believe you are wrong. Science Fiction is stronger than religion. Because it opens the mind whereas you close it.” - (Bernard Werber)
Cool Christian! Yeah baby! Okay, that sounded really weird.
@Jean Bart: They’re some French band who added me to their list. I thought it might have been you cos they did it shortly after I posted the above message, so I asked them (with the help of Babel Fish) “Est-ce que ce vous, Jean Bart?”
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Online Translators
UPDATE: The present danger has ended. He’s changed that name in brackets to someone else’s. Thanks to all those who helped.
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Tony will never make it to heaven. Just as I won’t. Being a skeptic in the Christian culture, especially if it’s fundie, leads to apostasy. I left the the Southern Baptists when a guy came to our church and declared himself a paid heretic finder from headquarters in Nahville. (I expected to see a stake erected in the parking lot with firewood piled about it as I left that night.) And I didn’t go back.
@Old Bogus–a paid heretic finder? Hahahahahaha!!! How do you go to a job interview when your previous profession was “paid heretic finder?” And how exactly does one find heretics? And more importantly, what is the pay like?
All you have to do is make sure your perspective employer is an especially crazy fundie, they’ll be so impressed to see ‘heretic finder’, you probably won’t even need to interview.
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They probably find heretics the same way as the Spanish inquisition, a pissed off neighbour denounces someone, and the heretic finder tortures a confession out of them, heretics aren’t really human you see, so it’s all right. Either that or any denial of being a heretic is a lie, why would an evil heretic tell the truth?
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I’m guessing pay is on commission.
Hey, he doesn’t have to look hard. I’m a paid heretic :) a) i get paid 2) by his standards I’m a heretic/pagan/non-believer. So I fit right?
hahahaha Paid heretic…good FSM I’m so sleepy I can’t even think!
I wonder how long it will be before Tony is excommunicated for his unforgivable betrayal…
I’m a christian, too and I think that this is great! Intelligent debate is a good thing. Especially if done with a sense of humor. The one thing that christians need remember is: our forefathers mandated a separation of church and state for a reason. God bless you all!!!
Thank you sir for being so understanding of our religion
i don’t get intelligent design either
May you bask in His noodly goodness
R’amen
thank you tony for understanding you are awsome (not as awsome as his noodlyness but still pretty awsome)
may his noodly appendage embrace you all
ah tony, if only all christians could be like you!!
the thing is, believing in God (or the FSM) is a faith thing, not a science thing, you just can’t prove (or disprove) that God (or FSM) exist or not. its faith, not science (btw i am a science teacher :o))
Well done my man, blessed be The Almighty ;)
I am very surprised. I am used to being dammed to hell, and here is a tolerant Christian! It is refreshing and very kind of you to be so open minded and caring. I beleive you are the most Christian on this sight.