cult takes refuge in cave

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CNN reports that a Russian doomsday cult has barricaded themselves in a cave and are waiting for the end of the world.

It’s strange to me that they believe the earth is coming to an end in May 2008, but they’re already in the cave. Six months in a cave is a long time. The move seems a little premature to me, that’s all I’m saying. Why the rush? I feel like I’m missing something. And why would you choose to spend your last days there instead of a nice hotel or something?

Russian anti-cult authorities have determined that up to 29 members, including 4 children, are taking hold in the cave.

I say leave them alone, as long as the children are in no imminent danger. Who cares? What’s the worst that will happen? They’re waiting for the end of the world – they’re not going to mass-suicide. It seems to me that most of the cult disasters have been triggered by authorities trying to intervene. So what if they’re in cave? Leave them alone. If you try to force them out, they very well might mass-suicide.

By far, the scariest thing about this situation is the response from the mainstream church:

“It is obviously some kind of insanity,” Mitropolitan Kirill, a high-ranking Russian Orthodox Church official, told Russian television. “It is perhaps even a medical case. A very dangerous phenomena is happening in Russia’s religious life.”

He added, “What we’re seeing in Penza right now is a most vivid example of what could happen to a country, to a society, if this society is deprived of proper religious education.”

(I added the bold.)

To Mr. Kirill: What is “proper religious education”, and who do you propose decide the curriculum? What makes your cult more legitimate than theirs? You believe the earth is 5000 years old and we rode around on dinosaurs, they’re just living in a cave.

You can read the CNN article here.

196 Responses to “cult takes refuge in cave”

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  1. 151 - PacificPam (Cool-Aid) - Nov 20th, 2007

    Oh…hi Booty!
    Working?
    Making Booty calls? =)

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  2. 152 - PacificPam (Cool-Aid) - Nov 20th, 2007

    Arrgh…
    Booty…are you making Booty calls?

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  3. 153 - PacificPam (Cool-Aid) - Nov 20th, 2007

    damiit fucking posts

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  4. 154 - Pluto - Nov 20th, 2007

    I think she’s fucked off honey

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  5. 155 - PacificPam (Cool-Aid) - Nov 20th, 2007

    hahahahaa

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  6. 156 - Pluto - Nov 20th, 2007

    A nice glass of cool-aid would be nice about now.

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  7. 157 - Alchemist - Nov 20th, 2007

    CatholicLiberal.
    “Whoever said that Catholicism was a cult has… issues”
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    No – they made a typo. that’s all :D
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    “And, finally just something that’s been bugging me:
    Noun: evangelist; verb: evangelize; and adjective: evangelical”

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    Bugs the fuck out of me too!
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    “I’m happy to clear up any other Christian mysteries, including ones about Protestant religions. I know plenty, and won’t just make up stuff.”

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    Excellent! Where to start?
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    Why does man have the same number of ribs as a woman?
    Why do you need a Priest to intercede on your behalf?
    If Jesus lived the life of a normal man – ie to suffer what man does – how come he never married? Seriously! He was brought up in the Jewish tradition – he’d have had 6 kids before he was 20!

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  8. 158 - PacificPam (Cool-Aid) - Nov 20th, 2007

    Cool Aid! Oh yes

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  9. 159 - PacificPam (Cool-Aid) - Nov 20th, 2007

    hahahahahahahahahahaha True!

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  10. 160 - St. Arrrrgyle - Nov 20th, 2007

    @ Catholic Liberal
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    Mysteries? What happened to Jeezoo between the ages of 12 and 30? Prime procreation years. And when did he hookup with Mary Mags and her merry bags?

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  11. 161 - Jennyanydots - Nov 20th, 2007

    @ Alchemist:
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    How about if the pope is infallible, how can one individual be both pope and antipope at the same time (and can the FSM be both pasta and antipasta!)?
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    Or, and I appreciate it’s quite a big one and CatholicLiberal may wish to go away and think about this one, how about where do the dinosaurs appear in the bible?

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  12. 162 - Jennyanydots - Nov 20th, 2007

    NB – insert suitable Bill Hicks quote here.

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  13. 163 - Alchemist - Nov 20th, 2007

    Jennyanydots: but surely only god is infallible? Wouldn’t claiming to be infallible be like setting yourself up as on a par with god.
    Got to have some serious consequences in the old smiting department does that!
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    Look what happened to Lucifer! One day he was bowing before the moist (sic) high – singing his undying praises to the beautiferousness of the lords vanity – bang! – “WTF!” he thinks – next minute he’s out on his ear, not even time to pack!
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    “Let that be a lesson to you Lucifer!” said the lard! “now, go and have a lulz on earth for a couple of millennia!”
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    “Sounds like a good deal to be honest – no more singing, bowing, subservient BS for me! Bring on the dancing girls!” thought Lucifer.
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    I digress (for a change). Surely El Papa is up shit creek sans paddle for that one?
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    Dinosaurs! That’s easy – they were the giants mentioned in Genesis 6:4 – the Nephilim. Giants created by the unholy union of fallen angel and mortal woman!
    This was pre-flood of course.
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    I was surprised by the results from Objective Ministries dinosaur expedition though. I don’t think they were vegetarians!

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  14. 164 - Jennyanydots - Nov 20th, 2007

    Unholy union of fallen angel and mortal woman produced giant reptiles? Somehow, the only word that comes to mind right now is ouch.

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  15. 165 - Alchemist - Nov 20th, 2007

    LOL – gives a new dimension to “breech birth”!
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    “I’m sorry Ms Cain, it appears your son’s dorsal fin is stuck, we might need to carry out a Caesarian Section. Nurse, the big rock please and a number 6 mica flake. Stat! “

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  16. 166 - Jennyanydots - Nov 20th, 2007

    Cheers Alchemist. How nice to leave work giggling over someone’s post, rather than being annoyed at an idiot.

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  17. 167 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 21st, 2007

    Here are the answers to questions that I felt like answering:
    Ok please explain the ascension to heaven of the “Virgin” Mary which was only made official in the 50’s due to Catholics ‘liking’ the idea and the idea of limbo, which was part of your pathetic religion for ages and has now been discontinued?
    You’re funny. You should be a comedian. But on a less sarcastic note, I find that retarded too. And I knew about it. That’s more of a fundamentalist thing, which most Catholics are not, regardless of the Pope.
    Does in no longer exist because the pope said so or did it never exist mean the whole thing was a lie and all those prayers for the little babies were pointless because they are in fact in hell (you religion is quite specific about having to have some dude in a dress sprinkle water on your head)?
    I’m not entirely sure what that is supposed to mean, as you seem to have missed a few crucial grammar lessons, but I can guess. Newsflash: the Vatican has taught that you need not be a Catholic, or even Christian to go to heaven or be Baptized. The Pope said that Catholicism is the one true religion, but most people don’t even pay attention to that. Certainly not anyone I’ve ever met.
    Or how about that the word of god is infallible yet popes keep say that god tells them contradictory things (2 of which are above)?
    What?
    This is almost as bad as the hate-mail on this website.
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    Why does man have the same number of ribs as a woman?
    I don’t take Genesis seriously. It’s kind of sad that you think most Christians do.
    Why do you need a Priest to intercede on your behalf?
    You don’t. You can become a deacon, and there basically the same as everyone else. You only need a priest for Communion. I personally don’t plan on giving a sermon, though, so no big loss.
    If Jesus lived the life of a normal man – ie to suffer what man does – how come he never married? Seriously! He was brought up in the Jewish tradition – he’d have had 6 kids before he was 20!
    Good question. Some people say that he was a member of a religious group where you didn’t get married, but either way Jesus was no ordinary person, to me at least.
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    Or, and I appreciate it’s quite a big one and CatholicLiberal may wish to go away and think about this one, how about where do the dinosaurs appear in the bible?
    Not. A. Fundie! But I would be interested to find out how one would respond to that.
    And I have a question for you guys.
    Why do you think all Christians are fundamentalists. Most of us realize that it has nothing to do with Jesus and everything to do with people wanting to that they are special and others are not.

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  18. 168 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 21st, 2007

    I do enjoy the insults however. How original.

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  19. 169 - Brother Timotheus the Loyal - Nov 21st, 2007

    Sometimes… I wonder why religious people frequent religion free sites. I’m just thinking out loud here, but I’m an atheist. I never go to the “Pat Robertson” web site, the “Jews for Jesus” site, a Muslim religious site or similar sites and make comments in their discussion groups. I just find it really interesting that Christians and religious people seem to be extremely attracted to non-religious sites – and they often like to make comments in the discussion groups.
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    My only hope is that it makes them think… about what they believe… and about what it might be like… to be free … of belief.

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  20. 170 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 21st, 2007

    Interesting. You think that because Christians visit a website that is predominantly atheist that suddenly religious people are losing their faith. Sure, that’s a completely logical assumption to come to.
    But I have a wild guess myself, and here it is: perhaps it’s possible that someone who disagrees with ID being taught in schools, goes to a website that thinks the same, and comments on it, just got frustrated with the portrayal of all Christians as idiots and decided to voice her opinion.
    But I’m just thinking out loud.
    Sure I think about what it might be like to be “free” of belief. But for most of us it was just a phase. All of us (excepting fundamentalists) go through it. For some it is not just a phase, I know, but it’s not uncommon to be an atheist for about a year or more (to name someone famous, C.S. Lewis). The girl sitting next to me in my religion class, Megan, is most likely going to come back.
    And, I would not like to give the impression that I am not okay with atheists promoting their beliefs (or lack of, whatever you prefer), certainly, almost all religions do the same.
    Lastly, I would like to say I have also gone thruogh an atheist phase. I was never free.

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  21. 171 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 21st, 2007

    By coming back, I mean returning to religion.

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  22. 172 - Wench Cyka - Nov 21st, 2007

    Hey Catholic Liberal,
    If you tried being polite, instead of a total insensitive, full-of-yourself-righteous jerk, you might find that most people here are quite nice to the FEW TRUE xians who post here (search catholic and look under love mail). I happen to be a pagan, polytheistic even, and while that goes against the grain of most atheists, and a lot of people who post here underneath it all are atheists, I am well tolerated and even occasionally, dare I say it, liked! And no, I do not promote my religion, thanks, in fact, I discourage it as it is not for those who are not chosen for it. It’s just a suggestion, but you might try pulling back the snarling lip and putting on a polite smile. You might just receive a nice discussion instead of a face full of fundie fuel.

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  23. 173 - Apprentice Frederic - Nov 21st, 2007

    Hey, guys, this isn’t fair. CatholicLiberal is defending a (we hope!) serious point of view against a raffish bunch of pirates with less at stake. I suspect CatholicLiberal deserves respeck – amongst other reasons – because he gets as much heat from the Congregation of the Faith as he does from us. And he has more to worry about from the other side, LOFLMAO. And – forgive me – Christians are prone to label anybody who doesn’t buy their particular bucket of – er – doctrine – as “atheists”. I wouldn’t be surprised if, somewhere in the great beyond there wasn’t a lot that would surprise us, if only we were more ancient and more wise than any of us could possibly be. I hate to be “agnostic” on bad days, because that’s another term of contrmpt from True Believers; maybe “Pastafarian” is a label we can bear with honor.

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  24. 174 - Apprentice Frederic - Nov 21st, 2007

    @CathLib: Oops, “she”. apologies for being abominably dense. But, again, “atheist” and “Not Catholic” aren’t synonymous (sp?).
    @Wench Cyka : I have a pal who argues with me a lot: he likes to say “…actually, we’re in violent agreement….” and then he laughs a hilarious, jolly laugh that causes everyone in the bar to turn their head our way. Love it.

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  25. 175 - storm petrel - Nov 21st, 2007

    @ Catholicliberal, I assume you’re not going to answer me about transsubstantiation then.

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  26. 176 - Pluto - Nov 21st, 2007

    @CatholicLiberal-
    Thanks for attempting to answer my question. You only managed the one about the Virgin Mary, and then you said it was stupid yourself.
    “That’s more of a fundamentalist thing, which most Catholics are not, regardless of the Pope.”- But he is the head of your faith? His word is supposed to be infallible right?
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    You have yet to answer the questions about limbo! Also Catholics are quite specific about being baptised to get into heaven in the first place. If you are unable to answer the question about whether limbo exists or ever existed then you are in the wrong religion.
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    You also failed to answer why popes can contradict each other, referring you the insertion and later removal of limbo from you backwards faith in particular. I don’t think that is unreasonable thing to ask and certainly don’t compare to our hate mailers (if other disagree please state why). You state you will answer the question you “feel like answering” when before you stated “I’m happy to clear up any other Christian mysteries, including ones about Protestant religions.” So you where lying when you said that? I’m under the impression that you didn’t answer all the questions to avoid exposing your ignorance. Just an opinion but it is the picture you paint.
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    “Why does man have the same number of ribs as a woman?
    I don’t take Genesis seriously. It’s kind of sad that you think most Christians do.”
    Well then why are you a Christian at all if you don’t believe in it? “…Jesus was no ordinary person, to me at least.” So that part is true but Genesis is stupid? At what point could you pick and choose the bits of you religion you like and ignore the rest as tripe?
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    “Why do you think all Christians are fundamentalists.” Because if you’re not, you’re not really a Christian! That’s the point of faith, you believe it without question. You just like to pretend you’re a Catholic… Which is very weird.

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  27. 177 - Jennyanydots - Nov 21st, 2007

    @ CatholicLiberal re dinosaurs bit – as far as I can tell, none of us assumed YOU were a fundie. However, you offered to explain all of the ‘mysteries’ of christianity to us, and it’s rather hard to get the real fundies to hang around long enough to answer these, so we were hoping for some infomation that might explain where THEY are coming from.

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  28. 178 - PacificPam (Butterfly) - Nov 21st, 2007

    I want answers too…!

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  29. 179 - PacificPam (Butterfly) - Nov 21st, 2007

    Are these people still in there?

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  30. 180 - Wench Cyka - Nov 21st, 2007

    @ Pam
    Probably not. This type generally leave when faced with rational thought instead of the foaming at the mouth they get from their own kind, which is probably what she wanted anyway. Sorry to disappoint you deary, but we tend to think around here. Nice, wrinkley brains, all raisin heads, not a grape among us like all those pulpit types who frankly these day in my opinion I doubt even half of them even believe the drivel they spout. I’d bet a good third of priests and nuns have simply lost faith and just do it out of (yes I must) habit!

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  31. 181 - Perna de Pau - Nov 21st, 2007

    Of course we like you Wench Cyka ;)

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  32. 182 - Apprentice Frederic - Nov 21st, 2007

    @storm petrel: you misssed a chance to explain the Pastafarian view of transsubstantiation to CatholicLiberal. I’m a little weak on doctrine myself, but – don’t spaghetti,Marinara sauce, and meatballs START as the body and blood of the Deity????

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  33. 183 - PacificPam (Butterfly) - Nov 21st, 2007

    I agree with you Wench Cyka

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  34. 184 - Old Grouch - Nov 22nd, 2007

    @ Pluto – As to the Dormition – Falling Asleep – of the Holy Ever Virgin Godbearer (Theotokos), usually known in the West as “Mother of God”. This is an Orthodox Feast from early Centuries. It comes under the general heading of Tradition, with a complete set of Prayers for Divine Liturgy; and – as is true with all Orthodox Feasts – does not depend upon the Bishop of Rome for its existence in the Calendar.
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    Orthodoxy begins with that position of Total Transcendence as Incarnated Immanence, I have posted about on another line. It also has never taught the Roman heresy of the transmission of “original sin” as an ever-increasing burden of “guilt” for Adam’s truning away from God. Adam’s sin weakened man’s will, and left him vulnerable to further refusal to live “face to face” with God; but, while Adam’s sin opened human kind to sorrow, suffering, and death, he did NOT pass along a “debt” owed to God by all future generations, before his descendents could be restored to that Mystical Communion.
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    Thus, when, in the fullness of time, God chose to gift Himself to human kind, and conquer death by His death, He became man – “Like unto us in all things, except that He did not sin” – and this fully HUMAN Nature was assumed by way of the Holy Spirit, and The Virgin Mary.
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    Since for Orthodoxy, Mary’s acceptance of the Miracle and Mystery exemplifies human re-turning to God, she is Venerated throughout the Church as she should be. However, since neither she, nor you and I, nor anybody else, “inherited” Adam’s “guilt”, or “debt”, she has always been regarded in Orthodoxy as a fit Vessel for the HUMAN Incarnation of Christ. She, herself, IS NOT some product of a sympatho-mimetic magic form of “Immaculate Conception”, since any conception, as such, IS NOT ONE of “inherited orginal sin”.
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    This is a very serious difference between Orthodox Christianity and Romanism, where the Virgin has been more or less “elevated” into some kind of “demi-goddess”, by a Dogma that was never even thought of in Orthodox Christian Tradition. And, as a Dogma, the “Immaculate Conception” casts aspersions, and doubt, upon the true HUMAN Nature of Christ, verging on a form of Monophysite/Monothelite position that makes for a very wide and deep gulf between Orthodox Christianity and Romanism. For Orthodox Christians, Christ could not have been, “Like unto us in ALL THINGS, except that he did not sin”, were he to have been born by way of some kind of “demi-goddess”, herself not fully HUMAN. But Roman heresies are abundant; and cover Millenia of political shenanigans.

    For Orthodox, the Holy Ever Virgin Theotoks came to the natural termination there is for humans, death. However, since Her Son, Jesus Christ, had conquered death by His death, she was not subjected to that also natural part of being dead, decay and corruption. But, rather, was taken up, in the body, into that which Christians await when we speak of the Ressurection of the Dead in the Symbolion. Because of her unique obedience to God, she received that gift as a “sign” of what awaits all Christians. And, Orthodoxy has Celebrated that Mystery for almost as long as there has been an identifiable Christian Church.
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    Romanism seized upon the external – the bodily Assumption – rather than upon the essentials – as it has done repeatedly when faced with Dogmatic questions. So, Rome has a parallel form of external explanation; and the essential Orthodox position is lost in the West.
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    Your other questions arise from the confusion left over when Protestantism threw out the fundamental of Tradition for its current bibliolatry, and the whole notion of finding Christianity in a book – or rather, in what the Protestant leader at the time said (or says) HE found in a book – became a part of European culture. I have cited some source materials for reading, if one desire’s further pursuit of the matter. So, I’ll apologize for sermonizing here; and let education take its own course. Thank you for your patience.

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  35. 185 - Captain W - Nov 22nd, 2007

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    1.You think that because Christians visit a website that is predominantly atheist that suddenly religious people are losing their faith
    -Where did you get this from? I may be mistaking but I don’t think most people here think that.
    2.perhaps it’s possible that someone who disagrees with ID being taught in schools, goes to a website that thinks the same, and comments on it, just got frustrated with the portrayal of all Christians as idiots and decided to voice her opinion.
    -Not our fault. We don’t portray christians as idiots, they do that on their own. If you look around you will notice well written, intelligent posts get respectful intelligent responses, regardless of the original posters religion. People who post incomprehensible, illogical or angry posts, generally get dimissed or reamed on, again regardless of the original posters religion. I can speak for everyone, but I atleast am an equal-oppurtunity hater.
    3.Sure I think about what it might be like to be “free” of belief. But for most of us it was just a phase. All of us (excepting fundamentalists) go through it. For some it is not just a phase, I know, but it’s not uncommon to be an atheist for about a year or more
    -This i a hasty generalization, therefore illogical or untrue. Also in your first paragraph you were very quick to criticize us for making assumptions, yet it you do exactly that.
    4.Lastly, I would like to say I have also gone thruogh an atheist phase. I was never free.
    -Is there a point to this? Statements like this really only works on teenagers, they are not convincing.

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  36. 186 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 22nd, 2007

    Hey, I’m still here.
    I’m sorry if I was rude, I’ll try to be nicer. I just have a very sarcastic tone, which has become second nature. Also I have seen a letter from a Catholic being nice, and I saw mostly nice responses,(one of the writers happens to be a relative), the main reason I thought you guys were being accusing was that someone called me a rambling idiot, and I assumed, perhaps stupidly, that some atheists were under the opinion that all Catholics took pleasure in being ignorant or something similar, or at least out to turn everyone into blind followers. Obviously I was the one being ignorant. (I’m not being sarcastic here.)
    I never meant to say that all religious people broadcast their religion, I should have said most. However I did say religion
    @storm petrel-I’m sorry I didn’t answer your question, I must have skipped over it. At my school we had always been taught that it was symbolic, but perhaps I was wrong.
    @pluto- as for limbo, I didn’t know what you meant, as I’ve never heard of it. I asked my Dad, and he said he was always under the impression that limbo was for family members of someone who had been saved, or went to heaven, but commited a horrible sin (murder etc.), some people say that they can go to heaven after Jesus returns to Earth, or until they pay off their sin. As far as I can tell it is no longer taught, but that’s the best I can do.
    As for Popes, no, they’re not infalliable, they’re human. Only God is infalliable, and the Pope is not God. There have been really good popes and really bad popes (see the Inquisition and the Crusades) which the Catholic church is aware of.
    @Captain W- I was responding to the post above mine.
    Any other questions?

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  37. 187 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 22nd, 2007

    Also, I would like to add I’m only fourteen. That’s probably why I act like a teenager.

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  38. 188 - storm petrel - Nov 22nd, 2007

    @ CatholicLiberal, looks like we were taught different systems, I was taught religion by a Dominican sister for one year, and according to Dominican teachings the host and wine being changed to the body and blood is not symbolic. That sister was one of the few honest believers I’ve ever met, and she didn’t believe in Limbo, or the idea that a baby wouldn’t be allowed into heaven just because they weren’t baptised, despite this having been cathilic teaching for many years.
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    As far as I know, the idea of limbo was that it was kind of a waiting room for heaven, where you had to do some sort of penance because noone was good enough to go straight in, but if people still on earth prayed enough for the departed soul, it could reduce the waiting time.
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    As I said above, for many years the catholic church preached that to have any hope of heaven, a person must be baptised. In Ireland, this belief was so strong that still-born, or otherwise unbaptised babies would not be given a funeral and would be buried in unmarked graves in unconsecrated ground. Priests would sometimes be asked to attend child-birth and baptise the baby as soon as it was born if there was a chance it would die soon after, a full baptism would be held later if it lived.
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    @ Old Grouch, just out of curiosity, what is the orthodox view of communion? Transubstantiation, or consubstantiation?

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  39. 189 - Old Grouch - Nov 22nd, 2007

    @storm petrel – Orthodoxy doesn’t use either of the philosophical designations as a “definition” as such. However, the fundamental of the Mystery is the actual transformation of the Holy Gifts, by way of the Holy Spirit, invoked in the Epiclesis, to be what Christ said they were, His Body and Blood.
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    When discussing the matter with Western based folks, the word, “Transubstantiation”, fits best, since there is Reservation. And the whole cycle of the Divine Liturgy of the Pre-Sanctified utilizes the Reserved Gifts as the Elements of Communion. Which makes that “label” more easily understood in terms of comparison, perhaps.
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    I think you are kind of melding “limbo” and “purgatory” a bit. The notion of “purgatory” develops from the Roman concept of “original sin” being a transmitted form of “guilt” – in geometric proportions – down through the ages; which “guilt” has so loaded human kind down as to never be able to actually “pay up” – or even “pay the interest” on the “debt owed to God”. Thus, even though Christ’s Suffering, Death, and Ressurection is, for Orthodox Christianity, the absolute fulfillment of God’s gift of restoration, to ALL creation – God’s gift of Himself by His own choice, NOT a matter of “contract”, or “covenant” with a group, institution, or collective body (Church) – Rome’s adoption of Augustinian “definitions” (brief and oversimplified; but accurate) led to the idea of having to “work off” the still “unpaid” matter of “penance and suffering” each individual still “owed” at death.
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    This led to the idea of a “waiting room” – as you quite accurately call it – in which the soul was deprived of the ultimate joy of seeing God, until his “debt” was “paid off” – by Prayers and Masses, with the earthly monies going to Rome, where “Indulgences” could be granted, at a price, that would ultimately “reduce the sentence”, or “pay up”.
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    Orthodoxy, of course, has none of it; since this development of “Institutional Salvation” is alien to the whole Theology of Orthodox Christianity. And, the abuses of the whole thing ultimately led to the Protestant Revolution, which was based on an attempt to get a “cut of the take” locally, as much as upon anything else.
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    Since the Augustinian/Aristotelian/Origenist adoption of philosophical “definitions and limitations” for the Mysteries (Sacraments) was expressly condemned by Council, Orthodoxy also has no concept of “limbo” – or a state after death where unbaptized infants might reside. Again, we come to the diametrically opposed set of concepts concerning the “guilt of original sin”.
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    For Orthodoxy, Baptism/Chrismation is the Incorporation of the INDIVIDUAL into the Living Body of Christ on Earth, His Church. And, while Baptism does “wash away” sin, for those who have committed sin in their lives (adults, or teenagers), Orthodoxy DOES NOT hold the idea that humans are “conceived and born in sin, with Adam’s guilt”. Nor does Orthodoxy have the concept that the creation (human kind) can, or does, “sin” against the Creator (God). The finite cannot, and does not, affect the Infinite. Adam turned away from God; and Adam suffered the consequences himself. In that turning away from God, the consequences for Adam’s descendents were the weakening of the will and ability to live with God in a “face to face” relationship, and the entry of physical suffering and death. “As in Adam, all die; so in Christ shall all be made alive.”
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    Thus, if a little child – or a baby – dies before Baptism, that is a matter left to God, NOT “legislated” by a Curia as to what happens after death.
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    Recent attempts to entice Orthodox Christians into some kind of detente with the Vatican have led to a sort of “back burner” approach to matters such as “limbo”, for instance. One might liken it to the “Out of sight, out of mind” attitude Rome often adopts when it is trying to present itself as some kind of “moral authority”. But, that aside, the “limbo” matter itself has never really occupied all that much of a place in discussions between Orthodox Christianity and the Roman Religion.
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    It would take a great deal more time, and space, to deal properly with the subject in its entirety; but I can recommend the works of Father John Meyendorf – starting with his BYZANTINE THEOLOGY, and also with his historical works – as well as those of Father Alexander Schmemann – especially his catachetical series – for those who would be interested.
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    And thanks for your patience in allowing me to write what I have. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!

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  40. 190 - Star - Nov 22nd, 2007

    Why is everyone making such a big fuss? I say if they want to live in a cave, let them be. Everyone deals with ‘the end of the world’ in different ways, I myself would just spend all my money and go to the Caribbean, but you know, whatever floats your boat!

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  41. 191 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 22nd, 2007

    @storm petrel-Dominican? that makes sense. My teacher was a Jesuit. As for Baptism, it was never taught like that at my school. The idea that baptism was essential to salvation was frowned upon. But this is America and perhaps were allowed to be a little radical over here. (I know no one ever gets mad at me for voicing my beliefs.) You are from a different country right?
    And as for fundamentalism in general, most fundamentalists don’t even like to talk about Catholics and spend a large amount of time teaching that Catholics will go to hell. It’s kind of funny, because enemy # 1 isn’t atheists or buddhists or hindus but other christians (even though they are the only real Christians. For anyone who is interested in how the fundamentalist movement got started, I highly recommend Stealing Jesus, How Fundamentalistism Betrays Christianity by Bruce Bawer. And, yes, I know the authors gay.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  42. 192 - storm petrel - Nov 23rd, 2007

    The sister who taught me religion didn’t believe that baptism was essential either, she actually said at one point that she had no way of knowing for sure which religion was right, so she was never going to try to force catholicism on us, which is why I said she had honest faith. I think the different teachings of baptism as essential versus non-essential are more due to different times than countries though, noone would ever say a baby wasn’t going to heaven just because it wasn’t baptised now.

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  43. 193 - Big angry Russian - Nov 23rd, 2007

    I like Old Grouch’S statements, but to those who do not know of or care to learn (and mock) the Russia’s church and it’s ideals -1. for 70 odd years NO religion was allowed in the Soviet Union and 2 . Orthodoxy does not believe that science is EVIL, it is the explanation on how GOD works and does his thing(meaning that the Earth is Billions of years old) . So please don’t try and group use with the rest of the fools in the western churches. (Remember do you hear about any Orthodox Inquisitions I think not)

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  44. 194 - CatholicLiberal - Nov 23rd, 2007

    @storm petrel-yeah, times sounds right. I really hope there are a lot more clergy members like your sister around. I honestly had no idea that the baptism thing was that bad until I looked it up, and I was astonished because that’s nothing like what I was taught. All catholic schools have the same curriculum in America, and I assure you the harsh baptism rules are no longer taught.

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  45. 195 - Cogito - Nov 26th, 2007

    @catholicliberal – Catholics are the only “true” xtians? So Catholicism is “the” religion to go with? Hmmm…I don’t know. If I had to be logical about this I would say you would want to be Jewish. After all, Jeezy Creezy himself was a Jew, and we all know who his dad was.

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  46. 196 - James D King of Pirates - Apr 1st, 2008

    if people want to live in a cave let them, if the FSM decides to end the world in may, who cares, its not like its all so great anyway.

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