WTF would you get a dull a*sed job

Bobby, WTF would you get a dull a*sed job, when you can keep doing this???? Y do people think u need a job??? I think your contribution is so important. Do these same time wasters worry about Mother Theresa getting a job???? Did they get on Ghandi’s goat and tell him to get a job……. Was Muhumad told to go dig his mountain…. Seriously some people just don’t get it.
FSM so rox n I’m so spewing I have to have a job, and didn’t think of doing this myself…… Rock on I say.

How dare you poke the humour stick at religions……….. LMAO continually.

“you’ve gone too far” OH PLEASE……

“it’s ridiculous and stupid” Arhah, and the rest of the crappy religions aren’t???? Suiciding for a G*d isn’t?????? Not eating a certain food (on a certain day???) isn’t it???? Refusing to sell condoms to a customer because it’s against your religion isn’t???? (& I kid you not it happened here, and made front page news for about a week. Boy did I LMFAO at that!!!)
I’m so surprised that any of the religious folks even have time to view your website, with their heads so far up their own A*rses, how do they view the screen…………..

Oh well that’s about all from me.
BFN

Oh by the way, does Pirating music / vids / clips etc count as part worship? Not that I do that, but I was just wondering if that was actually an underground group / break away group worshiping the Meatballs….

May the noodley appendages stay moist in His juiciest of sauces.

Yours with the mostest of parmesan cheese

Monkeygirl :)

83 Responses to “WTF would you get a dull a*sed job”

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  1. 41 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:31 am - I love eruptions in heaven Says:

    a BIG postcard?

  2. 42 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:38 am - PacificPam (IF) Says:

    Maybe…it depends on the price, if it doesn’t vary too much.
    What kind of ballons do you recommend?

  3. 43 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:38 am - PacificPam (IF) Says:

    *balloons*

  4. 44 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:38 am - Iron Bess Says:

    @PP - wow…did you even read it ‘dude’?

  5. 45 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:43 am - Alchemist Says:

    IB - This isn’t Dawkins and “I did have a look at the last week or so of posts and could see how someone with a modicrum of intelligence may not want to waste any time here because of them.” completely negates your previous statement regarding the sagacity of their comments. :D
    (sorry - but that did read as a little bit arsey!)
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    IB - I’ve been here for a year - I’ve had a look at some other “intelligent” sites but always come back here. Why?
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    Simple. I can have an intelligent conversation if I want to or I can be stupid, irreverent, irrelevant, down-right sarcastic, surreal - whatever I want.
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    If Pam and Pluto want to flirt - let them. I have a scroll wheel and I’m not afraid to use it.
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    Re: Prof Dawkins. He comes over as a complete twat in my eyes. Arrogant, condescending and self-righteous.
    It makes sense that he would attract a similar audience (not all - I know that). Whereas Bobby has created a satirical site - he’s attracted a similar audience to that - sarcastic, cynics with humour.
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    I’ll stick to the sarcasm thanks - I’m here for fun in the main. That said I’ve learned a hell of a lot from this site.
    Without this place I’d have been blissfully unaware of the threat from fundamentalist christianity.
    (it wasn’t such a big thing in the UK last year - it’s getting there now!)

  6. 46 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:43 am - Iron Bess Says:

    @Pluto - “We wont turn this into dial a date I promises.”
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    Thanks, I appreciate it. And once again, I apologise if I came across as being a little too harsh.
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    I also don’t think we need to have nut bar xian fundies full of hate and murder, in order to enjoy a great dialogue.

  7. 47 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:50 am - I love eruptions in heaven Says:

    Say, as its getting quite boring, how about a contest who can write the most convincing hate-mail? Of course we will include a judging system checking this way
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    Non-proper spelling (10 points total)
    Non-proper grammar (15 points total)
    Excessive stupidness (10 points total)
    Originality (5 points total)
    Fundyness (10 points total)
    .
    .
    So who wants to judge?

  8. 48 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:51 am - PacificPam (IF) Says:

    FSM Bless the scroll wheel.

  9. 49 - November 1st, 2007 at 10:56 am - Alchemist Says:

    Ileih - I hope you’re not suggesting we send fake hatemail to Bobby?
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    Perish the thought :D
    PS - you need Jingles’ Patented Fuckwit Finder v2 - it’s around the site somewhere!

  10. 50 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:02 am - Iron Bess Says:

    @Alchemist - I’m not sure what is ‘arsey’ about not enjoying someone else’s sagacity, but hey, whatever.
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    I’ve only been coming to this site for five or six months and have really enjoyed it, most days. Sarcasm-R-Us, completely works for me. I mean, I was voted as the Most Sarcastic Person of my graduating class, and probably the most likely to end up behind bars because of it.
    .
    But my point (again why am I having to defend this) is that the reason we actually come here is to enjoy some interesting discourse. Am I wrong or am I wrong?
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    Whether Dawkins is a pompous turd and his followers are a bunch of self proclaimed elitists, is of no consequence. The only reason I brought it up is to say that if a person were to view this site in small snapshots, like say a week, this week would not have left big impressions.
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    As well, to those of us who have been rather loyal to this site, it behooves us (is this an arsey term?) to try and keep things a little bit more interesting or there will be a mass migration to other sites. What will be left is a site that looks like this. ‘You suck.” “Nah-ah.” “Na-ha” “I luv u” “I luv u more” The end.

  11. 51 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:26 am - I love eruptions in heaven Says:

    No not Sending it, just thinking of it and posting it here.

  12. 52 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:30 am - Alchemist Says:

    IB - I was saying that it sounded arsey because you criticised the posters on Dawkins for being elitist and then followed up with a similar comment.
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    I think people come here for a few reasons. Intelligent debate is just one of those reason IMO.
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    I have to disagree about this week not leaving a big impression. For me it’s the opposite. I’ve not enjoyed myself so much in months.
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    Only the return of BLR and TheLaughingMan could top it.
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    The ‘your a joke’ thread has had me in stitches on a few occasions.
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    I do see your point Bess re: “I lobve u” “I lobve u 2″ shit though. I’m sure they won’t be that daft.
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    (PS naah - behooved isn’t arsey at all - more footy than arsey! :D)

  13. 53 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:37 am - PacificPam (IF) Says:

    Hey, I never said that I loved him. I only opened a fund. It is growing

  14. 54 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:38 am - Iron Bess Says:

    @Alchemist - hey don’t knock elitism until you’ve tried it. It goes good with chicken.
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    Don’t know who BLR or TheLaughingMan is, but bring them on.
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    Footy…behooved…haha…I have to Hand it to you for your Cheek!
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    Maybe it’s all this shit-assed snow coming down that is making me crabby? I still have to drive home and it’s a blizzard outside.

  15. 55 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:42 am - Starbuckaneer Says:

    ILEIH: That sounds like a whole lot of fun… now we just need some Fundie weirdos to write some hate mail so we can score it… (I will get my sharpies out and make Olympic-style number signs RIGHT NOW)
    IB: I, too, came here originally to pick on the hate-mailers and make intelligent comments; however, there are only so many times I can repeat the same things over and over again. Now it seems like a whole lot of fun to just blow them off completely (and tell jokes)… until another really good one comes along. Debate is too much for me lately. (Lack of caffeine.)

  16. 56 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:45 am - Starbuckaneer Says:

    ALCHEMIST!!!! I MISS THE BLR!!!!!!
    She was hilarious!!!!!!!

  17. 57 - November 1st, 2007 at 11:47 am - Starbuckaneer Says:

    The “your a joke” thread has forced me to use my brain more than anything… I have to try really hard to remember all the jokes that aren’t TOO vulgar for public company…

  18. 58 - November 1st, 2007 at 12:03 pm - Iron Bess Says:

    @Starbuckaneer - I wonder how many of the world’s conflicts could have been avoided if everyone would have just been able to sit down and discuss things over a good cup of coffee and a muffin?

  19. 59 - November 1st, 2007 at 12:11 pm - Starbuckaneer Says:

    Is it a Starbucks coffee? Because conflicts cannot be solved over gas station coffee.

  20. 60 - November 1st, 2007 at 12:26 pm - Iron Bess Says:

    I think it would have to be a Tim Horton’s coffee…after all, that is the only coffee Canucks drink.

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