Anyway, I feel the need to put a good word in here for my pal, the Apostrophe. A lot of people don’t know this, but Jesus loves Apostophes. He even (obviously) named his Apostles after the Apostrophe. I don’t know why more of these hate-mailers don’t use them.
We need to do something better with our lives? OK, we’ll pray before we eat, spend all day Sunday praying with other people at some building in the middle of town, pray before we sleep, and worship a zombie-jew-son of himself-father of himself.
Anyway, I feel the need to put a good word in here for my pal, the Apostrophe. A lot of people don’t know this, but Jesus loves Apostophes. He even (obviously) named his Apostles after the Apostrophe. I don’t know why more of these hate-mailers don’t use them.
I missed an “r” in there… but, hey, I’m working, I have to type fast!
This reminds me, I need to buy that t-shirt that says “your retarded” and see how many people don’t get it.
Like Paris Hilton’s “That’s Hot…. Your Not” shirt?
We need to do something better with our lives? OK, we’ll pray before we eat, spend all day Sunday praying with other people at some building in the middle of town, pray before we sleep, and worship a zombie-jew-son of himself-father of himself.
RAmen to that! Who’s the joke now? (I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who’s a little disturbed about the whole zombie-Jesus thing…)
Doh! Missed the medals again!
Your all looser’s