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you rule

Published October 6th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You rule. I still don’t understand how people can think this idea is stupid, or obviously wrong. There is exactly the same amount of scientific evidence for FSM as there is for any other god, probably more in some cases. The intelligence to make these connections requires higher brainpower than most of the people in the “hate-mail” section of your website have. I am now converted from a proud atheist to a proud pastafarian. Thank you for showing me the true light and may you be touched by his noodly appendage.
-toby



53 Responses to “you rule”

  1. happybruin says:

    I didn’t know where else to post this, so I’ll respond here. I read this in the hate-mail:

    “As someone else on the site said, pasta wasn’t created until the 1600’s, how could a flying spaghetti monster create the world, when spaghetti wasn’t even created yet?”

    That’s easy to answer. Although I don’t know if the white trash, Bible-thumping losers who write the hate-mail can read. The only way they managed to get on line is because of AOL!

    Anyway, since the FSM is omniscient, as all gods are, he KNEW that spaghetti would be created in the 1600s, and he KNEW it was the one and only perfect food, so he CREATED himself in the image of the divine pasta.

    Problem solved.

  2. Aristotle says:

    I didn’t know anything about a love mail section!

  3. bbbrrr_the_Shivering_Pirate says:

    Hey Bobby-i put a link to the love mail section as a coment on a hate mail thing, but you should put the love mail section up at the top, next to hate mail…just saying…
    RAmen

  4. Peter Popoff says:

    Love Mail Rocks!
    Lets all hold hands and sing…
    Kumbyah FSM, Kumbyah,
    Oh FSM, Kumbyah
    .
    That was swell.

  5. ۞ says:

    Wench Cyka,
    .
    Given your comments about fit guys in shorts, I’d say you’ve got a pretty broad taste in men.
    So long as they are not BOTH fat & stupid, you’re game.

  6. ۞ says:

    I don’t think anyone really cares about the emails that aren’t hate mail, but I wanted to put them up on the site for posterity. You guys found this section even though it’s hidden from the front page. Ah .. you saw it in “recent posts”, yes?

    .
    Tee Hee. I bet Bobby would be less embarassed if we’d found his porno collection!

  7. Wench Cyka says:

    Ahhh, see, you’re misinterpreting eyecandy and actual true dating interest! I could give a crap about what a guy I date looks like ( if I had a portfolio, you’d believe me on that one). When I was in the Army, I wouldn’t touch a ranger with someone else’s – well, you know. Too many stories about the buddy system being taken a leeeetle too far, that and what I did see of them led me to believe that most of them thought lets kill something, and lets drink and screw! pretty much all the time. While the last 2 have their merits on occasion, I like a guy who can talk nerdy to me!

  8. Wench Cyka says:

    i.e. my first crush on a famous guy was Weird Al Yankovic!

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