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Thank you for leading me the proper way.

Published October 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Thank you for leading me the proper way. I have finally realized what the true meaning of life is! I have stumbled upon your site and received the noodley grace that I have needed all along. Thank you!
-Luke

P.S. After I’m done with school, I’m becoming a pirate!

Good luck, Luke. Welcome to Pastafarianism.



31 Responses to “Thank you for leading me the proper way.”

  1. ihatemyspace says:

    I saw a sign at the Sprint kiosk at the mall that said “Discounts for Pirates* and Astronauts. *Pirates must present valid proof of identity.” I thought about writing to Bobby and obtaining proper pirate identification. Maybe I still will…

  2. The Dread Pirate Cap'n Bob of the Ruber Duck says:

    Happy Holy Noodle Day to you all! Luke, why wait? Being a Pirate brings immediate benefits (especially if you have a crew) and can bring prosperity to your newer, noodlier life. But either way, WELCOME!!!!! to the church of the FSM! RAmen, and congratulations.
    -Cap’n Bob

  3. Wench Cyka says:

    *folds herself a paper boat, sets a baby on it. The baby squishes the boat*
    Ah well. Back to the drawing board!

  4. ۞ says:

    Etay,
    .
    You missed “The Pirate Code 101″.
    .
    All pirates must follow the code.

  5. ۞ says:

    Q: Does everyone know who you become a pirate?
    A: You don’t become a pirate. You just ARRRRRR!

  6. Alchemist says:

    Has nobody done a Star Wars one?
    .
    The Sauce is strong in this one!
    Feel the Sauce Luke – welcome.

  7. I love eruptions in heaven says:


    weren’t they more like guildelines?

    RAmen anyway

  8. Wench Cyka says:

    Loves the sauce!
    All the sauce!
    RAmen to Sauce!
    Sing a Song of Sauce!

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