Thank you for leading me the proper way. I have finally realized what the true meaning of life is! I have stumbled upon your site and received the noodley grace that I have needed all along. Thank you!
-Luke
P.S. After I’m done with school, I’m becoming a pirate!
Good luck, Luke. Welcome to Pastafarianism.
Hi Luke, May the sauce be with you.
RAmen
@new pastafarian
Welcome to you as a new convert too of course.
hiya luke
gd 4 u PIRATES RULE!!!!
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That’s what they tell you in the first lecture.
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Did you know pirates really did write up codes of conduct? Though actually only between the members of a crew.
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@ all you Pirates!
Why do all these trolls think that calling a wench a slut is an insult? Isn’t that the general idea of the title?
Only someone who’d never had a slut would think they didn’t want one.
the World has ran out of beef, I am so upset, And Crying