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Thank you for leading me the proper way.

Published October 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Thank you for leading me the proper way. I have finally realized what the true meaning of life is! I have stumbled upon your site and received the noodley grace that I have needed all along. Thank you!
-Luke

P.S. After I’m done with school, I’m becoming a pirate!

Good luck, Luke. Welcome to Pastafarianism.



31 Responses to “Thank you for leading me the proper way.”

  1. new pastafarian says:

    Hi Luke, May the sauce be with you.
    RAmen

  2. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    @new pastafarian
    Welcome to you as a new convert too of course.

  3. PirateEVIL says:

    hiya luke
    gd 4 u PIRATES RULE!!!!

  4. ۞ says:

    weren’t they more like guildelines?

    .
    That’s what they tell you in the first lecture.
    .
    Did you know pirates really did write up codes of conduct? Though actually only between the members of a crew.
    .

  5. Wench Cyka says:

    @ all you Pirates!
    Why do all these trolls think that calling a wench a slut is an insult? Isn’t that the general idea of the title?

  6. ۞ says:

    Only someone who’d never had a slut would think they didn’t want one.

  7. nick fleck says:

    the World has ran out of beef, I am so upset, And Crying

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