Take head, the day of judgement is near …

Published October 1st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Im not writing this to criticze you, Im here to warn you, PLEAE DO NOT MOCK MY GOD. I have read some of the content that you have posted and to the simple minded and none believers you make a few key points. However, to believers like myself I can only ask for forgiveness on your behalf because you don’t know what your doing and I pray for your enlightenment. After running across a conversation with a co-worker I decided to visit your website, and I was immediately saddened. I just want you know that Im not successful by chance, I was supposed to be dead along time ago, sleeping in my grave, but my father heard this Sinner’s Prayer and by faith I am here today, faith in my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. Although, I have never seen him, I can feel him all around me, in everything I do, NO ONE can tell me he does not exist. Thru personal experiences that I couldn’t have made out of by myself, I was the victor. Im not sure if your doing this for kicks or what, to each its own. Whether this is just a publicity stunt, true belief, or what have you, I just want you to know that My father lives and in his house are many mansions…….May God Bless you and Keep you……..

They are worthless, a work of mockery; In the time of their punishment they will perish. Jeremiah 51:18

~MS. KESHA~
Ft. Myers, FL



335 Responses to “Take head, the day of judgement is near …”

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  1. Aristotle, God of Procrastination says:

    “Although, I have never seen him, I can feel him all around me…”
    .
    You must be thinking of air.

  2. El Peatieablo says:

    Do you mean “take heed”?
    Obviously you don’t. Nobody would leave such a massive mistake on an E-mail that they know will be taking heavy criticism. So you must have meant for me to “take head”, leaving me with two alternatives…
    1: It’s some kind of offer (in which case I sincerely hope that “MS.” is a typo and you meant “Ms.” with a lower case “s”, thus making you female).
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    2: It has something to do with the day of judgment (no “e”) and you are giving me advise on what to do in the stripper factory. Sadly, I am a bit too young to have a great likelihood of going there soon (unless I anger a wench a bit too close to a frying pan…).
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    Either way, my response is a polite “no thanks” because I don’t want to drive for about 30 hours (first case) and I don’t think fundies really know the best way to approach strippers (admittedly some know how to approach small boys, but that’s not relevant here).

  3. Wench Cyka says:

    Eh, the whole time I believed in that tripe my grandmothers fed me, my ass got raped regularly. When I finally said enough of this shite, said f@ck Jesus, and tried to kill myself, I couldn’t, and believe me, I REALLY should have succeeded. If that’s the god you’re referring to, you can keep him. He never did me any favors. The whole “he works in mysterious ways crap don’t cut it when those mysterious ways include a 4 year old getting raped. And may your god keep you and keep his filthy hands off me, thanks
    Yarrrr!

  4. ScottishAtheist says:

    Fourth post! A record for me.
    RAmen.

  5. ScottishAtheist says:

    The original hatemail is the usual gobshite.
    Open your mind oh deluded one. Please read Dawkins, Hitchens et al and then come back with a rational argument.
    There is as much evidence for the FSM as there is for any other god that man has created. Don’t get me started on your beloved Jesus. I gave a long response to another deluded one on the historical existence of Jesus (or not as the case may be) and quite frankly I can’t be arsed giving it again.
    RAmen

  6. Wench Cyka says:

    Wow, Bronze!!!
    Something good coming from a crappy migraine day! Thanks, fundie! I find it amusing about the whole shepherd and his flock theme running throughout christianity, since sheep are pretty much helpless. I have not felt helpless a single day of my life since I decided to rinse all those suds out of my brain and think for myself, search around, and find my ture religious path. Many who post here adamantly have no religious path, and that’s cool too, but at least they gave it a split second’s thought instead of sticking out their brains like a baby bird’s beak when momma comes by and swallowing whole any slimy thing she happens to pull out of the dirt.
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    So, since you seem to wish to chum our waters so fervently, I have a gauntlet to lay before you. I dare you to actually think for yourself! Ask yourself why you believe what you do. Is it really your choice, or did someone in your family shove you into a class on Sundays when you were too young to defend your mind with logic and reason? If so, please, for five minutes, honestly use it now, I dare you!
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    RAmen!

  7. ScottishAtheist says:

    @Wench Cyka

    Like the post. Unfortunately the whole basis of relgious belief is not to think but to believe what one is told, even if it involves ludicrous propositions. We can only live in hope that the mind can be opened.

    RAmen.

  8. just some follower of the FSM says:

    “So, since you seem to wish to chum our waters so fervently, I have a gauntlet to lay before you. I dare you to actually think for yourself!”

    I tried to insert this into a xian, but it gave a message: error, thinking not included with christianity.

    ““Although, I have never seen him, I can feel him all around me…”
    .
    You must be thinking of air.”

    brilliant, I love it.

    ohh and 1 thing

    “I just want you to know that My father lives and in his house are many mansions”

    does this mean that your dad has more then 1 house, or that there’s a house inside his house??? Ohh and if you’re dad’s stupid enough to put mansions in his house, well I can see why you are so stupid.

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