Im not writing this to criticze you, Im here to warn you, PLEAE DO NOT MOCK MY GOD. I have read some of the content that you have posted and to the simple minded and none believers you make a few key points. However, to believers like myself I can only ask for forgiveness on your behalf because you don’t know what your doing and I pray for your enlightenment. After running across a conversation with a co-worker I decided to visit your website, and I was immediately saddened. I just want you know that Im not successful by chance, I was supposed to be dead along time ago, sleeping in my grave, but my father heard this Sinner’s Prayer and by faith I am here today, faith in my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. Although, I have never seen him, I can feel him all around me, in everything I do, NO ONE can tell me he does not exist. Thru personal experiences that I couldn’t have made out of by myself, I was the victor. Im not sure if your doing this for kicks or what, to each its own. Whether this is just a publicity stunt, true belief, or what have you, I just want you to know that My father lives and in his house are many mansions…….May God Bless you and Keep you……..
They are worthless, a work of mockery; In the time of their punishment they will perish. Jeremiah 51:18
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~MS. KESHA~
Ft. Myers, FL
[Sarcsam] Repent! the end of the world is at hand [/sarcasam]
if christians were right about all of this the world wold have ended over one hundred times in the last decade
All I know is I want as much head as I can get before judgement day arrives
Ya know if God saves Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Doson, Pope Gregory XVI, Rabbi Mayer Kahana, and a dozen assorted Mullahs, heaven is going to look like the last meeting of SPECTRE.
Isn’t her god kinda needy and dependent. He makes us so we can “worship him”. Would he really need all that ego reinforcement if he were comfortable in his how skin?
Dont you think some of those early prophets should have been more socially savvy about this whole adorataion thing. “Watsa matter, God, didn’t get enough attention growing up”is what they shoulda been asking. Clearly a little codepoendency therapy might hacve worked wonders on Him.
Judgement? Am I going to court? What the fuck did I do, kick a dog or something? Oh wait… I get it now… but it doesn’t change a thing: your fantasies can’t judge shit.
Dear Ms. Keesha,
Don’t worry, the FSM doesn’t insist that you make others “take head”. May you find comfort cradled in his Noodley Appendages and never have to turn tricks again.
RAmen
We don’t believe that, and we will continue to do this, because we all believe in this with our very souls. We feel the FSM’s Noodly Appendage touching us. I respect your religion, now I expect the same thing in return. Thank you very much.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net