-not really hatemail or criticism, more like skepticism, but I didn’t know where to put this -
1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
3.how can FSM fly?
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.