I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap.

Published October 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap. You love to make comments on people’s hate mail, fair enough its their fault for caring about your pitiful cult. No matter I am sure that your Spag monster will satisfy your pitiful sad lives.
-reflector



309 Responses to “I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap.”

  1. Alchemist says:

    @Kuro Mizo.
    .
    Hahaha – you trying to sell 4chan over here too :D
    (Loki)

  2. ALBAS says:

    hahahahahaha

    this hate mail made me crack up

  3. Cŵn Annwn says:

    reflector you are an ass

  4. Devoted Pastafarian says:

    You are obviously jealous of our beloved FSM.

    Embrace the noodles and all will be better.

  5. Cap'n Ollie says:

    Yeah, he DOES satisfy our pitifully sad lives. Why try to take that away from us? surely use of the word “pitiful” implies some measure of pity… evidently not enough, seeing as how you took the time out of your buy schedule to ruin a religion.
    I think you should take a minute to reflect on what a dick you are, “reflector”.
    While you’re at it, why not find out how commas can be used to separate main and subordinate clauses?
    I think you meant:
    “I like what use guys do[COMMA] but most of the time you just bring up crap.”
    not “I like what use guys do but most of the time[COMMA] you just bring up crap.”

  6. Cap'n Ollie says:

    I’m sorry.
    I would like to issue a formal apology.

    I meant to say “…of your busy schedule”
    I hope I got your hopes up about getting a REAL apology then, “reflector”. Hopefully you’re such a slow reader you had time to get really exited about the prospect of being apologised to.
    Man, I’m a bastard.

  7. Teh Spag-worshipper says:

    @reflector
    Pitifully sad lives is one thing, but I’m HAPPY! Happy happy happy! Nobody this hyper will ever have a ‘sad’ life.
    @everyone else
    As regards the general fruit debate, I’m going with banananananananananas, because, well, you don’t see fleshy pink apple guards, do you?

  8. Peter Popoff says:

    Happy happy joy joy
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    Happy happy joy joy joy
    .

    I don’t think you’re happy enough. That’s right! I’ll teach you to be
    happy. I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
    .

    CHORUS

    If’n you ain’ the graddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature
    they don’t know that they’re ugly. That’s very funny! A fly marrying a
    bumblebee. I told you I’d shoot! But you didn’t believe me. Why didn’t you
    believe me?
    .

    CHORUS

    Happy happy happy happy
    Happy happy happy happy
    Happy happy joy joy joy

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