I am very concerned about something

Published October 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.

God bless,
Cinta



164 Responses to “I am very concerned about something”

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  1. Red Dutchpasta Wench says:

    He, it’s back? This is an old mail isn’t it?

  2. Reasonable Avatar says:

    Umm…
    Hate to break it to you, but we use a different book. http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-4154766-0516656?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1192436807&sr=8-1

    -Avatar of Reason

  3. Red Dutchpasta Wench says:

    Yes, avatar, our evidence is based on things written by our prophet as dictated by the FSM. Not some puny god.

  4. Wench Cyka says:

    But,but,but… There is nothing there can be nothing, nothing, nothing I tell you that is not in the bible!!! GET OUT OF THAT CAR!!! There are no cars in the bible! (Slowly munches on a big bowl of Christ chex, letting her pentacle jangle loudly on the side with each yummy bite) I think I’ll go get me some Pasta next, and a Beer! RAmen!
    .
    Wench Cyka
    Practicing to be a Saguaro Cactus Tonight

  5. mawgxxxxiv says:

    I have heard of, and of course, eaten pasta but this thing you call the ‘bible’ is a complete mystery to me. I’m assuming it’s a book as you refer to reading it ?

  6. Pluto says:

    “So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote.”
    Sorry but I think you’ll find this statment is an oxymoron.
    If you don’t know what that is read a dictionary. I know god didn’t write it but give it a try anyway.

  7. Nephelos says:

    Old.

    I think this one just proves that all fundies are stuck in an eternal loop of logical paradoxes, oxymorons and fallacies.

  8. Beardyoldgit says:

    @ Cyka I don’t know what a Saguaro cactus is, but I’m sure you’ll make a very beautiful one.

    Hate to sound cynical, but how much practice can it take?

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