I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.
God bless,
Cinta
He, it’s back? This is an old mail isn’t it?
Umm…
Hate to break it to you, but we use a different book. http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-4154766-0516656?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1192436807&sr=8-1
-Avatar of Reason
Yes, avatar, our evidence is based on things written by our prophet as dictated by the FSM. Not some puny god.
But,but,but… There is nothing there can be nothing, nothing, nothing I tell you that is not in the bible!!! GET OUT OF THAT CAR!!! There are no cars in the bible! (Slowly munches on a big bowl of Christ chex, letting her pentacle jangle loudly on the side with each yummy bite) I think I’ll go get me some Pasta next, and a Beer! RAmen!
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Wench Cyka
Practicing to be a Saguaro Cactus Tonight
I have heard of, and of course, eaten pasta but this thing you call the ‘bible’ is a complete mystery to me. I’m assuming it’s a book as you refer to reading it ?
“So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote.”
Sorry but I think you’ll find this statment is an oxymoron.
If you don’t know what that is read a dictionary. I know god didn’t write it but give it a try anyway.
Old.
I think this one just proves that all fundies are stuck in an eternal loop of logical paradoxes, oxymorons and fallacies.
@ Cyka I don’t know what a Saguaro cactus is, but I’m sure you’ll make a very beautiful one.
Hate to sound cynical, but how much practice can it take?