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Hindu questions about FSM

Published October 17th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Some Questions sent by Ram. I am putting it in this section just because I want to (maybe you guys can help me answer his questions):

Iam a student. Iam from india. I am a Hindu. I am quite happy with my religion and respect all other religons. But your Spaghetti monster? I don’t understand. i visited your website, but it says so little of your religion.

i want to know the foolowing things?

What or Who is this Spaghetti monster?

What is this monster up to? what does he want? (according to you)

How did he contact you?

Does he Talk?

Do you have any proof? if show please show me.

Why do you use ‘ironic words’? Preachers don’t really use such words. they are polite and atleast sound enlightened one. you sound more like a minister demanding for votes.

This monster of yours is made of pasta?

Is this monster a good monster or is he spreading evil?

Why a pirate ship? pirates do have 99.9 % dna similar to humans. well, my great great grand father had 99.999999% DNA similar to humans. so what? What i mean to ask is Pirates were evils, they plundered and killed. if at all they are extinct today. it is cool. with time they will. everything will. But why pirates . Why?

I believe in God, sir and i have no intentions in hurting you, but it is silly to believe in what is not so clear. I don’t really believe in scientific evidences, but yes i do have my own way of finidng things out. some sort of spirituality involved.
Coincidently, Indian lores have many written records of universal birth that resembles to big bang theory. they have perfect calculations of earth’s rev. and rot. all this was written more than a thousands years which also includes physics, maths, geo, medicine and spirituality. But there is no mention of Your monster. you know and the world knows Hindus have the longest written history and records than any one else. Not even eygptians. And all of them are accurate till date, some are under research. American scientist have also discovered a man-made birdge dated thousands of yrs ago called ram-sethu (in india) which also has written records in ancient books, including the man who built it. if it is all this. How come they miss your monster?

Iam not preaching my religion Sir. please answer my question. i shall me thankful to you as my questions haunt me than the ghosts? Ghosts? don’t dont haunt me at all !

God bless you

Ram
Goa
India



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  1. Sarah says:

    Q: What or Who is this Spaghetti monster?
    A: He is the creator of the universe; some refer to him as god.

    Q: What is this monster up to? what does he want? (according to you)
    A: He likes to have fun. One of the things he likes to do is create things and then party with said creations.

    Q: How did he contact you?
    A: In different ways. He sent Bobby a vision, but he’s more subtle with many of his followers.

    Q: Does he Talk?
    A: He can, I’m sure; I have just never heard him do so.

    Q: Do you have any proof? if show please show me.
    A: It’s all over the site; check it out!

    Q: Why do you use ‘ironic words’? Preachers don’t really use such words. they are polite and atleast sound enlightened one. you sound more like a minister demanding for votes.
    A: This, I think, is a cultural misunderstanding. Keep in mind that Bobby is American, as are many Pastafarians. In America, there are a great many people who are not polite when is comes to religion, and in fact are trying to get their religious beliefs taught in science class, which is illegal according to our constitution. We are just trying out best to prevent that in a legal, non-violent manner; remember, laughter is a powerful thing. :)

    Q: This monster of yours is made of pasta?
    A: Yes

    Q: Is this monster a good monster or is he spreading evil?
    A: Good.

    Q: Why a pirate ship? pirates do have 99.9 % dna similar to humans. well, my great great grand father had 99.999999% DNA similar to humans. so what? What i mean to ask is Pirates were evils, they plundered and killed. if at all they are extinct today. it is cool. with time they will. everything will. But why pirates . Why?
    A: As it states in our holy book, pirates have been victim of a historical smear campaign; real pirates are good people who sail around distributing candy to children. While it is true that in the past some may have plundered and killed, it is important to remember historical context; who were they killing and robbing from? Life at sea was very dangerous, and “legitimate” governments were enslaving indigenous peoples and stripping them of their treasures; should we really have been trusting them to say who was behaving morally? Basically, the important thing to remember is that real pirates are adventurous, kind people who dress in really awesome ways; anyone else is just a seagoing criminal.

    Q: I believe in God, sir and i have no intentions in hurting you, but it is silly to believe in what is not so clear. I don’t really believe in scientific evidences, but yes i do have my own way of finidng things out. some sort of spirituality involved.
    Coincidently, Indian lores have many written records of universal birth that resembles to big bang theory. they have perfect calculations of earth’s rev. and rot. all this was written more than a thousands years which also includes physics, maths, geo, medicine and spirituality. But there is no mention of Your monster. you know and the world knows Hindus have the longest written history and records than any one else. Not even eygptians. And all of them are accurate till date, some are under research. American scientist have also discovered a man-made birdge dated thousands of yrs ago called ram-sethu (in india) which also has written records in ancient books, including the man who built it. if it is all this. How come they miss your monster?
    A: He was hiding; he thinks it’s funny to mess with us.

    Ramen,
    Sarah

  2. Stewart says:

    Someone should do a Hindu style painting of FSM. All he needs is a symbol in each of His noodly appendages and blue balls, so to speak.

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