I stumbled upon your website and I just have to say, WHAT THE HECK? I’m trying to understand, but I just don’t get it. You invented your own religion that says pirates are holy and that we should pray to noodles? Are you on something? I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true. Did you make this religion just to make fun of others or do you really believe it? If you do, the way you’re advertising it to the world isn’t going to make anyone take your religion seriously. And if the FSM is god and is the ultimate being in the universe, why would it take the form of a flying spaghetti monster. People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons. If you’re trying to convert people put more information on the site, cause I looked at it and it still makes no sense to me.
Weirding me out a bit, but still curious,
Tina
@Tina
Do you hold to any religious beliefs? Have you ever considered asking some of the questions you ask and points you make to e. g. christianity?
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Actually we do have some empirical evidence, see the graph of pirates vs global temperature. You say you’re curious. In that case you could read the Gospel of the FSM. Or, if you don’t want to buy that, read
http://waspofscience.blogspot.com/2007/06/excellent-religion-for-humanists-fsm.html
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Tiina-
Very Good. The first 2/3 of your letter is fairly accurate (except the part about shoving it down people’s throats). Now you need to take it a step further and realize that it is a satire, and with the previously mentioned exclusion, everything you “wierded out” by or curious about is the point.
Anyway, Tina, this is what is known as satire (grab a dictionary, I like using big words), the brainchild of one Bobby Henderson, who came up with the idea of FSM after the Kansas School Board started voting on whether to teach Intelligent Design (Adam and Eve and the book of Genesis and the Garden of Eden) as a science, in the science classroom alongside evolution. You should read the letter to the Kansas School Board. It will all make sense if you do.
Tina – !st we don’t shove our religion in to peoples throats. 2nd FSM has just as much evidence backing it up as Christianity & the others. & who are you to say who can worship what?
“If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true.”
Trust me, it’s been done before.
Besides, all religions are just like this. Save the cabbage.
“You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats.”
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BWAHAHAHAHAH