I stumbled upon your website and I just have to say, WHAT THE HECK? I’m trying to understand, but I just don’t get it. You invented your own religion that says pirates are holy and that we should pray to noodles? Are you on something? I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true. Did you make this religion just to make fun of others or do you really believe it? If you do, the way you’re advertising it to the world isn’t going to make anyone take your religion seriously. And if the FSM is god and is the ultimate being in the universe, why would it take the form of a flying spaghetti monster. People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons. If you’re trying to convert people put more information on the site, cause I looked at it and it still makes no sense to me.
Weirding me out a bit, but still curious,