okay cute name bobby………..
but whats the deal with fsm??????
pretty weird??…….
don’t mock GOD please!
i mean
its not right!!!!
and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
not cool………
can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
whats your motive????
getting everyones attention???
creating money???
god hater???
believer in evolution????
what???
anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
gets really annoying!!!
your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
<3 C.H.
stop!!!! <3 please >_<
Did we just get flamed by E.E. Cummings?
Why do find it annoying? DOes it shake the foundation of belief your religion and therefor entier life revolve around? Is it so scary to think that God may not ACTUALLY exist? Are you so blinded by Christianity that you forget 2,000 years ago YOU WERE US?! How long did you stupid jerks worship in secret and get stoned to death for beleiving that there was only ONE GOD??? Get over yourself. You’re not God. You’ve never seen/smelled/tasted/touched or heard from him so why is he any more real than FSM??
PASTAFARIANS:
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This person does not write intelligently. This person insults you. This person is disrespectful of your religion and your god.
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So, to prove to this person how wrong he or she is, you insult him/her and disrespect Christianity because this person claims to be a Christian.
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MAYBE, just maybe, Christianity is not to blame for all the spelling/grammar/capitalization errors, disrespect, and unintelligent speech that this person types. If this person had freckles, would you say that his/her freckles caused all the things you find annoying about him/her?
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In other words, PLEASE STOP using posts that you don’t like that happen to be from Christians to vent all the frustrations and the things you find wrong with Christianity. If I judged Pastafarians this way, I wouldn’t be here.
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THANKS,
Rachel
everything needs multiple punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!! —the 13 year old, zach
Well, he or she did say “please”…
first of all, you are the one mocking OUR God. You imply that God, instead of being made of mystical noodles, is made of common flesh. How could a divine being be made of not divine flesh?
As far as motive for preaching FSMism, we are driven only by our love of FSM and our desire to get into heaven.
Well, I don’t think your god is real!!! So what makes you so sure that your right and I’m wrong!
P.S. Ramen
Hmm, lies…
The idea that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side is a lie! He was actually trying to get away from the previous side! The whole concept is a tradition enforced LIE!…or is it?