but whats the deal with fsmb

Published October 4th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

okay cute name bobby………..
but whats the deal with fsm??????
pretty weird??…….
don’t mock GOD please!
i mean
its not right!!!!
and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
not cool………
can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
whats your motive????
getting everyones attention???
creating money???
god hater???
believer in evolution????
what???
anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
gets really annoying!!!
your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
<3 C.H.
stop!!!! <3 please >_<



201 Responses to “but whats the deal with fsmb”

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  1. Pluto says:

    Is that me first? WOO-HOO

  2. Homo narrans says:

    Well, I see the opponents of FSM are as intellectual and articulate as ever…

  3. B☠☠ty says:

    Can I be the first to say “What?”
    And, you really need to get your keyboard looked at – the “?” “!” and “.” seem to be sticking.
    Good luck with the medication, I hope it kicks in soon.

  4. Pluto says:

    “okay cute name bobby………..”
    Is that a come on?
    “but whats the deal with fsm??????”
    If you read the first page it sort of helps
    “pretty weird??…….”
    Yes. Yes you are.
    “don’t mock GOD please!”
    Why not? Thought he just use to strike people down in the old days, why dose he need you to stick up for him.
    “i mean”
    Yes
    “its not right!!!!”
    Why not?
    “and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!”
    Same question why not? Prove it if you can!
    “you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
    not cool………”
    Tell you local priest that. He’s the one who spews shit every Sunday.
    “can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!”
    We will when you do!
    “whats your motive????”
    You really are dense aren’t you? If you read the first page you would know. Why bother complaining about something when you don’t even know what it is?
    “getting everyones attention???”
    Got yours.
    “creating money???”
    I think that’s a crime.
    “god hater???”
    Can’t hate what I don’t believe in. Do you hate the fairies who don’t live in your garden
    “believer in evolution????”
    You say that like it should be insulting.
    “what???”
    What?
    “anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!”
    You have a whole book of them! Why can’t we do the same? Hypocrite!
    “gets really annoying!!!”
    Yes but we try to tolerate you
    “your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!”
    What? You mean like “Jew kill Muslim, Muslim kill Christen, FSM kill… well nobody I know of. Yet.
    “and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..”
    You thinking of the escargot separatists. Now they are crazy.
    “stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???”
    It’s better than yours. I don’t think I’m going to hell for the wank I had this morning
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  5. Red Dutchpasta Wench says:

    As the great Terry Pratchett says: multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of an unbalanced mind. I think that the same goes for multiple questionmarks (repeatedly used). Why do they always think we are wrong and their particular deity is the truth? When it is so blindingly obvious that we are right!

  6. Pluto says:

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  7. Pluto says:

    odd my post from:
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  8. Il Papa Pastafariano says:

    Ecchecazzo, non insultare il nostro profeta Bobby e non bestemmiare il nostro Dio…

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