Global warming concensus wrong at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our friends at Daily Kos report that the global warming models that were believed to be true by most scientists are likely wrong.

The world’s climate experts have long been making some very dire predictions about Global Warming. Because they are predictions, they rely very heavily on computer models.

Many people– especially conservatives– warned about this. They pointed out that models are prone to many errors, and the scientific consensus is not always right.

Other people chose to rely on the scientific consensus. Honesty compels me to admit that I was in this group. We didn’t think think the consensus was the last word, but we did believe it was the best window to the future a non-specialist could look through.

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The consensus of climate experts were wrong. Absolutely, verifiably wrong. The computer models were wrong. They simply do not match reality.

It’s almost like the scientists overlooked something, another factor somewhere…

Daily Kos doesn’t mention the Pastafarian theory of Global Warming, but the article is worth reading, anyway: here.

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161 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:56 pm

hahahahahahahahaha…
no thanks
162 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:57 pm

I haven’t, NoodlyOne, it is in my apartment. I will certainly do so when I get there.
163 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:57 pm

Oh well…Yeah…I said the same.
164 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:57 pm

i kinda wanted a man for company not for money…
165 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:57 pm

No, “no problem” as in “you’re welcome”.
166 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:58 pm

I was talking about t-bagging a bull.
167 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm

I get ya, sistaaaaa! Me too.
.
Next year Pluto will be my company…even if it is only for a couple of weeks.
168 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm

I hate the culture barrier.
169 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm

@ Noodlyone,
i know i just like saying no worries mate?
-.-
ever read terry pratchett?

@Pam
now i’m just confused
170 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm

I have a man-whore company….They can be only company. Anything else is another fare.
171 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm

Good luck w/ meeting Pluto.
172 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm

I know…I got ADD after talking to Pluto, and I just talk random stuff.
173 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm

what culture barrier?

;) enjoy the company…*nudgenudgewinkwink*
174 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm

ADD is an STD…
175 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:01 pm

Not for me…I was talking about you.
176 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:01 pm

Oh, thanks for telling me. I’ll watch out.
177 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:01 pm

Wait…BBC is from Cali, I am from Panama, and NoodlyOne is English…yeah! what culture barrier?
178 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:02 pm

hahahaha…
ya know prostitution is illegal in cali…i don’t know why…we should legalize it!!!!!!!!
179 bombadil Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:02 pm

@PacificPam (IF)
WTF???????????????????????????
180 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:02 pm

I’m preety sure I’ll get lucky when I meet him, NoodlyOne.