Global warming concensus wrong at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our friends at Daily Kos report that the global warming models that were believed to be true by most scientists are likely wrong.

The world’s climate experts have long been making some very dire predictions about Global Warming. Because they are predictions, they rely very heavily on computer models.

Many people– especially conservatives– warned about this. They pointed out that models are prone to many errors, and the scientific consensus is not always right.

Other people chose to rely on the scientific consensus. Honesty compels me to admit that I was in this group. We didn’t think think the consensus was the last word, but we did believe it was the best window to the future a non-specialist could look through.

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The consensus of climate experts were wrong. Absolutely, verifiably wrong. The computer models were wrong. They simply do not match reality.

It’s almost like the scientists overlooked something, another factor somewhere…

Daily Kos doesn’t mention the Pastafarian theory of Global Warming, but the article is worth reading, anyway: here.

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121 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm

BK in Panama?
122 Iron Bess Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm

@Starbuckaneer - how do i join up? I’m sooooo sick of acronyms.
123 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm

I don’t even use acronyms…I don’t know them.
hahahahahaahah
What is St. John the Blasphemist talking about?
124 Starbuckaneer Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm

CLOCKING OUT WOOOO HOOOO
Goodnight guys!
125 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:46 pm

one of my friends brothers wanted to name his younger brother Buger King…
126 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:47 pm

G’night Starbuckeneer.
127 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:47 pm

its 1:45 in the afternoon….
but goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!
128 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Yep…I don’t eat fast food. But I was starving.
@NoodlyOne. You better defend it with your life for I will go and snatch it.
I have an empty fridge and no food. Today is payday so I guess I have to go to the grocery store.
129 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Booger or Burger?
130 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:48 pm

I have 3.53pm
131 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:48 pm

It’s the same fucking thing
132 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:49 pm

353 Prime Ministers?!!
133 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:49 pm

hahahahaahaha I don’t know what that means!
134 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:49 pm

haha oops burger i mean.
and actually its 1:58 not 1:45…(at least in california that is..california!! uber alles!! uber alles!! california!! i love that song…but cali sucks…)
135 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:49 pm

yes? I guess?
136 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm

Oh, time. Sorry, I chugged two energy drinks.
137 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm

what the heck?!
138 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm

Hey BBC! Did you find a man?
139 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm

I was twitching in Maths Class.
140 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:51 pm

hahahahahahahaah It happens the same to me with the coffe.
As you can see, this is work for me.