Global warming concensus wrong at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our friends at Daily Kos report that the global warming models that were believed to be true by most scientists are likely wrong.

The world’s climate experts have long been making some very dire predictions about Global Warming. Because they are predictions, they rely very heavily on computer models.

Many people– especially conservatives– warned about this. They pointed out that models are prone to many errors, and the scientific consensus is not always right.

Other people chose to rely on the scientific consensus. Honesty compels me to admit that I was in this group. We didn’t think think the consensus was the last word, but we did believe it was the best window to the future a non-specialist could look through.

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The consensus of climate experts were wrong. Absolutely, verifiably wrong. The computer models were wrong. They simply do not match reality.

It’s almost like the scientists overlooked something, another factor somewhere…

Daily Kos doesn’t mention the Pastafarian theory of Global Warming, but the article is worth reading, anyway: here.

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101 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:39 pm

haha screw you guys i’m going home…..
102 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:40 pm

lol
thats funny…
103 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:40 pm

hahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha.
I’m sorry…I just got off the phone with my MAN!
104 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:40 pm

hey…what does LOL means?
105 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:41 pm

I’m gonna eat your CHEEEEEEEEEESECAKE!
106 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:41 pm

It means “Laughing Out Loud”
107 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:41 pm

Still thinking of food!
108 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:42 pm

lol….it means laughing out loud
.
man i should get a man….
109 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:42 pm

I will defend it with my life!
110 Starbuckaneer Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:42 pm

Laugh Out Loud
I’m a gun-totin’ member of Citizens Against LOL.
I don’t use text message acronyms.
111 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:42 pm

( the cheesecake)
112 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm

somebody ate my cheeseburger this morning… :(
i wanted that burger for breakfast….
113 St John the Blasphemist Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm

Hmm good point about the pirates & Halloween. It’s coming into summer in Australia, but the weather seems unusually cool for this time of year. We don’t really celebrate Halloween here, but people do use it as an excuse for a party.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Seasonal Variations
114 Starbuckaneer Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm

BBC — You can have mine… Hope you like having an empty fridge.
115 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm

What wil you defend with your life NoodlyOne?
116 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm

but sometimes you need them….
or at least emoticans.. :D
117 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm

@ Starbuckaneer
Can I join?
118 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm

I have half a burger from last nite…Burger King!
119 Noodly0ne Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm

@ PacificPam-My cheesecake.
120 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm

why thank you very much.
i don’t mind having an empty fridge as long as theres still food in the house…