Global warming concensus wrong

Our friends at Daily Kos report that the global warming models that were believed to be true by most scientists are likely wrong.

The world’s climate experts have long been making some very dire predictions about Global Warming. Because they are predictions, they rely very heavily on computer models.

Many people– especially conservatives– warned about this. They pointed out that models are prone to many errors, and the scientific consensus is not always right.

Other people chose to rely on the scientific consensus. Honesty compels me to admit that I was in this group. We didn’t think think the consensus was the last word, but we did believe it was the best window to the future a non-specialist could look through.

The consensus of climate experts were wrong. Absolutely, verifiably wrong. The computer models were wrong. They simply do not match reality.

It’s almost like the scientists overlooked something, another factor somewhere…

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Daily Kos doesn’t mention the Pastafarian theory of Global Warming, but the article is worth reading, anyway: here.

241 Responses to “Global warming concensus wrong”


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  1. 201 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    bye

  2. 202 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    well pam i gotta go too i should be doing other things….

  3. 203 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    bye!

  4. 204 Alchemist Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    BBC!! - re: the B52s and the cruise missiles.
    .
    Yeah - I think it’s a cover-up myself. They new the nukes were live.
    .
    You see, it was a top secret mission organised by the Illuminate under the instructions of the Lizard Queen of England. They were supposed to get hijacked by Iranian terrorists (really MI8.25) and bomb France.
    .
    Queen Elizardbeth is terrified that the truth about Diana will come out (Diana wasn’t human) and ruin the Lizard Overlords plan for world domination.
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    Sb - have you tried a kitchen sieve instead of tin-foil? You can pull your hair through the holes so that you look completely normal - if a little punky.
    .
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    PS - BBC!! - have you seen the other cock-ups with nukes? Scary shit…
    http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/32770/broken_arrows_and_nuclear_weapons_accidents.html

  5. 205 Alchemist Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Add a K.

  6. 206 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Alchemis, I am afraid they are not here.

  7. 207 Captain W Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Um…I thought B-52’s were shots with Bailey’s Kahlua and Frangelico??

  8. 208 Captain W Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    I am just kidding but in my mind B-52’s are first and foremost a shot, then a band, then missiles

  9. 209 PacificPam (IF) Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    Love Shack!

  10. 210 El Peatieablo Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    B-52s are missiles? All this time I thought they were the most successful strategic bomber of all time and they are actually missiles! … :)

  11. 211 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    alcemist- lol i don’t know for sure weither your joking or not….haha elizardbeth…
    very scarey shit-and those are the people running this country…i think i need to move….
    and the problem with a kitchen seive is that the radio waves can get through the little holes…
    thats why you just put the foil INSIDE the hat..that way you don’t look like a loony. even if you are one..
    B-52’s are first and foremost a band in my mind..than planes xD
    RockLobster!!

  12. 212 Iron Bess Oct 31st, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    @BBC!! if it helps…I am a Python fan myself. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  13. 213 El Peatieablo Oct 31st, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    @BBC!!
    “and the problem with a kitchen seive is that the radio waves can get through the little holes…”
    .
    Actually, a sieve would work on the same principle as the grating on the window in a microwave oven. The radio waves have a large enough wavelength that they will hit the metal and because a photon in that part of the spectrum has low energy, it will be absorbed. Most radio waves have longer wavelengths than microwaves and sieves have smaller holes for the radiation to pass through.
    .
    Much earlier it was stated that a plane crash would set of a nuclear bomb; this is also false. A very percise sequence of events must occur to set off a nuclear bomb, and simply falling a few thousand feet in massive fireball won’t do it (unless somebody pushes the big red button while it’s falling a few thousand feet in a massive fireball…).
    .
    Sorry if I’m being to technical. Oh and, Pam, I wanted to contribute my post 747 medal with accompanying 1-way airline flight to your fund, but it seems FedEx lost it… I’ve talked to the airlines, just say my name and they’ll take care of the rest. :)

  14. 214 Alchemist Oct 31st, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    BBC!! - it’s safest to assume I’m being a tit :D
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    “…the problem with a kitchen seive is that the radio waves can get through the little holes…”
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    No way! I’d be stark raving Bush if not for my trusty sieve. Don’t forget to cover your penis with tin foil too as it can act as an antenna for some of the low frequency mind control rays. At least mine seems to have a mind of it’s own.
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    El Peatieablo - “B-52s are missiles? All this time I thought they were the most successful strategic bomber of all time and they are actually missiles! … :)
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    No mate - The missiles were Cruse Missiles loaded under the wings of B52 bombers.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-129_ACM

  15. 215 Alchemist Oct 31st, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Oh - sorry EP - thought that was at me :D

  16. 216 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    @ Iron Bess :D yay!! Python is awesome…i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt…of elderberries!!
    have you ever seen any Flying Circus episodes?
    .
    @el peatieablo
    ah so..i stand corrected.
    i said i’m no rocket surgeon…
    maybe your being a bit technical but no worries mate its alright. ;P

  17. 217 BBC!! Oct 31st, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    @ alchemist-haha ok your a tit..
    and i don’t have a penis so i don’t have to worry about that..although i have been informed i should grow one as i don’t like football and i think driving a bunch of cars around in circles really fast is rather silly…
    haha detachable penis…

  18. 218 Alchemist Oct 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Ah shit - sorry BBC!! I gave you an antenna by accident. You still have one but it can only pick-up high frequencies.
    “as i don’t like football and i think driving a bunch of cars around in circles really fast is rather silly…”
    .
    Can’t stand football (US or the real one? Both are crap!)

  19. 219 Captain W Oct 31st, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    El Peatieablo
    `haha, same difference (I my mind at least, since I know very little about planes, weapons or the military)

  20. 220 Wench Cyka Oct 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    Today, I helped a military instructor dress like a pirate! Arr matey! It will be a fine chilly Halloween tonight! I even lent him my dagger! A good trusty tool every fine wench should always have!

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