Our friends at Daily Kos report that the global warming models that were believed to be true by most scientists are likely wrong.
The world’s climate experts have long been making some very dire predictions about Global Warming. Because they are predictions, they rely very heavily on computer models.
Many people– especially conservatives– warned about this. They pointed out that models are prone to many errors, and the scientific consensus is not always right.
Other people chose to rely on the scientific consensus. Honesty compels me to admit that I was in this group. We didn’t think think the consensus was the last word, but we did believe it was the best window to the future a non-specialist could look through.
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The consensus of climate experts were wrong. Absolutely, verifiably wrong. The computer models were wrong. They simply do not match reality.
It’s almost like the scientists overlooked something, another factor somewhere…
Daily Kos doesn’t mention the Pastafarian theory of Global Warming, but the article is worth reading, anyway: here.
If only they knew the real reason, the increase in pirates due to pastafarianism couldn’t be predicted by the computers
My first gold, yay
Silver? or Bronze?
They need to introduce pirates into the models.
@ Bookem- you’d get silver mate.
I get Bronze!
So, we are not melting?
I haven’t read the article, I just wanted to be under Pluto! =)
Notice with the Halloween season approaching, the weather is colder, as if, I don’t know… maybe PIRATE numbers have been increasing??
Dude, you are right!
Just read the article, we need more pirates, and fast! It’s the opposite of what you’d expect from the opening paragraphs, showing that global warming is going faster than expected.
Today does seem especially cool.
I am quite glad to see many pirates around my school.
I try to not contribute to Global Warming
@PacificPam “I just wanted to be under Pluto”
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was that a double entendre?
Maybe…you never know this days.
I am all for doing my part in reducing greenhouse gases and helping to slow and/or reverse the effects of global warming but lately I have stopped caring because I can not believe Al Gore won the Nobel Prize for An Inconvinient Truth!! I didn’t know they now gave nobel prizes for furthering one’s political agenda. I really loved the parts where he’s on a plane or driving a car, while preaching that we should all do everything we can to reduce our CO2 emissions blah blah blah. I still have no idea what his son’s car accident and the presidential election he lost has to do with Global Warming.
I really think Al Gore is a major douche bag.
I recycle all the beer cans that I drink. Believe me, I don’t know how I still weight 47 kilos with all that yeast that I drink.
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totally Deelawn…
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ok i think that does it i’m going to be a pirate for halloween..
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haha you always have to choose between a giant douche bag and a turd sandwhich…
Instead, the americans went for George Bush
i know…i think we should all vote for Nobody. and see what happens when nobody becomes President.
xD totally…
Is that going to help with global warming?
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Or just make us all feel better?
You can choose wichever suits you the best.
I think both because if he dies he won’t be polluting the world with his supidity. And, will make us feel better.
Al Gore in pirate’s regalia, now that would be worth a Nobel Prize.
oh man…i have a joke about George Bush….
it was told by a french ambassador when he was being interveiwed by an american reporter.
the reporter (this part is true) asked him about the bad relations between France and America, and the ambassador said, “well in france we have a story about that…the President (bush) was in France and he gave a speech about the relations between France and America. and he was chastising the French for their lack of business skills, and he finished by saying “i mean in France you don’t even have a word for entrepreneur”"
and you know what the funny part is? the reporter didn’t get the joke…
no!!! don’t let Al Gore pollute our sacred regalia!!!!!
hahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaha
Did bush really say that? God, that guy is stupid
i don’t know if he said it or not but its funny…and it wouldn’t surprise me if he did..
I’m still getting over “nuke-uler”.
IT IS TRUE!!!!
I had come here to ask for explanation to your dogma of piratesvs global warming.
in this link I saw PIRATES INCREASE 14%
and the warming is receeding
praise the flying and noodly GOD
http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/31-10-2007/99895-moon-0
…And speaking of stupid leaders, has anyone ever heard of Marion Berry? He was Mayor of Washington D.C.. He got impeached for doing pot, then got re-elected. I quote: “Aside from the murders, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”…
woops wrong link… it should have been http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071030/ap_on_re_af/somalia_pirates;_ylt=AkpnvNdG1iNhqJMZbVxyCjgDW7oF
hey NoodlyOne…how was your homework?
Good I got an “A”.And I have none tonight. Is your boss still in Israel?
oh man did you hear like a month or so ago they “accidently” loaded six nuclear bombs into a plane that flew around over the U.S. for three days?
Who did?
Hello?
the american goverment
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ya know, those idiots with all the power and nuclear bombs and fighter planes….
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specifically the military branch of the goverment
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ya know. “them”
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i just don’t see how anyone can “accidently” load not one but six nulear bombs onto a freaking fighter plane….
haha sorry i was doing dishes
Sorry NoodlyOne, I was on the phone with Pluto.
They still are in Israel. They will be back on Nov. 4th.
I miss them, it is really boring here without them.
awwwww
:)
…wait who’s in Israel?
But they would hafta be activated, right?
I am glad that you got an A on your matrixes! I think I got a B- with them.
BBC!!
In fairness neither could the military, it took a whole series of serious cock-ups to manage one humungous cock-up in the end.
70 people were disciplined
My bosses are in Israel. They abandoned me for my Birthday.
Hey Pam, do you have a passport?
I do! I look like a freaking mexican ex-con.
what the bombs?
um dunno i’m not a nuke-uler physicist….
or should that be a rocket surgeon…
don’t think so if that plane crashed i bet they would have exploded..
but your missing the point. they are saying they ACCIDENTLY loaded them into the plane…
how in the world can you accidently load six nuclear bombs in a plane?!
i mean what are they going to do next, “accidently” drop them on some city…
Wrap it in tin foil.And…
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hate that fucking picture.
the military couldn’t what?
It is on sunday! Thank you, though.
What picture?
yeah hippo birdie two ewes
hippo birdie two ewes
hippo birdie dear ewes
hippo birdie two ewes…
her passport pic
I am lost…!
Sorry.
Wrap your passport in aluminium foil so people can’t steal info off the computer chip.
ok now i’m lost….
It is a con trick. By using radio signals and your passport, people can steal your identity.
Seriosly, someone did it in Finland.
Matrix? You’re studying matrices, Noodly? My teacher in Algebra 2 honors (who sounded JUST like Ben Stein… “Bueller…. Bueller….”) said “Matrices, people, are the word of god. Matrices can cure AIDS, people.”
That’s all you have to know about them.
so you walk around with your passport in foil?
kinda like those people on the buses in foil hats…..
funky symbol dude!!!!
no wonder theres so many comments on everything their being used as chat rooms……
xD
@ Starbuckaneer
I hate matirices.
And BBC!!, Tinfoil stops radiowaves.
Heeeeyyyy, batterbatterbatterbatterbatter,SWING!
Oh trust me, I hate them as well.
Tin foil also stops aliens from reading your brain… so says M. Night Shamalamalamalamalamalamalan
hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaha. Guys…there are 1025.63 in my Fund!
Aren’t you glad?!
hahahahahahahaahahahn Shamalalanamaalaalanababaaaaa
hahahahaahahahaah
Oh…tin foil also is really useful when you are roasting a chicken!
Keeps the flavour!
Arrg! $$$$!
You’re collecting fast Pacific Pam.
lol…
i wasnt doubting the awesomeness of tin foil it just reminded me of all those people starbuckaneer mentioned that wear tin foil in their hats to stop the aliens from reading their minds….
and its shiney!!!!!
xD
hey funky symbol dude what did you mean about neither could the military…?
Actually I have collected 350.00…the other is what I had left after I bought my car. I though I only had like 100.00 in the bank.
DON”T DISS THE TIN FOIL!!!!!
I will put 250.00 more next month.
I WASN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@PacificPam-What kinda car?
@BBC!! -I know.
Oh, NoodlyOne…I went to the cheesecake factory yesterday!
Ohh…it is a suzuki vitara….4×4…so I can get to the good surf spots!
OOooohhhh…. LOVE Cheesecake Factory… now I’m craving…
do you know on my 20 yr limited warranty for my new Anderson windows, under the things it does NOT cover, is damage caused by
-etc etc
-accidents
-Acts of God
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thats just hilarious ….so if i piss off God and he breaks my windows i’m screwed….i mean aside from having an omnipotent supreme being breaking my windows…
Wicked! Cheesecake and 4X4!
@Noodly-ok good :D
chocolate mousse is better…mmmmmmmmmmmm…
I am so going to the pastry factory after I finish the gym!
Getting sexy for your Englishman?
I know why they don’t cover god. Because they WILL GO TO HELL if they do
I just baked 2 apple pies last night, so I shouldn’t go buy a cheesecake…. Although, my husband has probably eaten my entire pie already….
I am! Oh he is so hooooot!
I want Cheesecake!
That’s right. That’s interfering with god’s AUTHORITAH!
Did he eat your pie last nite…….hahahaahahaahahaha
I got baked last nite!
Respect my AUTHORITAH!
man i’m going to have to cover God if i ever write any warrantys….
they don’t say anything about other deitys though…i find that kind of insulting….
i’m tempted to claim that Aries God of War broke my windows…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NoodlyOne…you are too young for this.
Noooo! Shiva: The Great Destroyer!
And I already got enough “I’m gonna eat your pie” jokes from my husband! Hahahahaha!
Ares…Aries is a Zodiac sign
Screw you guys I’m going home. (just kidding)
haha screw you guys i’m going home…..
lol
thats funny…
hahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha.
I’m sorry…I just got off the phone with my MAN!
hey…what does LOL means?
I’m gonna eat your CHEEEEEEEEEESECAKE!
It means “Laughing Out Loud”
Still thinking of food!
lol….it means laughing out loud
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man i should get a man….
I will defend it with my life!
Laugh Out Loud
I’m a gun-totin’ member of Citizens Against LOL.
I don’t use text message acronyms.
( the cheesecake)
somebody ate my cheeseburger this morning… :(
i wanted that burger for breakfast….
Hmm good point about the pirates & Halloween. It’s coming into summer in Australia, but the weather seems unusually cool for this time of year. We don’t really celebrate Halloween here, but people do use it as an excuse for a party.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Seasonal Variations
BBC — You can have mine… Hope you like having an empty fridge.
What wil you defend with your life NoodlyOne?
but sometimes you need them….
or at least emoticans.. :D
@ Starbuckaneer
Can I join?
I have half a burger from last nite…Burger King!
@ PacificPam-My cheesecake.
why thank you very much.
i don’t mind having an empty fridge as long as theres still food in the house…
BK in Panama?
@Starbuckaneer - how do i join up? I’m sooooo sick of acronyms.
I don’t even use acronyms…I don’t know them.
hahahahahaahah
What is St. John the Blasphemist talking about?
CLOCKING OUT WOOOO HOOOO
Goodnight guys!
one of my friends brothers wanted to name his younger brother Buger King…
G’night Starbuckeneer.
its 1:45 in the afternoon….
but goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep…I don’t eat fast food. But I was starving.
@NoodlyOne. You better defend it with your life for I will go and snatch it.
I have an empty fridge and no food. Today is payday so I guess I have to go to the grocery store.
Booger or Burger?
I have 3.53pm
It’s the same fucking thing
353 Prime Ministers?!!
hahahahaahaha I don’t know what that means!
haha oops burger i mean.
and actually its 1:58 not 1:45…(at least in california that is..california!! uber alles!! uber alles!! california!! i love that song…but cali sucks…)
yes? I guess?
Oh, time. Sorry, I chugged two energy drinks.
what the heck?!
Hey BBC! Did you find a man?
I was twitching in Maths Class.
hahahahahahahaah It happens the same to me with the coffe.
As you can see, this is work for me.
@ pacificpam,
what?
red bull has the testes of a bull in the ingrediants ya know….
I miss my bosses!
Damn them…
No..
sadly… :’(
*sniffsniff*
I wanna work in Real Estate too, if I get to post here all day!
gosh dang them all to heck..
You said you needed to get a man, BBC. Did you find one, yet?
yeah…actually i shouldnt be doing this….
So that would be t-bagging a bull?
Nasty! I’m sorry.
Good luck BBC!!!
no i didn’t…
thats whats sad… :’(
*sniffsniff*
SICK:O
thanks
No problem, mate.
I know…I said I was sorry!
OK
haha its ok i hadn’t seen what you said after you asked if i found a man the second time
Did you wrap your passport yet?
BBC…My boss is a jew…he can get you an Old jew that is dying and you can inherit all of his fortune. You only give him 25% of what he leaves you.
no worries mate?
hahahahahahahahaha…
no thanks
I haven’t, NoodlyOne, it is in my apartment. I will certainly do so when I get there.
Oh well…Yeah…I said the same.
i kinda wanted a man for company not for money…
No, “no problem” as in “you’re welcome”.
I was talking about t-bagging a bull.
I get ya, sistaaaaa! Me too.
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Next year Pluto will be my company…even if it is only for a couple of weeks.