Thanks to mike for sending me this article from the swiss french newspaper. I have no idea what it says.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
blue bla blley blue. that sounds french right??
Finnish: stripparitehdas ja oluttulivuori
Swedish: en stripperfabrik och en ölvulkan
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I vote for the Italian version so far.
Gibberish: A;idsu;faewjlkjoadfaye 8epajdf 839oljasdj alksdjfoiendlsakjl;asdjfna.
fundieish: derrrrrrr the peoples at my church says that Haeaven is close ta gawd N dey shed no, some o dem gots dem a hunert on dem der SATs uhhhhh
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Those are the only two languages that I can translate “volcano” and “stripper” into…
@ Admiral Chiflado
Nach ein paar Stunden in Biervulkanhimmel ist man sowieso zu betrunken, um groß zu schreiben… ;)
@ Spaghetti Scientist
hahaha, stimmt, das müsste dann so klingen:
ne stribberinnnnnfabrig unnnnnn biervulgan :-)
AC, you brought it to the (northern german drunk ;-) ) point, but shouldnt we return back to the language we all know (more or less *g*), namely english?
Here’s the whole thing in Greek, as most of the scriptures of another certain faith might respect it a bit more!
I don’t know if this will come as gobbledy gook or not so here goes. Fingers crossed (so to speak)
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‘Ζιμαρισμός’ καταρίπτει δημιουργισμό με μέσο το παράλογο.
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ΗΠΑ. Αγανακτισμένος με την απόφαση να συμπεριλυφθεί τον δημιουργισμό στα σχολικά διδακτέα ύλη, ένας πολίτης εφεύρησε την Εκλησία του Ηπτάμενου Τέρατος Μακαρονιών. Οι σχολικές αρχές πήραν την απόφαση να διδαχτεί ‘Ευφυές Σχεδιασμό’ (οποιός εξηγεί την δημιουργία του κόσμου από ένα υπέτατο ον) ως αναλακτική θεωρεία του δαρβινιστική εξέλιξη η οποιά υπάρχει παραδοσιακά μέρος των διδακτέων υλών. Να αντεπιτηθεί μέσο της παροδίας ο φυσικος Bobby Henderson έστειλε ανοικτό γράμμα στης αρχές προτείνοτας οτι Ζιμαρισμό θα έπρεπε να επίσης στην τάξη των επιστιμών. Σύμφωνα με την θεωρεία αυτή το σύμπαν δημιουργήθηκε από ένα ηπτάμενο τέρας μακαρονιών. Οι πιστοί ανταμείβονται σε ενα παράδεισο γεμάτο εργαστήρια στριπτιτζούδων και ηφαίστεια μπύρας. Η πληροφωρία δημοσιεύτηκαν στο διαδυκτιακό σελίδα BoingBoing και μαζεύει όλο και πιο πολύ ορμή από τότε. Δημιουργιστής ο Ken Hovind έχει προσφέρει 300,000 Ελβετικά φράγκα σε οποιονδήποτε που να αποδείξει εμπειρικά την ορθότητα της εξέλιξης. BoingBoing αντέδρασε προσφέροντας 1.2 εκάτ. Ελβετικά φράγκα σε οποιονδήποτε που να αποδείξει εμπειρικά οτι ο Χριστός δεν ήταν γιός του Ηπτάμενου Τέρατος Μακαρονιών. Περιμένουμε ακόμα… εξελίξεις!
Sebastian Repond
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Όλο και περισότεροι πιστεύουν… εις Την Ιερά Ζιμαρικότηα Του Ύψιστου Ιπταμενού
Well it’s up on my screen in Greek and it looks OK.
CC
It’s Greek with internet explorer anyway
@ Captain Codpiece
I hope that’s classical Greek :p
Can anyone do Latin and ancient Hebrew translations?
@Admiral Chiflado
The last bit (εις Την Ιερά Ζιμαρικότηα Του Ύψιστου Ιπταμενού) is in what’s called ‘kaine’ which is the language used in the New Testament. And is my adaptation of the phrase “His Flying Holy Nooddleness” into a Byzantine incantation and should be sung in the style of a Greek Orthodox Priest.
The rest unfortunately is in modern Greek. It would take a bit longer for me to do the whole thing in kaine since it does not lend itself very well to modern styles of writing. I also took a few liberties with the taext and added a couple of puns. Since the Greeks use the word for evolution and development almost interchangably I turned the “We’re still wating” into “We’re waiting for… Evolutions” or developments. Believe me, in Greek it’s really quite funny!
CC
Grosse Beer!
A couple of youTube clips along from the one on the article is this brilliant Jefferson Airplane meets AC/DC spoof!
don’t miss this!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkw
CC
Russian - фабрика стриппера и вулкан пива
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Japanese - ストリッパーの工場及びビール火山
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At least according to babelfish anyway. Anyone able to comment on accuracy?
My limited knowledge of japanese only allows me to comfirm that 火山 is definitely volcano!
火 means fire ( you can check this in any book on feng shui)
山 means mountain, together they mean volcano. Quite logical really!
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The russian has all the right words but I don’t know if the grammar needs sorting.
Perhaps the стриппера and the пива should be in the genetitve.
That’s as far as I go!
CC
Wow, you mean it worked?
My translation guys tell me the Jap says that the factory belongs to the stripper in your version!
The strippers staged a buy-out.
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Or babelfish doesn’t do grammar, which might be more likely. Oh well, I tried.
The striper factory is clearly a cooperative, run and owned by the employees.
Now where’s the new hate mail? Halloween has come and gone! They should have nothing better to do, other than praying and being hypocritical of course.
It’s all souls’/saints’ day, they’re probably at church