From Martha: they SAY it’s an octopus…..
For sale on Amazon, this 14k Yellow Gold “Octopus” Pendant
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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looks more like the allnoddly one
gold again:)
and that should be allnoodly instead
Only one meatball, but it looks like His Noodliness to me. Octopodes have 8 tentacles anyway.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Greek Plurals
Anyone who thinks it looks like an octopus has not yet been touched by His Noolyness.
Amazon really need to get with the faith!
RAmen
or maybe its an octopus that has been touched by his noodlyness
Proof that the message of the FSM is getting all around.
squiggly… big, round eyes….noodly appendages… it’s the fsm a’rite.
Now I want some seafood!
I got the eight post! I am so happy!
Anyways, are we on the jewelry business now? why do they call it an octopus if it clearly looks like the FSM?
14 karate gold, not 24?! Okok, I know the FSM doesn’t want us spending too much in His honour. Still, for jewelry of Him…..
I think they call it a octopus so you can sneak religious insignia in to your work place!
Silly Amazon…
…Trix are for kids!
The anatomy is totally wrong!
Looks a bit like a frog dancing with its mouth open.
Or a mutant tadpole.
Looks like………….? well not octopus…..never seen any thing else like it… has to be the fsm
RAmen
Is the octopus perhaps a demon opposing the FSM? That would explain the likeness and the fact that an octopus squirts ink, which does not taste good with pasta.
Cottura, have you tried rissotto with squid ink (I forgot the gourmet name for it). It is fucking delicious!
Wait, isn’t rissotto rice?
@PacificPam - yes, it’s rice. But I have not tried it, shall do first chance I get. Maybe not a demon then if it squirts nice risotto sauce.
Cottura, I promise you will like it. Not demony at all, maybe sinful for something that good must be a sin.
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Sex before marriage is and, yet, it is good.
Most defiantly — this is who we think it is!
@Cottura 5 Minuti
“Is the octopus perhaps a demon opposing the FSM?”
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ha-HA!
It might be…(*slow, sulphurous drumroll*)…THE ANTI-FSM!!!
Read the URL
We must be making an impact. It says that people who looked at this also looked at The Gospel. Woo-hoo for us!
Now every decent fundie HAS to be deeply worried about the future of his or her fairy tale belief! Just put this jewel against Westboro: which one has more class? Okay, Westboro isn’t considered religious by other religious groups, but they claim to represent a god, or at least his ideas, don’t they?