The New York Times has published an interesting, very long, article about the Christian evangelical movement and its ties to the Republican party. Here’s the link.
The New York Times has published an interesting, very long, article about the Christian evangelical movement and its ties to the Republican party. Here’s the link.
It would be wishful thinking to for evangelism to implode. They destroy themselves mixing politics and religion, and are either too dense or too blind to see it.
I am glad to have been touched by His Noodly Appendages (despite my lack of height). A life of grog and piracy is much easier.
RAmen
Don’t they lose their tax breaks when they get involved with politics.
One of those stickers has an incorrect usage of the pronoun ‘whom’. It should say either “Who would Jesus vote for?” or “For whom would Jesus vote?”
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Just thought I’d point that out.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Grammar Naziism
*Sigh* Silly, Silly people
The Chinese are most touched by His Noodly Appendage because they are so short, and there are lots of them, and they invented noodles in the first place. They are the very first descendants of pirates, and that’s why they are all held down by His Noodly Appendages (socalled gravity), and that’s why they are squashed to be shorter than all the rest of the world.
Since there aren’t enough Noodly Appendages to go around, and the world’s population is growing, people start to get taller. The average tallness has increased throughout time.
The Dutch people, for example, were once the tallest people in the world, which is why they are unholy in the FSM’s name.
Somehow, Tagliatelli Priest, that logical conjecture seems somewhat out of place.
@ St John - ya beat me to it, ya landlubber.
@Tagliatelli Priest-I dunno ’bout that.
@St.John - Actually, it’s “whom” either way; the usage doesn’t change (it’s an object of a preposition either way).
“The Flying Dutchman” makes your argument a little flimsy. He is a pirate, and a holy being, practicaly a demigod.
(@ Tagliatelli Priest)
I had a flick through the story. Of note to me was the fact that one of these guys is now in a wheelchair. I wonder if he somehow feels cheated by his god. He probably sees this as a test of faith. However if my boss, after years of support, crippled me then passed it off as one of those “character building” excesses, I’d be a little pissed off and would probably sue as well.
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PS aren’t they always claiming that natural disasters are god’s wrath? In which case we should make a list of any personal injury and property damage that was due to the weather, and launch a massive law suite against god. As his representatives on earth the churches of the world should pay up our compensation.
I’d like to see that on one of there “get up and give” TV shows.
“The lord desperately needs your money! As he is up to his neck in court fees and legal costs!”
If there is a lawyer out there who is willing to represent please let us know I could do with the cash!
@Doggalina
OK I looked it up. But it still sounds dumb.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Language Inconsistencies.
Fucking Rednecks.
That’s it…Rednecks are in my official “To Kill” list, along with colombian whores, colombian drug dealers, and that black guy who supports dog fighting.
“For years, Fox flaunted his allegiance to the Republican Party, urging fellow pastors to make the same “confession” and calling them “sissies” if they didn’t. “We are the religious right,” he liked to say. “One, we are religious. Two, we are right.””
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Did you read this? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@Pluto - Actually, there has been a recent lawsuit filed against god, asking for an injunction that orders him to stop causing natural disasters and making terorist threats. It’s been filed by a Nebraska State Senator, and here is a website with a news report:
http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html
The Senator claims that he has filed the lawsuit as a protest against frivolous litigation, but it sounds pretty noodly to me. You might want to see if you can get his lawyer to help you with your lawsuit.
My first post! Yarr!
“Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out”
‘Electing Christian politicians never seemed to change much. “When you mix politics and religion,” Carlson said, “you get politics.”’ Well holy shit on a stick Batman…can you believe it!
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I find it to be quite a warm and fuzzy feeling when you get quotes like this from the right-wing religious loonies of the states. It is a good thing, as Martha used to say.
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But really that colossal article could have been summed up in just a few words - The religious righ-wing Republican bloc, is trying to distance itself from a president, who dragged the country into a losing war.
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You can bet your booties that if the war would have been like Desert Storm, over in a couple of weeks, with no casualties, then all those loons would probably be beating their chests about religion and politics.
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They are now talking about fighting poverty and AIDS and even saying that going to war is not how jeebus would have wanted things to be. Now ain’t that just a huge kick in the pants? And here I thought that to be conservative, right-wing, and born-again, meant that the only issues you were allowed to discuss (ad nauseum) was same sex marriage and abortion?
@Ubi Dubium
That’s fantastic!
“In the lawsuit, Chambers said he’s tried to contact God numerous times.
“Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon defendant ‘Come out, come out, wherever you are,’ has been unable to do so,’” Chambers said.”
“The lawsuit accuses God “of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.” It says God has caused “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like.”
The suit also says God has caused “calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.””
And then to top it off:
“Chambers also says God “has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that defendant will laugh” when calamity comes.
Chambers asks for the court to grant him a summary judgment. He said as an alternative, he wants the judge to set a date for a hearing as expeditiously as possible and enter a permanent injunction enjoining God from engaging in the types of deleterious actions and the making of terroristic threats described in the lawsuit.”
Yes I think this guy is one of us. Nice to see we have a little political clout!
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@ PacificPam- Hey babe. Can you post your e-mail. I don’t have it at work.
Tagliatelli Priest
Oct 29th, 2007 at 1:52 am
The Dutch people, for example, were once the tallest people in the world, which is why they are unholy in the FSM’s name.
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Hmpf! How rude! We are NOT unholy.
*sniff*
panama.pamela@yahoo.com
Hun!
can you check your e-mail at work?
I’m so easy when it comes to him! =)
I’m not doing shit, my bosses are not here. I’m not doing shit, my bosses are not here. I’m not doing shit, my bosses are not here! wohooooooooooo
Pluto, dear, are you busy? cuz I am not!
@ PacificPam- I am right now. I’ll email you with my work address. You can send me stuff during the day that way. Careful they monitor from time to time.
I won’t send you porn! So, no worries!
Remember that my boss lost her passport? hahaha she found it this morning, she was able to get in the plane.
@St John & Doggalina - it’s the preposition at the end of the phrase that’s the problem. It should read
“for whom would jesus vote?” - I guess it’s an atheist Democrat campaign, pointing out the danger of voting republican. :)
@ PacificPam- I think It’ll get that way soon.
Glad your boss is ok… and away from work;)
Tagliatelli, your theory is totally wrong.
we dutchy’s have a great history of piracy and other seasailing stuff. Thus the great FSM decided that we we’re great enough to be left alone, and left less apendages around our country.
and Dutch people are still some of the longest in the world.
“Dutch people are still some of the longest in the world.” Should that be tallest or are you sticking with longest cos that’s quite a boast!
You know? English Pirates burnt down the first spanish colony in the Pacific Ocean. His name was Henry Morgan. You can still see the ruins.
And it was in my country!
oops, i meant tallest.
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we also got the longest, but that’s another story
hahahaahahahaahah
^or is he not reffering to his actuall height at all, but the length of something else altogether??
How about - For Whom Would Jeebus Vote For? Who The Fuck Cares?
I think he will go for the Black candidate, so people don’t say that he is a racist.
I am liking the “Who the Fuck cares?” angle IB!
I personally like “Don’t vote, it only encourages them”
Pluto! I just processed what your e-mail said at the bottom…are you in troubles?!
PacificPam wrote “I won’t send you porn! So, no worries!”
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Awh, you are no fun!
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@One-eyed Wonderkin. That is his work e-mail address, I sent him some to his personal e-mail address.
Ha! no I haven’t, no sending porn untill married. God says I will go to hell if I do it before.
Jesus was black, you know. The racist Christians just won’t admit it.
So you’re in Panama?
Why would the FSM send you to hell?
Even if it only is a short stay.
@NoodlyONe - Racist Xians, isn’t that an oxymoron? How could people who live their lives by the sky fairy jeebus be racist? They are all about love and turning the other cheek.
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I guess sarcasm still lives on…too bad 4Xsake still isn’t kicking around.
If you send people porn with ugly people in it, the FSM might send you to Pastafarian Hell because he thinks you like that sort of thing.
Best to send porn with beautiful people in it to avoid any confusion.
@ IB
I mean the racist, scum, redneck ones. not the “happy-go-lucky-save-the-world”types.
C’mon, you’ve met at least one Xian who is so bigoted you just want to break their face.
Most Neo-Nazi, white-supremist scum are Christian…
Bigots…
Jesus doesn’t have voting rights in the United States. He’s not a citizen.
Jesus probably wouldn’t vote for anyone, anyway.
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Jesus lived in the time of a monarchy, so he’d probably go, “wtf” at our political system.
@NoodlyOne. Yes, I’m in Panama. Jesus was black? ohh I thought He was Yellow. Anyhow..
McDonald’s is the nastiest way to die!
I don’t wanna be a burger! I don’t wanna be a burger! I don’t wanna be a burger!
There is evidence that says that Jesus was black. Tell this to a Christian, it’s funny to watch them when you say that.
wasn’t Jezus a rainbowcoloured man that whore glasses every other day and changed his body shape all the time? And if so wouldn’t he also have 2 X chromosones (don’t ask how, only god knows)
It must be funny to see the redneck faces!
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@NoodlyOne - honestly, I don’t ever remember meeting a real, true, dyed in the blue xian who is all about what they preach. If you pick the scab of peace and love, underneath is a festering, pus filled vat of poison, waiting to boil forth and contaminate (or better yet, kill) anyone who doesn’t believe what they tell you that you MUST believe.
I don’t think that the redneck xians could possibly conceive that jeebus was anything other than the sappy, maudlin white guy they show making nice with children and sheep, on their church posters.
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Hmmmmm…children and sheep…now that explains a lot!
@PacificPam
Yeah it’s great. they are all ” But, But, But, Jeezus is waight, laik me.”
@ IB
It’s great to watch them. Then call them racist. Then watch them chew on that.
@NoodlyOne. You know what I found that are as racist as rednecks? 99.9% of the black people in the US. They are the same, but in different colors.
Be fair, 70% to 80%.
Hahahahahaha. Ok, I will…sorry.
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But they are! Isn’t it true?
Most are just pissed at the rednecks. Were you originally from the US?
We just edged out everyone else from the “Recent Comments” board.
Is that good? Do we get a medal? Yaaaaarrrrrr, a medal! At last!
But yeah, it is true. Maybe only 40% to 50%.
Oooops!,sorry Iron Bess.
Sorry for so many comments in a row. I’ll stop now.
@NoodlyOne. No, I lived there for 6 months two years ago. Are we getting an “edged out people” medal? I prefer food.
I am Latina! Arriba!
I’m pretty much everything. Seriously, name it, I’m probably 1/16 it. Or something.
What’s “Arriba” mean anyway? Quieres hablan en espanol?
ahahahah that is like Horray (spelling?).
Wanna practice your spanish?
Por favor!
jajaaj, entonces tu eres el que vienes para Chiriquí, ¿cierto?
Mi vocabulario es muy pequena. Lo siento if la conversacion es muy aburrido.
Yo es 1/4 through mi 2a ano de espanol.
para nada, no hay problema.
Pero creo que es un poco dificil leer. deberías practicar la conversación
Spanglish es asi-asi, no?
Yo es a slow typer tambien.
A ver.
you have studied 2 years of spanish?
jajajajajajaaja
Donde esta? Esta en tu habitacion o tu oficina?
en la oficina. Mis jefes están de viaje, se fueron para Israel.
That sounded a little creepy, lo siento.
your boss fueron de Israel?! Que trabajen tu?
jajaja, no hay problema. Si, es que uno de mis jefes es judío y su hijo cumplió 13 años, así que le van a celebrar el Bar Mitzvah en Israel.
Yo trabajo en bienes y raíces.
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No problem. Yes, the thing is that one of my bosses is jew and his son just turned 13, so they are going to celebrate his Bar Mitzvah in Israel.
I work in Real Estate.
Verdad? Mi familia es Judia
Pero yo es un Pastafarian.
Judio, no Judias!
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Jewish, not beans!
hahahahaha I didn’t get that last one!
Es Espanol tu language primero?
Jewish, not beans?
sip, aprendí inglés en l escuela
judia as in “judias verdes” lo siento
Su ingles es muy bueno!
Necesitas tu ingles por su trabajen?
Muchas gracias. Pluto dice que sueno como gringa.
Still don’t get the “Judias Verdes” part
si, trabajo con 2 belgas y 4 gringos. Casi que no hablan español. La mayoría de los clientes que llegan a la oficina son extanjeros. La mayoría habla solo inglés.
Por que “(IF)”?
Por eso tengo que saber mucho Inglés.
ah, jajaja IF…International Foundation. Tengo un fondo que se llama “I Have to go to Fucking England (or US) to meet Pluto”, y recibo donaciones. Ahora tengo 350.00 dolares
Su “language skills” son muy admirable.
The same Pluto as on this site?
Tu es rico.
Muchas Gracias.
Mira, un idioma es mucho más fácil aprenderlo hablando que escribiendo.
Es como si fueras un bebe. Nadie en este mundo aprende a escribir antes que a hablar. Excepto unos cuantos por ahi que no hablan.
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I have to go now. It is gym day and I have to stay sexy for my englishman.
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un Placer y que tengas buenas noches.
Same Pluto as on this site. yep
Gracias y adios!
FFS!!
In the words of the Great Late Ron Burgundy (talking to Baxter, his dog) “Come again? You know I don’t speak Spanish. In English, please. What?”
Those of you that live in the USA and consider themselves brighter than the average bulb should really try to learn some spanish I think. Since there is no official language in that country it would be very nice to try to speak not only the most common but also the 2nd most common. Also since the South American immigrants don’t all come from families that could provide their children with chances for higher education, you could try to go and meet them half way.
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Sort of like we finns do - we know that swedes are of inferior intellect so we try to learn their almost uncomrehensible singing, as they are surely not able to grasp the finer points of the substantial linguistic spectrum offered by the glorious finnish language.
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The paragraph above is a terrible joke, I know. Swedes are a really bright people. Paragraph 1 is not a joke though. Tiene que aprender español, quien vive en Estados Unides. Además si vive en el sur.
@Cottura 5 Minuti
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You could probably include us Brits too.
Talk loudly and slowly in English is our second language.
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I can swear, order beer and ask the way to the station in a few different tongues but pointing tends to come into it eventually :D
This is ‘way off thread, but I did see a cute cartoon somewhere that showed something like Christian/Republican/Evangelical types walking thru the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter is saying: “..I have to tell you: Aramaic is the official language here….” Do we know the natural language of The Noodly One????
@Alchemist - What would you need to learn in the GB? Arabic, spanish, polish, or some other? Many people of smaller languages can often speak loads of languages, but that is quite natural I think. For example I wish to read what you write here. Can you think of a finnish or swedish writing you would like to read? Speaking of languages, if I ever have children I wish they would speak english, spanish and mandarin. I still need to improve my spanish and have not even started on mandarin.
“Most Neo-Nazi, white-supremist scum are Christian…
Bigots…”
true, they claim to be Christians….but they’re not. but then again there are a lot of people who claim to be Christians and who do not act accordingly. it’s almost as if people don’t even care about Jesus’s life and an example he was. even if you’re not a Christian i hope you can be able to respect that the Jesus of the Gospels did some pretty counter cultural and cool things in his era. i’m dumbfounded that people can somehow think that Jesus (who taught about loving one another) would be okay with us picking up an AK-47 and killing other people. i just can’t picture that as being okay. Jesus’s life was about teaching people to love each other and to care for the disenfranchised. but do most Christians do that? i don’t think so, at least not in the US. we’re too consumed with making Christianity an exclusive club. while i do hold traditional views on a lot of Christian issues. i do not believe that God is okay with signs that say “God hates fags” if a Christian really believes in the resurrection of Jesus as important to their spirituality and that he did it for ALL then wouldn’t the response be, hi, we care about you. we may not agree with your lifestyle but you’re still welcome here. same with abortion, instead of the signs and protesting and even Bombing places (extremely not ok) why aren’t more Christians making half way homes for these young women who are pregnant and scared, esp the teen girls, a place where they feel safe where they can learn about what’s going on and make a decision about whether to keep the baby or to give it up for adoption, and how to parent a child…
ok i apologize i got on a soapbox. but i’m a christian, and sometimes i’m embarrassed to call myself that because some of the extreme fundamentalists give us all a bad rap….
random thought, okay so creationism being taught in schools, cool, that’s fine with me, evolution being taught, also cool. i wonder if they ever link the two, i mean can evolution be the means of intelligent design?
wow, i ranted alot, i hope i didn’t offend anyone. i like the website, i think it’s a GREAT idea. and to be honest, i think more christians need to be offended. it makes them get off their lazy asses and actually think about what they believe.
Cottura - I studied Latin at school. That’s one language the English speakers should have a background in.
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Yes - I see your point. English (well, at least the American version of it) is ubiquitous - I’m one of the lucky ones, it’s my first language.
“Can you think of a finnish or swedish writing you would like to read? “
Erm… not off hand :D
@Alchemist ‘“Can you think of a finnish or swedish writing you would like to read? “
Erm… not off hand :D’
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So I guess I made my point. Most of what is worth reading will be translated into english in a flash. And you know latin - that should make spanish and french much much easier to learn should you wish to do so. The more languages you know the easier it gets to learn more - though you do mix them up sometimes.
for additional information, i’m a democrat, and a pacifist…. and if we really want to look at Jesus historically speaking and not the perfect white Jesus that the church typically portrays, he would have looked middle eastern and i’ve heard a few credible scholars say he was probably pretty homely as well. people unfortunately are just scared of what is different. sad really. i think that if Jesus were to come back today he would be really disappointed at what the church as a whole has become
Oh my - wrote a long reply to youthpastor and it did not go through…
@Cottura 5 Minuti
I’m gonna hazard a guess and say that you’ve never seen Anchorman…
I do know other languages (french and German plus a little bit of Latin and Greek). I might have considered learning Spanish, but I am horrible at learning foreign (or any) languages, I have no particular interest in learning a new language (I’d rather learn Chemistry, Physics, or Oceanography), and living in the rural upper Midwest as I do, I don’t know anybody that speaks Spanish as a first language. If I lived in Europe, or anywhere where a 20hr. drive could take me to a place with a different main language, I would try harder, but as it stands, I don’t have the time/ability.
Hi youtpastor - I suspect your right. The Jesus from scripture sounded like a nice guy to me.
add an e and an apostrophe :D
Is there some sort of filter that is blocking my lengthy response to youthpastor?
i dont know. weird tho, i’m not really easily offended so whatever you said i’d be really interested to read it
Cottura 5 Minuti, sorry, i want to apologize, i was assuming it was going to be something that would be an attempt to offend me. i’m sorry, it was presumptuous and rude.
@youth pastor.
How in the world would any scholar know that Jesus was homely?
@El Peatieablo
Good guess - have not seen anchorman. And judging by your answer you already know 5 languages (including English) so you cannot be poor at learning them. It also seems that you have learned your own language at least moderately well - I cannot tell better by this length of writings. Knowing your own language well is not by any means a given. Learning it also requires skill and effort.
@youthpastor
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“okay so creationism being taught in schools, cool, that’s fine with me, evolution being taught, also cool. i wonder if they ever link the two, i mean can evolution be the means of intelligent design?”
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The point is not so much whether or not creationism is taught, but IN WHICH CLASS it is taught. In science, religion, literature, history? Or something else? I live in Finland and was taught creationism at school from around the age of 6 to 13. So I was appallingly young when it started. It was taught to me in religion though and only because my parents had me baptised lutheran and hence I had to attend religion class. It was not such a brainwashing experience as it might sound, for the way it was tought at my school (I think most scandinavian schools are like this) was not as the ultimate truth but as the biblical version.
Part 1 through… lets see about part 2…
I shall not inspect more thoroughly your feelings about what is cool unless you want to take a standpoint on the issue of what the forum is within school. Though I am not cool with creationism being taught at school even its mellowed down scandinavian style - but that is not a major problem.
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The second question of whether evolution and ID could be linked - well supposedly any phenomena in the universe could be explained in the most bizarre ways if you wish to do so, and ID is probably not the most bizarre explenation of all time. A more relevent question is why would one like to explain phenomena through bizarre fabrications. Look up Occam’s razor - often referenced on this site also. There is no need to link anything supernatural to the development of life or the universe - why do so then?
Through - I guess it was a server error or something of that sort since I did not edit it one bit.
@youthpastor - no offense taken
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Enjoy the lengthy response.
@eddie spaghetti
if i remember right, it’s something that is inferred by some of the usage of greek in the new testament. i honestly can’t remember where or how so if you want to strike that part it’s fine. i just remember a discussion on it in a theology class i had in college.
@Cottura 5 Minuti
For me, it’s more about my faith. i firmly believe that on some level God did create the universe. how he managed to create the universe i’m not sure. and you are right. science class is perhaps not the best place to teach ID… religion, philosophy, even literary classes would be better.
i tend to view the biblical story of creation less of historical fact and more of a literary work. there are 2 accounts of creation within the book of Genesis, and i believe the purpose for that is to tell the same story (God created the universe) to different audiences.
Paul the apostle who wrote the new testament often did this. he wrote a message in different way in different books to make the message more relevant to the people to whom he was writing.
i’m obviously not a literalist when it comes to the bible, i’m actually kind of annoyed by people who read scripture and take it only for it’s face value (my family does this often). to get the original intent you have to look at who the scripture was written to and why it was written. most often than not Christians don’t do this because they just want to make scripture mean what they want it to mean.
okay i’m sory again. i have a touch of ADD and can get off topic easily
@youthpastor
No need apologise, on this site many of us specialise in straying off topic.
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Returning to the issue at hand. I’m not sure I totally comprehend your meaning, but I’ll assume you are saying that it does not matter that the bible is not true literally, the fundamentalist way, but it is the underlining story that matters. This is actually the official view of the Finnish lutheran church as far as I know and it seemed sensible to me to some degree for a long time. Then I started to really dwell into it, and found it to actually be absolutely absurd.
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If a scientific study should have - for instance - 5% of the content easily proven to be false, I would be extremely sceptical about the rest. Saying that the underlining story is true though the facts are not is a great absurdity. The underlining story draws conclusions from and parses together the facts. If the facts are only about 90% true, the underlining story is almost bound to have made false conslusions. I would not choose the colour of my shoes according to a text that had major amounts of false information - and some people actually base much of their lives on such text.
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Let us suggest that a text is not in any way scientific. Why should it then be treated different from everyday novels? I will not give special priveleges to people or associations who like the philosophy of “Odysseus” or “The Diary of Bridget Jones”.
Good gravy. That’s a lot of unnecessary research right there. I can sum up the whole article in a couple paragraphs.
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In unrelated news, “unnecessary” is really hard to spell off the top of your head.
a lot of the christian faith is based upon just that faith. more than fact, for me that is anyways, the underlying message of scripture and the life death and resurrection of Jesus along with so much more. it is less of trying to figure out the historical accuracy of the bible but more searching for the context in which it was written. what was going on in the culture? why would the early fathers of the faith feel that it’s necessary to write things this way. how would the people of the time understood this. Christianity is also about experience, though it is not held more important than scripture, but that one experiences God through a variety of ways.
for me personally it’s not an issue of trying to make sure it’s completely scientifically correct. i believe i’ve experienced God love through different circumstances in my life. and as a response i am trying to learn about and be more like the savior in whom i claim to be God. in a way i experience God through helping people, serving others. not the stereotypical evangelism where you force God down someone’s throat, but in just being a servant, helping people without any expectations of anything in return. i find true joy in that, and believe that i am experiencing God through that.
it’s a personal preference i suppose. but more than just believing blindly one that requires lots of thought and research and careful study and discussion. i suppose this is absurd to some people. yet still, i think that even for people who aren’t christians there are some really great lessons that can be learned from the life of Jesus. he was an activist in his day, championing for the disenfranchised, that’s what is inspiring to me.
anyway hey if you write back i may check here tomorrow at some point, but it’s about 6:30pm and i am getting a bit hungry and tired so i’m going to leave my office. but i’m open to continuing the dialogue. ya know, i think sometimes i grow more in my understanding of my faith when i talk with non christians than with christians. just because people who aren’t christians actually will challenge me and make me think. anyways it was good talking to ya. have a good night! or morning. i’m not sure of the time difference between us… i’m in california
Youthpastor: Personally, I’m fairly certain that Jesus (who most likely existed, at least as a man) was lying about the “Son of God” part in order to distinguish himself from the Jewish school of thought. This is in Israel two thousand years ago, anything that went against Jewish law was completely revolutionary.
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In that sense, Jesus was a liar, but he used that lie to spread his message of peace and loving your neighbor as yourself. He used God almost as a footstool- “Do what I’m telling you and you’ll be with God for eternity.” Of course he attracted followers, he was a pretty convincing speaker in the ways that he backsassed the Pharisees. Of course, this lead to his own death, but he knew he was going to die for what he was doing before he even started. He probably preplanned the whole “empty tomb” controversy by leaving the Apostles directions as well.
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Jesus was a cool guy and he had some cool things to say. However, he didn’t need any divine intervention to do what he accomplished. Accepting that Jesus was probably lying and preplanning his death lets everything fall into place logically. Most Christians just explain all this by saying “He could do it because he was God,” which for me is inadequate. As long as there is a possibility that Jesus wasn’t God, I’m not going to put blind faith in favor of reason.
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You can see the FSM anywhere you want. Pray to him if you need to go to the toilet in the middle of a movie but can’t. If you make it through it was because of the touch of the noodly appendage.
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There are lots of good teachings in the new testament. Teachings that make life on this planet more pleasant for everyone. The danger is when you forhet to think for yourself and just believe the book, or even worse an iterpretor of the book. The nazi atrocities were possible due largely to effective bureaucracy. The bureaucrats could have stopped them but did not. They just did what they were told - in hindsight one might still think they were responsible, for it is everyone’s own responsibility to think of their actions. And listening to a bible quote is not critical thinking.
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This is one of the best parts about atheism (and pastafarianism too). One must think for oneself. I quote Richard Dawkins: “Organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.”
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I hope you appreciate the irony about the quote. I’ll check back here when I have time tomorrow evening or the day after.
@Cottura 5 Minuti Oct 29th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
“The danger is when you forget to think for yourself and just believe the book, or even worse an iterpretor of the book.”
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Yes! :( It must be so much less taxing on the brain cells to just make like another one of the sheep, just following along and swallowing everything someone else feeds you. A case of, to them anyway, ignorance is bliss.
I always see fundies…or any who lean heavily on religious belief to account for everything that happens in their lives……as those who are too lazy to grow up and take responsibility for their own actions. Whatever happens in their life can be blamed their deities will.
Forget indeed to think for themselves indeed….a case of “use it or lose it”
Assuming they were ever taught to be able to think for themselves and make their own decisions in the first place!
Please remove unnecessary duplicated words. :)
Saludos, PacificPam:
Dos amigos enseñan español (entre otras idiomas). Uno de ellos me invitó en un viaje con sus estudiantes en America Central, ¡si juré solemnemente para no hablar español allí! ja ja ja.
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(Espero que esto diga lo que signifiqué decir…) ;-)