Do something better with your life, your a joke.
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1 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:21 am - Starbuckaneer Says:
Anyway, I feel the need to put a good word in here for my pal, the Apostrophe. A lot of people don’t know this, but Jesus loves Apostophes. He even (obviously) named his Apostles after the Apostrophe. I don’t know why more of these hate-mailers don’t use them.
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2 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:22 am - Starbuckaneer Says:
I missed an “r” in there… but, hey, I’m working, I have to type fast!
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3 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 am - Captain FiZ Says:
This reminds me, I need to buy that t-shirt that says “your retarded” and see how many people don’t get it.
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4 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:26 am - Starbuckaneer Says:
Like Paris Hilton’s “That’s Hot…. Your Not” shirt?
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5 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:26 am - Len Guini Says:
We need to do something better with our lives? OK, we’ll pray before we eat, spend all day Sunday praying with other people at some building in the middle of town, pray before we sleep, and worship a zombie-jew-son of himself-father of himself.
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6 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 am - Starbuckaneer Says:
RAmen to that! Who’s the joke now? (I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who’s a little disturbed about the whole zombie-Jesus thing…)
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7 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 am - ۞ Says:
Doh! Missed the medals again!
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8 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:34 am - Thalassophobic Pie Rat Says:
Your all looser’s
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9 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:41 am - Len Guini Says:
well your a morron!;-)
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10 - October 23rd, 2007 at 8:58 am - Cap'n Bob the Spanky Says:
I think youl find its spelt moran
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11 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:00 am - tubby Says:
You’re an egghead, and that’s no yolk!
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12 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 am - Pathiefarian Wench Says:
So far off the leaderboard it hardly seems worth it… :)
I’ve been meaning to ask, does FSM ever get any hatemail from people aged OVER 12? -
13 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:06 am - ۞ Says:
I think youl find its spelt moran
Caitlin will be cross!
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14 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 am - Thalassophobic Pie Rat Says:
As will Dylan
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15 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:11 am - Momi Pink Shoes Says:
I really should do something better with my life! I need Jesus! I need every inch of him! OH GOD YESSSS!!!!!! YESSS!!!!!!!!!!! *moans*
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16 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:14 am - Bookem Says:
Nope this is a joke…
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A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.
A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, “What’s the problem officer?”
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.]
Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks! [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, “For cryin’ out loud, can’t you just shut up?!”
The officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
Wife says, “No officer, Only when he’s drunk.” -
17 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:26 am - Starbuckaneer Says:
Oh here we go again with the jokes… I’m going to run out of them soon!………. NOT
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18 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:26 am - Starbuckaneer Says:
Knock Knock
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19 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:27 am - Len Guini Says:
who’s there?
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20 - October 23rd, 2007 at 9:28 am - I love eruptions in heaven Says:
Cap’n Bob the Spanky Oct 23rd, 2007 at 8:58 am
I think youl find its spelt moran
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And stupid me thinking it was mormon all this time.
