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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Hello all. Havn’t been here is a long while. I finally got my internet working. It would turn out that I had to turn off my parents blocker before I could get on. The problem is that now it will catch this and prevent me from accsessing this place. Anyone got any good proxys?
I would say that if you have nothing better to do than go on other people’s sites and bash them, you are the one than needs to get a life. pastafarians do nothing but spread the word, and if we are bad, what are christian missionaries? they go to foreign countries, evangelizing people who might very well be completely happy with their current religion, and yet you never give up. here’s a thought, we’ll stop when you do.
Blessed be His Noodly Appendage!
RAmen.
why are you slamming us pastafarians? we have no hostility. so fuck off por favor
i think you are the joke, after all, we are doing nothing worse than any religion has ever done (i.e. torture/wars with people who think for themselves) so haow are we the joke when you cant handle independance.
you are all life haters who just think that it is cool to be different and im okay with that but the thing is your saying that we are the bashers but your the God haters trying to make it look like that our religion is in disbelief and that our god isnt real. you are making a 13 year-old-boy (my friend) think all this has been going on for hundreds of years but NO it hasnt. has it? you all are too far up you bloody arses to relise that you are following a fake let alone stupid “religion” ITS A WEBSITE, how is that a religion. I go to a catholic school where RE is taught and all facts add up to making the whole bible true and if you piont out any “bible lies” please let me no.
im not going to tell you to get a life because on the day they were handing tem out u were the people who slept in.
please write back to my email hi-tong@hotmail.co.uk to talk about this
Niall Murray age 13
@Niall Murray: we do not hate life of God. Please check.
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I agree that some religions may seem more stupid than others but they all look stupid enough for someone from outside. The point is that all religions were invented by men for the purpose of controlling other men.
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There are plenty of websites full of “bible lies”. I am sure you can find that by yourself.
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May you be touched by His noodly appendages
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RAmen
sorry “life or God”
Well Murray man I go to a catholic high school to and it is not my fault your friend has been touched by a noodly appendage that was not your priests. Your insults speak of a child that has the intellect of your average stool sample. Just because your friend is smart and you are not is no reason to hate us, besides of you hate it so much why did you join the site?
James D King of pirates. Age 18 in three days (mach 1st)
and your bad at insults! so were even
Niall Murray, you are too young to understand this. Also, we are not perverts and will not contact a child. But going to Catholic school I am sure you can find a priest to email mail you among other things.
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I hope when you grow up you learn to think for yourself. I take it they don’t teach research in Catholic school because they don’t want you to learn the truth. If you believe everything in the Bible you then believe the Earth is only 6000 years old which is pathetic.
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If you did your homework this is satire. Look up the word in the dictionary. While you are at, look up the word religion since you have no clue to its meaning. Anyway, we don’t hate GOD. Some believe some do not, but whatever your belief is, Intelligent Design is not science. Keep it in religion class or philosophy class.
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You better repent if you are a catholic because you are acting opposite of your teachings. Calling names, saying this religion is stupid is 100% against the teaching of Christ. So please, grow up, get a life, stop being a hypocrite and please go to a real school where they teach actual science, spelling, and grammar.
Niall Murray (if that’s his real name) wrote:
“if you piont out any “bible lies” please let me no.”
It’s hard to argue with logic like that. No, I mean it. It’s really hard.
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but your the God haters trying to make it look like that our religion is in disbelief and that our god isnt real.
You’re saying my god isn’t real. I can say yours doesn’t exist too. So let’s do it like Christians always did it: start a war about it.
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you are making a 13 year-old-boy (my friend) think all this has been going on for hundreds of years but NO it hasnt. has it?
It has. There’s even a historic book we have. It doesn’t have any lies or historical events that happened only there *cough* NT *cough*.
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go to a catholic school where RE is taught and all facts add up to making the whole bible true and if you piont out any “bible lies” please let me no.
Give me one rational reason why should I believe that bible is word of god? And Kuran isn’t? Or any other sacred book?
There’s no reason. It’s because of the way you were raised. You were “brainwashed” to believe that kind of bullshit.
“My a joke”
Hey at least we’re not waiting for a 2000 year old dead guy to show up or flying airplanes into buildings. And our God never prohibited eating shellfish!
good to know that your parents saw fit to throw you in a propaganda machine and call it school but the idea of following the misinterpretation of the misinterpretations of the misinterpretations of the misinterpretations of some dusty old Hebrew good night story tome is a little more far fetched than the omnipotent FSM.
Christianity should teach you tolerance of other people and their beliefs, perhaps you should focus on trying to be a real Christian before trying to wrap your mind around the all knowing all powerful FSM.
Yo.
Niall.
Read some of the info that’s on this site. It’s called SATIRE (look it up). The point we are trying (apparently in vain) to make is that RELIGION IS NOT SCIENCE. Science is therory and experimental verification. Religion is blind acceptance of unprovable lore. They are not the same. Science should be taught in a science classroom. Religion should be taught in church, or temple, or whatever. Not in public school, except as a part of a course about ALL religions, in which they are all treated equally. Can you get your brain around that idea? Who gave you the right (or anyone else) to decide for the rest of the world which version of blind irrational dogma is correct? You should look up the word irrational before beginning to foam at the mouth. “adjective: 1. not consistent with or using reason” is from dictionary.com. I use it to indicate that that your statement “all facts add up to making the whole bible true” is not reasoned. What is your initial premise, please? That everything in the bible is correct, so therefore everything in the bible is correct? That’s not a very good line of reasoning. There are numerous websites with lists of errors found in the bible, and there are numerous sources where you can find the material that has been left out or expunged therefrom due to some political leader’s wishes. If you insist on limiting your research to the bible, you’re never going to come across anything that disagrees with it.
Open your mind, there’s a very interesting world out there. It would be a shame for you to lock yourself in a worldview that allows no freedom of thought. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
RAmen
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Oh, I’m not going to send you an email directly, because I don’t need to be bombarded by you and all your narrow-minded friends with hateful and insulting unfounded and unreasoned spew. I see enough of that in the hate mail that shows up on this site to know that discussion is not something that kind of people are capable of. They just scream the same stuff over and over, without any regard for the conventions of debate or logic, and without any respect for anyone’s ideas but their own.
To Niall.
Naw, I don’t feel like sending an email. However, I’m intrigued in hearing that the Catholic church can make the Bible make a lot of sense. All the church’s I know are careful at what the good things are to teach from the Bible, and what to recognize as wrong, outdated, or morally bad in the Bible. After all, our own historical documents are evidences that earth was around at least 11,000 years ago (and by science, a lot more).
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This isn’t to say I don’t believe in God. This is to say you should be careful of what to interpret in the Bible.
Damn it would suck to be british.
peace love and pirates
RAmen
I’d rather play a snowmobiling game with guns than go to mass. Because no matter whose service I go to, I’m going to somebody else’s hell. That’s the important thing I’m doing with my life.
May you be blessed by his noodly appendages. Ramen.
Yeej, I’m the 1300th respondant to the most useless of all posts :D
Do I get a prize for that?