National Geographic promotes FSM

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I received the following email from Jonathon:

It is very gratifying to know that Pastafarianism is becoming a mainstream, accepted and acceptable, religion.

The October 2007 National Geographic magazine contained two articles of great interest. One was on global warming. The other was on the decline of the Malacca pirates. Although National Geographic may not have been brave enough to explicitly put two and two together, the connection is there for anyone with open eyes to see.

I completely agree. I don’t think it’s a stretch to think that they’re making a reference to the Pastafarian belief that global warming is related to the decline in pirates. It is a subtle message, but it’s there.

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Thank you for your support, NG.

85 Responses to “National Geographic promotes FSM”


  1. 1 Len Guini Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:10 am

    Anyway, it would appear that NG has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

  2. 2 storm petrel Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:17 am

    New thread to play on.
    Pity they couldn’t show the link between the two openly, but we all know it’s there.

  3. 3 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:21 am

    You’re lucky I didn’t post yet… I saw it… and I hesitated. I’m ok with 4th. Is 4th coffee?

  4. 4 storm petrel Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:24 am

    Only one medal per poster, so you get bronze.

  5. 5 Alchemist Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:35 am

    So you get coffee storm petrel. What do I get? (please!)

  6. 6 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:36 am

    Bronze sucks.
    @Al — I’ll trade you my bronze for a quad venti non-fat sugar-free vanilla caramel macchiato.

  7. 7 Alchemist Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:41 am

    “@Al — I’ll trade you my bronze for a quad venti non-fat sugar-free vanilla caramel macchiato.”
    .
    Sure thing - I stopped drinking coffee a few years ago. It was making me a bit *too* hyper :D
    .
    I can probably use my alchemical skill to turn the bronze into erm, runny bronze.

  8. 8 Thalassophobic Pie Rat Oct 24th, 2007 at 8:12 am

    Damn threads that close and then open at a later date. The FSM must be trying to test us.

  9. 9 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Coffee just mellows me out and helps me concentrate… it’s terrible… I’m such an addict.

  10. 10 Wench Cyka Oct 24th, 2007 at 11:15 am

    Bah, on the days I can sleep, I could suck back 4 triple shot lattes and a 2 liter of Jolt and still drift right off… But hey, insomnia makes me perfect for night watch duty! I’m even pretty handy at the helm! (helmet too, but that’s another story!)

  11. 11 One-eyed Wonderkin Oct 24th, 2007 at 11:34 am

    @Wench Cyka - You can handle my tiller any time!

  12. 12 Alchemist Oct 24th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    I think I’d be licking the ceiling if I had caffeine now.
    It’d probably react with all the coke and E I take :P
    .
    Hi WC and O-e W. How goes it?

  13. 13 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Well, if you’re taking E you’ll probably be licking the ceiling soon anyway! (It’s sooooo pretty… and textured!)

  14. 14 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Stop encouraging him. You know how yummy Artex is.
    It tastes like icing…

  15. 15 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Mmmmmm what is this? Orange peel or Spanish lace? I l-l-l-l-love it!

  16. 16 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    Comments were open for this one!
    Cool…I had spaghettis for lunch.

  17. 17 Alchemist Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    It tastes all shiny :D
    .
    Lace - nice!

  18. 18 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    I had noodl soup.

  19. 19 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Sorry, missed an “e”.

  20. 20 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Don’t worry NoodlyOne, I think Alchemist got it!

  21. 21 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    I meant chicken noodle soup.

  22. 22 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Is anyone watching the Chelsea match?

  23. 23 bombadil Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    those arrrrren’t tentacles! they be noodles. yay it all makes sense now, fer years we been confusing the giant squid with the fsm, yarrrrrr

  24. 24 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Hey tom

  25. 25 Alchemist Oct 24th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    “Is anyone watching the Chelsea match?”
    .
    You favour the round ball?
    .
    Gadzooks sir!
    .
    Naah - still got a strop on about the disallowed try.
    .
    I prefer my balls to be oval :D

  26. 26 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    nice

  27. 27 bombadil Oct 24th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    noodlyone! i’ve been spreading the word of the hobbit movie on various boards (after i verified it’s existence on imdb) sice yesterday’s conversation, Hey anyone here named commander jumper on gateworld? but other than posting i’ve been chilling with my wife goldberry. how r u dude

  28. 28 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    WAIT I was asking if they were making a hobbit movie! I wasn’t saying they had. Otherwise I’m fine (except for maths assignments). Say “hi” to Old Man Willow for me.

  29. 29 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    I have heard rumours though of a Hobbit movie, though. Have you seen the animated one?

  30. 30 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    I’ve heard tell of a Hobbit movie, because Sir Ian McKellen is sad that beardy bloke won’t be directing it.
    Regardless he wants to play that beardy character (Dumbledore?) he played in the Lord of the Flies(?) movie.

  31. 31 Iron Bess Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    I thought they were still in court over the Hobbit and who was getting the rights to it. Although extremely cautious, I wouldn’t mind Peter getting a crack at it. Although, once again I reiterate, it is a CHILDREN’s book.

  32. 32 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    BTW. Did you hear Dumbledore was gay? Well he was according to JKR.
    He had a crush on Gellert Grindelwald apparently.
    There must be so many jokes about Dumbledore taking Gellert Grindelwalds elder wand that the universe isn’t big enough to write them down.

  33. 33 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    I thought he was pretty good in LOTR. How do you get that symbol thing?

  34. 34 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    sorry, i’m a slow typer.

  35. 35 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Oh yeah and LOTR is for grown ups! Wa wa waaa!

  36. 36 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    So is harry Potter. ROFL.

  37. 37 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    I dunno w/Dumbledore maybe it is.

  38. 38 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    I like Harry Potter.
    I saw that Dumbledore rumor. I was on perezhilton.com
    hahahahahahahaha

  39. 39 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    not a rumour JKR said so

  40. 40 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    I had like a pound of pasta and I am still hungry.

  41. 41 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    lasagna tonight!

  42. 42 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    I would have died if I only had a chicken noodle soup

  43. 43 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    lasagna counts as pasta, no?

  44. 44 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    it was a big bowl

  45. 45 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    (of soup)

  46. 46 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    and now I’m eating tostitos con salsa

  47. 47 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    scoops?

  48. 48 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    hahahahahaha
    yeah right! of soup.

  49. 49 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Lasagna is pasta

  50. 50 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    oh good, I was worried

  51. 51 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    didn’t want to offend the FSM

  52. 52 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Lasagna defintely counts as pasta. Its on the Pasta shelf in all my local supermarkets.

  53. 53 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    it’s veggi though :(

  54. 54 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    I like meat

  55. 55 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Lasagna isn’t veggie normally. Though you some nice veggie ones based around spinach and mushrooms.

  56. 56 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    It’s pretty good.

  57. 57 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Any veggie dish can always be fixed by adding a few rashers of grilled bacon.
    If you’re going to a veggie household, just wrap a few in foil and take them with you.
    That’s my top tip for the day.

  58. 58 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    good tip

  59. 59 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    I’ll be sure to use it next potluck.

  60. 60 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Ta muchly. Try this:
    .
    Turn your greenhouse in to a handy shed by boarding up all but one of the windows.

  61. 61 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    only good use for it.

  62. 62 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Veggies in winter is just wrong. Where’d you get the square thingy?

  63. 63 ۞ Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    It’s a unicode character. If you’re using Windows go to Progams/Accessories/System Tools/Character Map and you’ll find all sorts of interesting symbols like:
    .
    ۝♥♪♫☺☻

  64. 64 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    Wicked!

  65. 65 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    Is it for Mac too? Sorry about the two-entries-in-a-row thing. I’ve got an itchy “submit” finger.

  66. 66 Marilyn Terrell Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    I work at National Geographic and wanted to point out a FSM resemblance you may have missed on our site, although other readers noticed:

    ngm.typepad.com/pop_omnivore/2007/10/mummy-with-a-we.html

  67. 67 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    You infiltrated the ranks of NG to spread the word. You’re a brave soul.

  68. 68 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    ☼♂♣☺♀♫♥ WOW!!!

  69. 69 Starbuckaneer Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    HA! And people say there’s not historic proof! I’d like to see those fundies come up with something backed up by National Geographic!

  70. 70 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Wicked link.

  71. 71 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    You should e-mail it to Prophet Bobby.

  72. 72 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    I cannot get the funky symbols.
    @NoodlyOne. My favourite pizza is veggie pizza. With Chorizo!

  73. 73 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    That is pork, by the way

  74. 74 PacificPam Oct 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    I just saw that squid. Now I fancy some seafood.

  75. 75 St John the Blasphemist Oct 24th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Isn’t malacca the Greek word for wanker?
    .
    St John the Blasphemist
    Saint of Pajero Pirates

  76. 76 Noodly0ne Oct 24th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Calamari!

  77. 77 The Donkey From The Moon Oct 24th, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    Gaar National Geographic, much like most schools that are apparently ‘public’ in relation to christianity.

    WE HAVE GAINED OUR FIRST SUBSERVIENT MEDIA

    CAN I GET A RAMEN?

  78. 78 Alchemist Oct 25th, 2007 at 11:40 am

    PacificPam - I’m a liberal vegetarian. So I’ll defend your right to eat poor defenceless ikkle piggies but I’ll *tut* menacingly in the background :)

  79. 79 Cottura 5 Minuti Oct 25th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    @The Donkey From The Moon - Ramen

  80. 80 Marilyn Terrell Oct 27th, 2007 at 1:47 am

    Have you guys seen the FSM crown you can make for Halloween on Evil Mad Scientist? It’s pretty cool:
    http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/FSMCostume#trackback

  81. 81 Wench Nikkiee Oct 27th, 2007 at 3:26 am

    Hi Marilyn
    “I work at National Geographic”
    .
    Kudos! Being a serious contributor to NG was actually a starry eyed ambition of mine for quite a few years from around the time I was a 16-17yo. Even studied photography for a year in preparation, then life….as in travelling/partying/playing house….kinda got in the way ;)

  82. 82 Alchemist Oct 27th, 2007 at 5:29 am

    NG was a FSM send for me. Along with photography mags and the Littlewood’s catalogue :D
    (OK - who’s old enough to know what I’m on about?)

  83. 83 Wench Nikkiee Oct 27th, 2007 at 6:23 am

    Not familiar with Littlewoods, but NG is still one of the treasures you can pick up cheap…bout 50cents to $1au (or a beer bottle top in English money :p) …. in most of the charity shops here. I still have a large collection of them.

  84. 84 Alchemist Oct 27th, 2007 at 9:56 am

    More importantly they had ‘photos of topless women in them.

  85. 85 Marilyn Terrell Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Did y’all notice the New York Times’ story today about pirates and environmental concerns?
    http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/a-green-jolly-roger/#comment-317130
    Big surprise. I guess they didn’t know about your chart.

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