why would you spend so much time to take the hope or beliefs away from others?

I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?

Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
-Owen

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  1. 141 Momi Pink Shoes Oct 23rd, 2007 at 9:01 am

    @Gabranth - How so? Let’s say i’m a satanist , isn’t the bible taking my hope away?So BURN the bible & give satanists arround the world hope!( Blood sacrifices are O.K. as long as you have friends to help you clean after)

    …………………………………………..

    You’re an idiot. It’s people like you why I’m NOT a Satanist anymore! Ugh.

  2. 142 PacificPam Oct 23rd, 2007 at 10:16 am

    @Pluto. I just arrived to the office, doing some legal shit today.
    Hunny, we don’t need to brake your little brother’s bed! I have a designers bed that is very firm and doesn’t make any noise.
    I did think of your offer and I like it…next year I will have the money and I will go visit you.

    @Funky square. No pictures of me naked untill I get married bwahahahahaha(a while for that).

  3. 143 Wench Cyka Oct 23rd, 2007 at 10:45 am

    @ Jean Bart
    Thank you so much! I am sure if I insist that the true historical version of that filthy piece of god tripe be taught instead of that jebus loaded version they’re sudsing my kids’ brains with now, it’ll be out of the curriculum faster than the 11 year olds around here get Into tube tops and mini skirts! Much better than starting a religious fight in fundie central and watching my house get burned down. Woohoo! I just printed the original lyrics! This will be my most fun trip to elementary school ever!
    Yarrrr!

  4. 144 Iron Bess Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:18 am

    @Momi Pink Shoes - ‘You’re an idiot. It’s people like you why I’m NOT a Satanist anymore! Ugh.’
    .
    That’s WHY your not a Satanist anymore?

  5. 145 Pluto Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 am

    @PacificPam
    No he punched me in the balls this year, the little fucker, so I’m fucking up his bed. Ether that or I’ll nee him nuts, and I hit hard enough to make a dude vomit.

  6. 146 PacificPam Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Strenght! I love that.
    Well, lets break it baby!

  7. 147 PacificPam Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Wohoooo. May the noodly one put my libido in the sky so I can break Pluto’s little brother’s bed!
    I wrote you last nite, but I’m guessing it was before dawn over there.

  8. 148 Pluto Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:51 am

    @PacificPam
    Yes I have well developed thighs. Amongst other things.;)
    I’ll check my e-mail in a bit.
    I write later babe I’ve got to get the camera out and show you a bit of England.
    Knackered right now, need a bath and some sleep. Got a driving lesson tomorrow and I want to be sharp for it.

  9. 149 PacificPam Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Tons of kisses for you Pluto.
    Yay!Picutures…send tons of them!

  10. 150 PacificPam Oct 23rd, 2007 at 11:59 am

    May his Noodlyness give you extra battery life, extra space on your memory and a lot of bandwidth so you can send me tons of pictures!

  11. 151 Wench Cyka Oct 23rd, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    @ Iron Bess
    This is a very common problem among many people who are solitary practicers of religions. (the whole this is why I’m no longer a Satanist thing) There are lots and lots of people out there who will claim just about any kind of faith, very loudly, leave a bad impression forever in their wake in the minds of all they encounter, so that when a sane, rational person who has done thoughtful research and spiritual soul searching claims that religion, everyone immediately recalls the nutjob they encountered before and superimposes their image over the rational person’s and never again listens to another word said rational person might care to say.
    .
    This is why I adamantly Refuse to Ever allow myself to be labelled by my friends as a wiccan. Sure, this statement itself opens me up for plenty of goofs to throw it out there as a weak insult, but that’s all it will be. That is also not saying there are Not any rational wiccans out there either. But they are about as rare as your devout, highly educated, well spoken, rational Southern Baptist PhD.

  12. 152 Starbuckaneer Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    I find myself facing the same problem, W.C…. Most of the self-proclaimed “Wiccans” out there are nothing more than D&D playing, faded-wolf-shirt wearing, social “separatists” that use the term “Wiccan” as another excuse to be “different.” I, myself, was always one of the mainstream-types and this group of imitation-witches never accepted that I could really hold their same beliefs since I didn’t play any RPG or wear multiple shades of black and tie-dyed fairy t-shirts… Strange… I am a universally accepting kind of person, though, so Pastafarianism suits me just fine…. (I accept everyone, as long as THEY can accept being made fun of… all the time… I can’t help it.)

  13. 153 Len Guini Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    I accept all those who accept me. I even have a few fundie friends, but they don’t try and “save” me or force me to read the buy bull.

  14. 154 Starbuckaneer Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    Wow, I never realized it had such an appropriate name…

  15. 155 Starbuckaneer Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    Doesn’t “fundie” sound like a potato chip?

  16. 156 Len Guini Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    or a breakfast cereal, but it’s easier than typing “fundamentalist christian”

  17. 157 Starbuckaneer Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    Then it would have to be Fundie-Os… (Originally I was talking about the “Buy Bull” having an appropriate name… but I have the ADD so I got side-tracked onto Fundies…)

  18. 158 Len Guini Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    That’s ok. I followed the train of thought. I’m good at doing that.

  19. 159 Starbuckaneer Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    Do you have the ADD? I swear, thank FSM for Starbucks… it’s like liquid Ritalin.

  20. 160 Len Guini Oct 23rd, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    No, I don’t think I do. I haven’t been diagnosed, in any case.

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