why would you spend so much time to take the hope or beliefs away from others?

Published by henderob October 22nd, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?

Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
-Owen

300 Responses to “why would you spend so much time to take the hope or beliefs away from others?”

1. 221 - November 4th, 2007 at 2:56 am - henderob Says:
   
   

   Hey, that’s not true - I don’t drink and I don’t go to strip clubs. All FSM money sits in an account. The pirate ship will happen some day.

2. 222 - November 4th, 2007 at 3:42 am - Alchemist Says:
   
   

   You don’t drink?
   How the hell do you cope with reality then?

3. 223 - November 4th, 2007 at 4:49 am - Len Guini Says:
   
   

   No strip clubs? Oh great, now we all have to become celebate…

4. 224 - November 4th, 2007 at 4:55 am - Collidedscope Says:
   
   

   I truly believe that this is the greatest religion in the world

   Its peace love and pasta for me now

   May He be watching as we worship his noodliness and may He be my main course in religion forever

   I don’t drink… I use religion to pull me through reality

   works a treat

5. 225 - November 4th, 2007 at 5:40 am - ۞ Says:
   
   

   Bobby,
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   So if you don’t like beer or strippers, you’re not going to enjoy heaven much.
   Or is it just beer and strippers you have to pay for?

6. 226 - November 4th, 2007 at 5:49 am - Jean Bart Says:
   
   

   @henderob Nov 4th, 2007 at 2:56 am: “Hey, that’s not true - I don’t drink and I don’t go to strip clubs. All FSM money sits in an account. The pirate ship will happen some day.”
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   Why not start a charity fund? Atheists (well, non-xians in general) being nowhere concerning charity is a statement xians often like to wave about with!
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   Imagine: the victims of Katrina XVI (oops: they are supposed to have different names each time, no?) helped by CoFSM! Or those of Benedict XVI…

7. 227 - November 5th, 2007 at 12:30 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   @henderob Nov 4th, 2007 at 2:56 am
   “Hey, that’s not true - I don’t drink and I don’t go to strip clubs.”
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   I don’t care if you don’t drink or go to strip clubs bobby :) I mostly stick around for the Kool-Aid parties myself ;p

8. 228 - November 5th, 2007 at 12:33 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   Oh and I do believe Bobby will come up with a Pirate ship someday…seriously!
   RAmen

9. 229 - November 5th, 2007 at 1:22 am - storm petrel Says:
   
   

   If you want to start with something small,
   http://www.deadlyphoto.com/photoblog/2007/01/galway_hookers_and_currachs_ro.html saw them racing one year, they go pretty fast, big ship for the open sea and fast little ones for running along the coast anyone?

10. 230 - November 5th, 2007 at 9:11 pm - someone Says:
    
    

    One brilliant man that proved that god, and belived in God is Josh Mcdowell!!!!
    some more Jesus, Peter, Saul, Matthew etc.
    I could go on forever but I wont that would be a waste of my time

11. 231 - November 5th, 2007 at 9:29 pm - El Peatieablo Says:
    
    

    “One brilliant man that proved that god, and belived in God is Josh Mcdowell!!!!”
    I agree. His arguments are so pathetic that he “proved that god” (and I’ll put in the rest that you meant to say) “does not exist.” Why capitalize “Saul” but not “god”? What does “some more Jesus, Peter, Saul, Matthew etc.” mean? Where did I put my toothpaste?!?!?

12. 232 - November 5th, 2007 at 9:48 pm - noname Says:
    
    

    Hokay, soh, here is da earth - ’s chillin. Damn, it’s a sweet earth, you might say? Well… Ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we’re definetly going to blow ourselves up. Hokay, so basically we’ve got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US. With nukes. We’ve got about 2,600 more than anybody else - whatever. Anyway, one day, we decide that those Chinese sons of bitches are going down. Soh, we launch a nuke at China. While it’s on it’s way, China’s like: “Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us? Oh, well - fire missiles!” Then France is like: “Shit, guyz, we gotz the missiles, dey are coming, fire our shit!” “But, I am le-tired.” “Well, have a nap. Den fire de missiles!” Meanwhile, Australia is down there like: “WTF, Mate?” Israel, India and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we’ve got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia’s like: “AAhh Mutherland!!” Then England’s like: “‘Bout that time, then, eh, chaps?” “Right-o.” So, now the U.S. is like: “Fuck, we’re dumbasses.” Canada’s like: “What’s going on, eh?” Australia’s still like: “WTF?” Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like: “Well, fuck that.” Soh, now we’ve got nuclear winter, heveryone’s dead, except Australia, and they’re still like: “WTF?” But they’ll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos. But, assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off of the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too. THE END!

    http://www.endofworld.net/

    Soh, why the fuck are we worrying so much about how the world began, when we should really be paying attention to how the fuck the world is going to end? Don’t you think that this is much more of an imminent subject than some historical figure that may or may not have existed? All satire aside, honestly, put down your dukes (or nukes), and just look out your window. We’ve got many more important things to think about than some fucking Religion vs. Science debate.

13. 233 - November 8th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - spegetti diet lover Says:
    
    

    hey, dude, EVERY religion started in the same place as FSM! thats why jesus was crucified DUMB-ASS!!!

14. 234 - November 13th, 2007 at 3:58 am - ValkyriePariah Says:
    
    

    “Well there was a FSM long ago who created mountains, trees and midgets to populate the earth.” It’s just like saying Donkeys can talk, Pigs can fly and a man named Jesus lives up in the sky….

15. 235 - November 13th, 2007 at 3:59 am - ValkyriePariah Says:
    
    

    fuck you noname

16. 236 - November 13th, 2007 at 4:00 am - ValkyriePariah Says:
    
    

    even if we were destined to blow ourselves up we might as well enjoy what little time we have left.

17. 237 - November 13th, 2007 at 4:02 am - ValkyriePariah Says:
    
    

    And you god damn offended a lot of people. “Chinese sons of bitches”. What the deuce! You obviously don’t know that I am Chinese myself. And learn how to spell you sorry excuse for an American.

18. 238 - November 13th, 2007 at 4:05 am - ValkyriePariah Says:
    
    

    At least we even have the nerve to learn English to be able to communicate with you. It’s a safe bet that you travel to other countries without even learning EVEN a SINGLE word of their language.

19. 239 - November 13th, 2007 at 4:43 am - Pluto Says:
    
    

    @ someone- “One brilliant man that proved that god, and belived in God is Josh Mcdowell!!!!
    some more Jesus, Peter, Saul, Matthew etc.”
    What was his proof?
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    @ noname- I’ve seen the cartoon you’re quoting! Unimpressed, very unimpressed.
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    @ ValkyriePariah- Well done fore learning English. PS Chinese girls are hot! But a lot of their mothers aren’t unfortunately. Oh well can’t win em all.

20. 240 - November 13th, 2007 at 4:47 am - Pluto Says:
    
    

    Good news for those in my area.
    The Royal Navy Theatre Association, Admirals’ Players ‘Return to Treasure Island’
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    The Portsmouth area branch of the Royal Navy Theatre Association, The Admirals’ Players is putting on a pantomime in Fisher Hall; Whale Island called ‘Return to Treasure Island’ which is a tale of pirates and treasure seeking!
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    Tickets are £6 for adults, £3 for students/OAPs.
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    Show dates and times: -
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    Sat 1 December 1500 & 1900
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    Sun 2 December 1500
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    Mon 3 December 1930
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    Tue 4 December 1930
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    Wed 5 December 1930
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    Contact Jill Chalmers on 93832 5620 for further details and ticket availability.
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    The Admirals’ Players consist of service personnel and civilians from anywhere in the Portsmouth area, including HMNB and Fleet HQ
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    And people still think the Royal Navy is anti-pirate?

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