I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?
Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
-Owen
Seriously…Who wants to buy my soul? I promise I haven’t used it. It is brand new.
Besides, I already thought god HAD his day… didn’t he have… I don’t know… like seven of them?
“didn’t he have… I don’t know… like seven of them?”
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Six I think. He pulled a sickie for the last day.
Pussy.
No. Sunday trading meant he couldn’t get the materials on the 7th day so he took the day off.
Isn’t that just a ploy so contractors can charge for extra time since the job’s not done?
@Owen
“I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions.”
Why isn’t it? Have you read the I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts? Sound advise I’d say!
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“Why exactly did you begin this religion (?)”
Why does anyone start a religion? Read the open letter and I think that will explain all.
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“This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others?”
Why do Christians want to take other people hopes and beliefs away just because they don’t match their own? Religion is like a packet of crisps. Many different flavours. There doesn’t have to be a “right” or a “wrong” one. The only difference is this religion has a free toy inside!
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“Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists”
Not at all.
But there are also just as many intelligent men and women who have come to the conclusion god doesn’t exist. Or maybe it was just a FSM.
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“…this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face.”
Not sure I agree about that.
I was having a conversation the other day with my friends about who is the hottest. Danni Minogue or Kylie Minogue. I personally find that a far more interesting subject.
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RAmen
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I went for Danni Minogue!
Oh god not another student………..
Who’s beliefs are being robbed from them?!?!?!
@Davros the Dalek dude
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Danni ay? Because she’s actually the prettier (’cos she aint) or because she’s probably the hottest in the sack (’cos I bet she is)?
Obviously you would for both of them and at the same time?
“Take me now Spaghetti Monster because it can only be downhill from here!”
@Davros the Dalek dude
“Religion is like a packet of crisps. Many different flavours. There doesn’t have to be a “right” or a “wrong” one.”
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I was just checking the God listings at Godchecker and a gross oversight of His Noodlyness has come to my attention. The FSM is NOT listed on Godchecker!
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http://www.godchecker.com/
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This is an outrage! I’ve emailed them!
Bloody heathens!!
I emailed them just now, too. We can’t ignore the injustice of ignoring the FSM (Parmesan Be Upon Him).
“but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others?”
if you were to inform a child that eating candy rots your teeth, is it considered taking candy from a baby?
have u seen god? it sure as hell makes more sense to have an asexual spaghetti monster god then a man or a woman
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Danni is clearly dirty! (and I mean that in a good way)
Always get the feeling she’s give you a night you’d never forget!
taking hope away?
Us: *knock knock knock*
Christian: What? It’s the pastafarians!!!
Us: Give us your hope NOW!
Christian: No, It’s mine!
Us: *starts beating christian with club*
Please now. We’re no more offensive as any other religion.
@Davros the Dalek dude Oct 27th, 2007 at 5:51 am
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I agree. This must be what religious faith is like. Even though neither of us can prove it, we know with every fibre of our body that Danni is a fantastic lay.
The only difference is we are almost certainly correct and other religious types are almost certainly wrong.
In parallel to that piece to find out which parts of the brain are used for religious revelation I wonder if there are any parts of the male brain NOT used to think about haing rampant sex with one of the Minogue sisters.
@ Opey - I am with you in killing of the Emos….it was going to be last weekends activity but we goths went drinking and partying instead..
@PP
Being horny is great, just tell people your a nympomanic and they love it. Loved the ” Does ADD makes you think of sex way too much? Unfortunately not, you think about sex all the time. Means you can focus.
Where do i sent the donations?(for New England fund)
@ Davros the Dalek dude
Danni is so much better looking then her sister.
What? By that reasoning, every religion exists to “take hope” from people, since they all technically want you to belong to them and not other religions.
Talk about arrogance. Sheesh.
all religions are about power and control and money for the males that head them.
except for the Church of the Spagetti Monster.
it is a pasta for the masses.
as the ‘door mouse’ said ‘FEED YOUR HEAD’ .
and if you cant then feed you stomach.
Yes, CoFSM is only about one of those - money for the males that head them.
You do know that Bobby Henderson doesn’t have a proper job and spends the t-shirt money on beer and strippers?
That’s exactly the same thing many TV Evangelists do, but at least Bobby is honest about where the money goes.