I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?
Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
-Owen
@ Aristotle- “They’re both the same letter.”
These people clearly lack originality.
Lacking originality? I’ve never seen some1 send the same hatemail twice, I’d geuss its quite original.
Aris.
“This letter us quite familiar. I think I’ve seen it before…. :S”
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You read the funny things that Bobby posts to start completely unrelated rants?
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Well done you!
ADD is that an STD?
Attention deficit disorder, so it can be related to sex, or any other distraction, like a shiny object
Yup… that’s why people with the ADD have to have sex in rooms completely devoid of shiny objects…
no chains or handcuffs.
Well those keep them from getting distracted and getting up and walking away!
You’ll just have to use non-shiny bits of fabric instead…
I think so, I picked up ADD from a hooker in Guam, thank you Flying Spagghetti Monster! i will never have to listen to another boring lecture when I’m at… I never could skateboard I always fell on my ….. huh I’m getting a little hungry.. Oh yeah The Church of The Almighty Flying Spaghetti gave me hope for tomorrow and gave me another reason to hate godless Emos. Join us Owen we know you want to.
I think I have ADD. Does ADD makes you think of sex way too much?
Like…waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much?
No Pam that’s just being good old fashion horny! ADD means you lose interest with stuff and go off on one. My older brother had it and it was hell. He’d spend his time winding me up, making fires in the garden and all kinds of other mad/stupid shit.
Do us all a favour and stay horny!
He’d spend his time winding me up, making fires in the garden and all kinds of other mad/stupid shit.
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That was called being a twat in my day.
If you can KEEP thinking about sex continuously throught the day… then no. If you think about sex and then.. you know what, I think I need to wear jean tomorrow with that sweater I bought yesterday… I still have to go pick up milk at the store… that was funny yesterday when I opened the fridge and my dog grabbed the beer can… I remember this one time…. what was I thinking about? Oh yeah, sex…
oh, ok..
I think I will just keep horny for you, Pluto. =)
God will have his day… right now we are purging the decrepids… we should just drop the A bomb - fry the suckers! The Catholic church will reign supreme! We need to take care of those impure… be they Jew, or Black… Jap or Chinese… Middle Eastern towel heads… The time is now. I am just in Florida and the crap I see here is discusting… if they cannot speak english… swim back! I am tired of all the crap… I was raised on Long Island where everyone knew everyone… and when someone who did not belong came in… we took em out. Those who do not believe… need to burn! The time has come!
Is this another one of those jokes like on the rest of the boards?
What’s the punch line?
You know, I live in Florida. He doesn’t surprise me. People here get too much sun.
Death!!!!!!!!!