Is this a joke? Why are you so anti-Christian that you would go so far as to try and make the government not teach any creation theory? We have heard enough outta Darwin about how the earth “evolved”. He even admitted that what he wrote he did not believe. So, that leaves Pastafarianism and Christianity. To start, how many people are seriously going to take pasta as their lord? It’s just so rediculous. That’s all I can say. Not to mention that the more science reveales, the more it backs the Bible up. Now, on the last note, and this kinda applys to all “religions” (k, that brings up another note…) Christianity is the only “religion” that has a saviour to come and rescue his people. Every other religion, and I refer to them as religion of purpose, has prophets going around and telling people about their “god”. Our God actually sent his son to die for us, as well as prophets. Now, on the religion thing. Christianity is more than religion. It is THE way. It is how we live our life. You can be a “Christian” and do rituals and stuff like that, or you can be a Christian, and you just do what God has told you to do. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t pray because the Bible says to, I mean, don’t do things out of show, rather do them because you really love Jesus.
-Adam
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Oh yeah! well my god actually came down to earth himself!!! he didn’t send his son or some such garbage.
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Who is your god?
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“Christianity is the only ‘religion’ that has a saviour to come and rescue his people. Every other religion, and I refer to them as religion of purpose, has prophets going around and telling people about their ‘god’.”
Why does everyone have to diss on the Jews? :(
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I happen to agree with Adam. It’s common sense.
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Common sense?? Oh dear! Oh dear…
Can you explain exactly what in Adam’s post is common sense?
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How the hell is all that common sense?
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1 We don’t hate christians, we have nothing against them, just the people who come on here winging about how we’re going to hell and all that. And even then it’s nothing to do with their religion, it’s the fact they’re trying to push it on us.
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2 “He even admitted that what he wrote he did not believe. So, that leaves Pastafarianism and Christianity.” Hmm…even if Darwin did say that, it wouldn’t mean it was wrong, he just didn’t believe in it. And even so ‘that leaves christianity and pastafarianism’ are you so naively ignorant you’re going to agree with this?! There are hundred of other religions just as crazy as our two
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3 As you can see from this website alot of people believe in the Spaghedeity, why should it be any worse than a religion involving people with wings and a giant old man in the sky?
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grr
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I have a problem with Christianity.
It’s a lot of foolish nonsense and it would deny reason to argue that believing foolish nonsense doesn’t reflect on the people who believe it.
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I don’t hate Christians but because they are clearly fools you have to treat their opinion and judgment with the same suspicion as you would anyone you knew to be a fool.
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You should certainly think twice about electing people to office that have strong religious views.
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Tony Blair has admitted only now that he knows people would treat him with caution if they knew what (by his own words) a religious nutter he is.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7111620.stm
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Remember we tolerate religion, we don’t have to admire it or admire the people who believe it. That would be silly given that religion is harmful nonsense.
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@ The Individual With the Symbol Above 11:25 4:00 PM
Here in Colorado, U.S.A., it is Sunday, November 25, 2007; and the time on the clock is 8:58 AM. How then can you have posted your letter – supposedly timed in the afternoon – before what I write here?
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Would you say that, for me to “believe” that you were a real person, whose posting arrives with some rather blatently inherent impossibilities in its presentation, is nothing more than being a “fool”, dealing with nothing more than “foolish nonsense”? Do you actually exist? Where? In what alternate time-frame?
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How much of Christianity have you actually studied?
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And do you include Galileo, Giordano Bruno, Teilhard de Chardin, and even such as George Washington, and Patrick Henry, among your classification of “fools” whom you need not admire, either in person or in “judgment and opinion”, because of their religious belief?
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In truth, sir, you sound very much like a somewhat better educated – perhaps High School graduate – version of the original letter writer; but your “tolerance” is really a very thinly veiled hate message for all that.
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@Pluto – The one thing this line of postings has produced to a point of excellence is the collection of jokes. You have outdone yourself with the poetry on the Aristotle line; but everything here is “gold medal” quality, to say the least.
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Thanks for the “leaven” of good laughter. It well serves to keep the noodliness palatable.
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And, how did AM Colorado time get shifted to PM website time to begin with, as well as over half an hour off local clocks here?
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Old Grouch,
I don’t want to get in to the historical figures business, because in oppressed times and periods of limited understanding then clearly people can be forgiven for being wrong.
We know a lot more about the world today.
On a level social playing field intelligent educated people don’t believe in God.
It’s for backward poorly educated people or people with dreadful judgment or some domineering influence in their lives.
If you look in to your heart you’ll realise even from where you’re sitting there is far more evidence that I exist that Jesus (in the son of God and a virgin, died and resurrected form) did.
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It’s a crazy thing to believe with so little evidence to support it. Crazy and foolish and appeals to ancient authorities aren’t going to help you. Please note that 19th century onwards the really brilliant minds had no time for this nonsense.
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I think they are fools not for what they believe but why they come to believe it. You cant make these wild unfounded assertions about God and Jesus and so on and expect to be taken seriously.
It’s crazy talk.
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@Old Grouch
I stopped trying to figure out the clocks a long time ago. Some of my posts are off not just by hours, but by minutes, so I don’t think it’s a time zone issue. A while back I don’t even think chronological order was maintained.
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“And do you include Galileo, Giordano Bruno, Teilhard de Chardin, and even such as George Washington, and Patrick Henry, among your classification of “fools” whom you need not admire, either in person or in “judgment and opinion”, because of their religious belief?”
I respect them because of the stuff they did, not because of their religion (I don’t really know or care what the religious views of most of them were). ۞ was saying that you don’t have to respect the religious people, but you can if you want. Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t the first to a bit disliked by the church?
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Do you have a problem with crazy talk? I hope not. If you do, I’ll have to break open my mechanical pencil and throw the graphite at you (after tripping you with a flounder, of course).
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Yea I am still trying to figure out how adam’s post if common sence, by the way pluto adn everyone else who is telling these jokes I’m dying over here
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“Our God send his son to die for us…”
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Then Dubya “must” be like a god. He is is sending your sons and daughters to die for you. Not for your sins, but for his oil.
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Latest Rumor: He is trading for Euros or is it Euroes.
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@Old Grouch..Remember matey when you are dealing with the Great FSM that you are also dealing with the CyberSpace/Time Continuum. Time as well as life is like a plate of spaghetti (Hail FSM) when you pick up a strand you never know where it will lead. Sometimes it leads to a beer volcano, sometimes to a high seas adventure. The bottom line is when it has to do with his Noodliness, who cares about time? We have all the time in the universe and more. “So party on Dude. And be excellent with one another.” (A quote from Bill and Ted) I don’t make’m up I ple..er..Plag…steal’m.
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“You can be a “Christian” and do rituals and stuff like that, or you can be a Christian, and you just do what God has told you to do. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t pray because the Bible says to, I mean, don’t do things out of show, rather do them because you really love Jesus.”
*And what did God say to do? Keep Sabbath holy (thats a ritual). when i was part of the methodist church, we had to take the euchrist which is also a ritual born from the act that Jesus performed by multiplying the bread and fish. I’d say that Christianity is heavily based on rituals as much as any other religions, don go around thinking that you are better than other Christian’s just because of faith, it isn’t one of the other, you have to do both (not by works and through faith you will do the works of God, either way you’re doing both). (I think Fear is a great part of the ritual as well, Burn in Hell! and not to mention recreation of the Passion of the Christ in every church I know…)
“Every other religion, and I refer to them as religion of purpose, has prophets going around and telling people about their “god”. Our God actually sent his son to die for us, as well as prophets.”
*obviously not true. it looks like someone needs to see the buddhist monks set themselves on fire to become martyrs in order to demonstrate for human rights… and seriously, did you know that prophets from your supposed “religion of purpose” have also been killed for their religion, i’m pretty sure that their God sent them to die for his/her believers as well. And beside, the bible itself said that God sent Jesus to die, not the prophets the prophets died as a result of collateral damage. (you’ll get the joke sooner or later)
“Not to mention that the more science reveales, the more it backs the Bible up”
*Not true, some of the chapters of the Bible are under trial fo validity problems. Matthew is dated by science to be 75-100 AD/CE which means that it is 35-40 years after the death of Christ…every heard of the game telephone? or have you ever tried remembering something traumatic in your life 30-45 years after it happened? i havent because i havent lived that long and i sure as heck cant remember key parts of what happened during 9/11 and that wasn’t even too long ago. did you know that the catholics were afraid of what i have just mentioned so they set the actual written date to 35-45 AD/CE? hmm kinda convenient isn’t it? If you;ve read the Bible as well, you’ll notice that the it says that the words are from God GIVEN to PEOPLE (who are prone to MISTAKES)…
“We have heard enough outta Darwin about how the earth “evolved”. He even admitted that what he wrote he did not believe.”
*every heard of Galileo, know what almost happened to him just because he came up with a theory that would destory ID? The Christians forced him to recant his discovery… poor Darwin…
“To start, how many people are seriously going to take pasta as their lord?”
*I would at around 1am in the morning when i get hungry, i see him floating in front of me, telling me to savor his noodly goodness…
“Christianity is the only “religion” that has a saviour to come and rescue his people.”
*His people? do you mean the gentile or the Jews because there is a fine line when you say the word “people” (I can attest to that, “you people…uh oh…”)?
“Why are you so anti-Christian that you would go so far as to try and make the government not teach any creation theory?”
*And why are you so pro-Christian that you would so so far as to try to make the government teach any creation theory? Come On, I can ask you the same questions back…
Some little fun facts about the bible that they wouldn’t teach you…
Matthew is written with word choices and sentence structures similar to Luke and Mark which meant it borrowed from other texts rather than being an original recounting of the event. The original Matthew was written in Greek because Matthew wrote to the Gentile not the Jew, which means the original was not in Hebrew contrary to what scholars believed. Darius did not exists during the time when the Book of David was written, it is believed by scholars that when the europeans rewrote/reinterpreted the documents that they added Darius. Christianity is largely a mix of religions, the concept of heaven and hell came from Zoroastrianism and the God came from judaism and the prophets are shared between Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. There is a mentioning of a Messiah who would come to save mankind, the Christians believed it is Christ (look at the name), and the Jews didn’t so who’s right? And if God was going to end the Earth later on in an Apocalypse, he should have done that with Moses already, I mean come on, he knows all which means NO changing your mind… (A jealous Angry God + A Humble Loving God= A Bipolar God, Jesus get some Prozac or something). Many of the Chrisitian holidays weren’t even originally Chrisitian, Christmas was a pagan holiday and the Christian church wanted to stamp it out so rather than completely banning it, they created their own tradition to substitute for the pagan one. That way, the paganists would then accept Christianity with less apprehension. Easter is actually a Pagan Spring Rite, the bunnies and the eggs represent fertility and has nothing to do with Jesus…and honestly, i’d much rather have a flying spaghetti monster as a religious symbol rather than a torture device (its great for marketing too, imaging telling your kids that the Romans killed people with the thing around their necks)
All praise his savory sauce!
All praise our nutritious carbohydrate creator!
All praise his noodly goodness!
RAmen
-Big Jay
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I am saying that accept that society should tolerate religion but I think it is ridiculous to respect it.
It is bad if politicians think they are more answerable to ‘God’ than the electorate. Particularly since ‘God’ is a figmant of their own imagination and actually themselves!’ they are apointing themselves as a law unto themselves.
It is also bad because they are also likely to be making decisions based not on reason but some evidenceless religious conviction.
It is even worse if they conceal these influences when standing for office.
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It is a very bad idea to vote for people with strong religious beliefs. They’re nutters and who knows what craziness they will take on as policy?
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funky symbol Dude!
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You are funky back!
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I’m nver funky far away.
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Where the funk have you been?
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Omg i totally believe in this!!!! I was just wondering if i could get a shirt For FREee that would be AWSOME!!!!! &&& id totally get some more believers
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the FSM has come for me please im scared what should i dooo about this …….Oh && i got 9000 on the game i think i should get a free TEE Shirt … :D hehe. Pretty please
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nothing about fsm is anti chrstian. but christianity is antiFSM. becasue they diss the beast (and its noodely appedages)in revalation. also cake is good too and they never acknowledge this in the bible.
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Yes, Adam we take pasta as our Lord, cause every twenty-first century human being in a democracy needs a “Lord”. FSM is our Lord and Liege, our supreme master. We can not so much as use the rest room without orders from FSM.
When we want to decide what school we want to go to, what career we will choose, who we’ll marry, when we’ll have kids—we just pray to FSM, and, even though he puts nothing in writing, he answers our questions. Can’t you just feel him using his noodly appendages to move our neurons around and thereby “making up our minds”. Ah, the power of prayer…
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Since it’s all been left to Pastafarians and Christianity, waddya say to a steel cage death match, Vince McMahonm could get the broadcasting rights.
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Am I to understand that because God put “boots on the ground (or did J.C. wear sandals) that it is the one true faith?
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so what im sayin is that, there can be christianity AND FSM!!!!!!
maybe god took the form of a flying spaghetti monster in the revalation!!!!
im a proud catholic/pastafarian
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either the midgets of the government can teach all creation theories, or none. This must include ours.
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first off, anyone who honestly think these people worship a pasta monster are full blown idiots. they don’t really think that it created the earth or anything. they promote it as a symbol of anti-creationism. pastafarians are saying that christianity just as ridiculous as believing there is a pasta monster in the sky.
secondly, just because u were taught your whole life that there is a god and jesus and all that crap doesn’t make it real or diminish any other religion. if i told my kids from the time they were born that a giant teddy bear was in the sky and if they are good and give me money their whole lives they will go live with this teddy bear when they die and not burn in a fiery pit for eternity u bet your ass they would do anything i said. that is what christianity is. faith out of fear and ignorance. congratulations.
oh, and science doesn’t back up the bible. AT ALL. it says that people lived that long ago and that there was a guy names jesus. but there were hundreds of other prophets around at that time and and if u believe in magic like a little kid who says none of those other guys could do what “jesus” did?
you have just been believing something that you’ve been told your whole life out of ignorance.
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i snuggle with jesus
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“the more science reveales, the more it backs the Bible up.”
Wow, wow, wow, wow…. Wow…. Why was I not told of this sooner! Dammit the last 5 years of my life as a scientist have been a waste!
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Anti-Christian>? Didn’t GEORGE BUSH HIMSELF disallow being taught the Darwinian Theory of Evoloution in our school?
Your being hypocritical now.
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Yes lets all sit and listen to what god tells us do to do like good little mindless dogs who cannot think for themselves.
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You are so deep in what is known as the “False Consensus Effect” that its almost not worth my time to reply to you.
Evolution is supported by evidence, I have seen many creationists bring up their points and I’m not impressed because they are all flawed. Each thing that “disproves” evolution that I have seen is just creationist dogma, it is either completely made up, exaggerated, misquoted, or it attacks outdated data that is old, often dating back to Darwin himself, the guy lived 150 years ago; he was close but we have changed a few things since then because its what we do in the scientific method, we allow for change. This is something christianity doesn’t do and for a very long time it killed anyone that came up with contradicting evidence. For Example: Galileo that said the Earth was not the center of the Universe, the church wanted to kill him.
And even it Darwin didn’t believe it it doesn’t matter, all the evidence points towards it and noone has offered GOOD evidence against it. He probably didn’t want to believe it because he wanted something that proved genesis was correct, but all he found was evidence for evolution; and like a good scientist he published what he found whether he liked it or not.
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I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
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Actually what you are refering to in darwins speech is his rhetoric opening, used to grab attention, misquoted by idiots all the time dont worry about it.
And by the way science has NEVER backed up the bible, the bible is constantly being changed in countless reprintings to suit what scinece has found that disproves the previous entries.
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How does science back up the bible…? Evolution refutes genesis, the big bang refutes genesis. Science has literally revealed so many inaccuracies in the bible it wouldn’t be prudent to even try listing all of them here.
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