Comments on: fsm? what? http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: The Strainer http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-787525 The Strainer Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:49:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-787525 Dear Tina, Excellent point, religion shouldn't just be based on hearsay. But I have a question for you, why wouldn't the FSM take the form of a flying spaghetti monster?? RAmen Dear Tina,

Excellent point, religion shouldn’t just be based on hearsay. But I have a question for you, why wouldn’t the FSM take the form of a flying spaghetti monster??

RAmen

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]]> By: Me http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-406743 Me Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:21:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-406743 well notice that "Ramen" is close to "Amen" and Roman Catholic was made first, it seems to me that the creator of this "Spaggheti" monster just copied it so they could make fun of it, but why just Christianity and Catholic, why did he just "choose" to make fun of this religion which every religion isn't incredibly believable, i only believe in god, because theres no point in NOT believing in him, but i just think this guy made it because he likes noodles lol, but hey i like noodles too! and hey! maybe Jesus is friends with the monster and they play cards or something together! lol well notice that “Ramen” is close to “Amen” and Roman Catholic was made first, it seems to me that the creator of this “Spaggheti” monster just copied it so they could make fun of it, but why just Christianity and Catholic, why did he just “choose” to make fun of this religion which every religion isn’t incredibly believable, i only believe in god, because theres no point in NOT believing in him, but i just think this guy made it because he likes noodles lol, but hey i like noodles too! and hey! maybe Jesus is friends with the monster and they play cards or something together! lol

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]]> By: Louis Linguine http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-259167 Louis Linguine Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:05:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-259167 “I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true.” So what Tina is saying here is that she needs a little bit more than hearsay to believe in His Noodliness. Does not the fact that the main books of the Bible were written a long time after the events therein took place make them hearsay? And yet Tina believes. And you cant just go around making up religions, can't you? If it wasn't for the Jews concocting the Old Testament from thin air and then people who weren't even alive during Jesus' time writing the New Testament then there would be no Bible at all. And as for shoving things down peoples' throats, had Constantine not ditched paganism and decided to shove Christianity down everyone's throat then I would not have had to spend an hour a week of my formative years bored shitless listening to some old fella speaking Latin. So there. “I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true.”

So what Tina is saying here is that she needs a little bit more than hearsay to believe in His Noodliness. Does not the fact that the main books of the Bible were written a long time after the events therein took place make them hearsay? And yet Tina believes. And you cant just go around making up religions, can’t you? If it wasn’t for the Jews concocting the Old Testament from thin air and then people who weren’t even alive during Jesus’ time writing the New Testament then there would be no Bible at all. And as for shoving things down peoples’ throats, had Constantine not ditched paganism and decided to shove Christianity down everyone’s throat then I would not have had to spend an hour a week of my formative years bored shitless listening to some old fella speaking Latin. So there.

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]]> By: neal http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-253879 neal Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:35:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-253879 If you were of a mind to believe in a religion, why wouldn't you choose anything other than Xtainity. Wouldn't you rather be a Wiccan dancing naked in the moonlight and flying on a broomstick, or a pastafarian worshipping at the stripper factory. The Judeo-Chrisitian-Islamic god is just no fun at all. He dreary, angry, judgemental, demanding, humorless, and always reminding us of everything he done for us-like nailing his own kid to a tree in his underroos to make up for our remote ancestors fuck up when he's not killing us and our little dogs too. Does anyone think he can throw a good party, given his track record? Who the hell do you think he'd sit you next to at your first dinner party in the afterlife. Probably James Dobson or George Bush. And do you think "W" will be a more scintillating conversationalist in the afterlife than he is in our current life? Plus, how much you wanna bet his table manners are atrocious? Better to go in another direction, there is some hot new age babe waiting to take you into her arms (among other places) if you convert to Wicca or FSM. And if you wind up going to hell, how much you wanna bet Hefner or Bil Maher tells some hilarious stories. If you were of a mind to believe in a religion, why wouldn’t you choose anything other than Xtainity. Wouldn’t you rather be a Wiccan dancing naked in the moonlight and flying on a broomstick, or a pastafarian worshipping at the stripper factory. The Judeo-Chrisitian-Islamic god is just no fun at all. He dreary, angry, judgemental, demanding, humorless, and always reminding us of everything he done for us-like nailing his own kid to a tree in his underroos to make up for our remote ancestors fuck up when he’s not killing us and our little dogs too. Does anyone think he can throw a good party, given his track record? Who the hell do you think he’d sit you next to at your first dinner party in the afterlife. Probably James Dobson or George Bush. And do you think “W” will be a more scintillating conversationalist in the afterlife than he is in our current life? Plus, how much you wanna bet his table manners are atrocious? Better to go in another direction, there is some hot new age babe waiting to take you into her arms (among other places) if you convert to Wicca or FSM. And if you wind up going to hell, how much you wanna bet Hefner or Bil Maher tells some hilarious stories.

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]]> By: Fregory http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-252311 Fregory Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:54:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-252311 Well, as far as Buddhism's concerned (at least in the Theravada sect), treating Siddhartha Gautama as an enlightened individual might technically be opinion, but not in the way you're thinking, Alex. It's not like they profess him to be a God--it's more like, "Hey, here's a guy who lived his life in a very noble way and set an example for having a peaceful and fulfilling life." Well, as far as Buddhism’s concerned (at least in the Theravada sect), treating Siddhartha Gautama as an enlightened individual might technically be opinion, but not in the way you’re thinking, Alex. It’s not like they profess him to be a God–it’s more like, “Hey, here’s a guy who lived his life in a very noble way and set an example for having a peaceful and fulfilling life.”

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]]> By: Alex Thomas http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-250043 Alex Thomas Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:23:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-250043 Isn't the bible people's opinions and basically every other religion opinion? You don't have any evidence, neither do the Hindus, Buddhists or any body. ANYBODY! Isn’t the bible people’s opinions and basically every other religion opinion? You don’t have any evidence, neither do the Hindus, Buddhists or any body. ANYBODY!

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]]> By: Brendan http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-248881 Brendan Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:05:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-248881 I like how she says that you don't have enough information on there, but seemingly hasn't read the FAQ. I like how she says that you don’t have enough information on there, but seemingly hasn’t read the FAQ.

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]]> By: KCBikerPhotog http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-247017 KCBikerPhotog Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:35:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-247017 My favorite line in her letter: "People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons." That is funny in so many ways that it makes my sides hurt. My favorite line in her letter: “People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons.”

That is funny in so many ways that it makes my sides hurt.

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]]> By: Seeker of the Truth http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-245546 Seeker of the Truth Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:57:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-245546 I know this is a bit old, but remember we are dealing with the CyberSpace/Time Continuum here. . Ref: Wench Nikkiee Oct 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 am, the word "canards". I use to own a Canardly. It when down the hill okay, but (wait for it).........................................it Canardly get up the next. . I don't make'm up, I ple...er...plag...steal'm. . RAmen I know this is a bit old, but remember we are dealing with the CyberSpace/Time Continuum here.
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Ref: Wench Nikkiee Oct 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 am, the word “canards”. I use to own a Canardly. It when down the hill okay, but (wait for it)…………………………………..it Canardly get up the next.
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I don’t make’m up, I ple…er…plag…steal’m.
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RAmen

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-239588 Teh Spag-worshipper Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:48:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-239588 "I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions." Because the Gospels are /soo/ much more than that. In case you hadn't noticed, they're all how the Apostles interpreted Jesus' actions. If you're going to believe, like the Muslims, that God actually dictated the books word for word, then fine and good, that's more than just somebody's opinion. But Christianity actually says that those books were written by men. Plus, of course, the whole editing that went on a few centuries afterwards, and the fact that something will certainly have been lost in translation. I don't know what, but then, if I did, it would hardly be 'lost', would it? So what makes that so much more valid? Is it just because it's your holy book, so you believe it implicitly? If so, why shouldn't we believe this website implicitly? (I don't, by the way. I require proof of FSM's existence. But I see it everywhere! By the way, has anyone noticed how much headphone cables resemble His noodly appendages?) . "Did you make this religion just to make fun of others or do you really believe it?" Define 'believe'. It's certainly not much more ridiculous than thinking that Man looks like an invisible being and is made out of mud. Which, if you take Genesis literally, is what you will find. @Rowan C RAmen to that! “I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions.”
Because the Gospels are /soo/ much more than that. In case you hadn’t noticed, they’re all how the Apostles interpreted Jesus’ actions. If you’re going to believe, like the Muslims, that God actually dictated the books word for word, then fine and good, that’s more than just somebody’s opinion. But Christianity actually says that those books were written by men. Plus, of course, the whole editing that went on a few centuries afterwards, and the fact that something will certainly have been lost in translation. I don’t know what, but then, if I did, it would hardly be ‘lost’, would it?
So what makes that so much more valid? Is it just because it’s your holy book, so you believe it implicitly? If so, why shouldn’t we believe this website implicitly? (I don’t, by the way. I require proof of FSM’s existence. But I see it everywhere! By the way, has anyone noticed how much headphone cables resemble His noodly appendages?)
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“Did you make this religion just to make fun of others or do you really believe it?”
Define ‘believe’. It’s certainly not much more ridiculous than thinking that Man looks like an invisible being and is made out of mud. Which, if you take Genesis literally, is what you will find.

@Rowan C
RAmen to that!

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]]> By: Rowan C http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-238801 Rowan C Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:33:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-238801 No, my dear, it's not the cabbage you should be praying to. It's the Tiramisu. Good god, you believe that some really bored old guy made man from mud. MUD! Why is that so much more believable than the FSM? This at least gives a reason why the carbon dating doesn't work. No, my dear, it’s not the cabbage you should be praying to. It’s the Tiramisu.

Good god, you believe that some really bored old guy made man from mud. MUD! Why is that so much more believable than the FSM? This at least gives a reason why the carbon dating doesn’t work.

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]]> By: Michael http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-237314 Michael Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:36:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-237314 A quote from the above article: "I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true." Hey Tina (or whoever wrote that piece of hate-mail), THAT'S THE POINT OF THE FSM!! People can say the same thing about "god", and what evidence would you or anyone have of his/her possible existence in ANY point in time? NONE. ZERO. You could say that the world was created by "god" in six days and he took the seventh off, and created a man first and then a woman from his rib, but that doesn't make it true either. The creator of the FSM is simply comparing is to "god": he might exist, he might not. In the meantime, KEEP YOUR RELIGION TO YOURSELF AND DON'T USE IT TO JUSTIFY YOUR POLITICAL ACTIONS!!!!!! A quote from the above article:

“I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true.”

Hey Tina (or whoever wrote that piece of hate-mail), THAT’S THE POINT OF THE FSM!! People can say the same thing about “god”, and what evidence would you or anyone have of his/her possible existence in ANY point in time? NONE. ZERO. You could say that the world was created by “god” in six days and he took the seventh off, and created a man first and then a woman from his rib, but that doesn’t make it true either. The creator of the FSM is simply comparing is to “god”: he might exist, he might not. In the meantime, KEEP YOUR RELIGION TO YOURSELF AND DON’T USE IT TO JUSTIFY YOUR POLITICAL ACTIONS!!!!!!

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]]> By: John http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-236062 John Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:22:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-236062 WAAHAHHAHAHAHH SHE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY!? WAHhahahaha that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hillarious, I actually needed capital letters to express how funny it is. People SUCK! WAAHAHHAHAHAHH SHE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY!?
WAHhahahaha that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hillarious, I actually needed capital letters to express how funny it is. People SUCK!

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]]> By: ValkyriePariah http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-235807 ValkyriePariah Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:26:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-235807 We never shoved it down anyones throat. Like you said before. You just stumbled upon our site. At least pastafarians have come up with some real proof for the noodly one's existence. So why don't you give me some actual proof of your almighty god. And no we did not make this religion to make fun of others we made this religion to have fun ourselves. You don't have to take it seriously if you don't want to. It'a all for FUN. . Cuz remember! . F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for Anywhere and anytime at all down here in the great big earth??? - Spongebob Squarepants. . And if we don't make sense to you may I apply that to your Deity. He doesn't make any sense to me either. We never shoved it down anyones throat. Like you said before. You just stumbled upon our site. At least pastafarians have come up with some real proof for the noodly one’s existence. So why don’t you give me some actual proof of your almighty god. And no we did not make this religion to make fun of others we made this religion to have fun ourselves. You don’t have to take it seriously if you don’t want to. It’a all for FUN.
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Cuz remember!
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F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all down here in the great big earth??? – Spongebob Squarepants.
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And if we don’t make sense to you may I apply that to your Deity. He doesn’t make any sense to me either.

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]]> By: Ian the Weeder http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-235734 Ian the Weeder Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:23:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-235734 errrrrr Tina?????? Maybe,...just maybe there might be a point here that you`re missing? errrrrr Tina?????? Maybe,…just maybe there might be a point here that you`re missing?

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]]> By: fatty http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-233570 fatty Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:20:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-233570 about ur complaints on the evidence what the hell is the bible peoples opinions yes thats rite u heard about ur complaints on the evidence what the hell is the bible peoples opinions

yes thats rite u heard

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]]> By: ms.gypsy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-233120 ms.gypsy Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:58:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-233120 <i>the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage</i> Holy crap! The secret is out! Man that gates, people, they're on to us! the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage

Holy crap! The secret is out! Man that gates, people, they’re on to us!

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]]> By: Devoted Pastafarian http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-232287 Devoted Pastafarian Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:34:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-232287 Deconstruction thus begins... "You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats." No one is shoving pasta down anyone's throat. No one. There is no forced evangelism going on, nor are people going door-to-door, proselytizing the Divine Holiness of His Noodly Appendage. "If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true." Ah, but it could be True if you had faith that it was true. " if the FSM is god and is the ultimate being in the universe, why would it take the form of a flying spaghetti monster." What? You think a dead guy nailed to a cross is convincing? Puhlease! "People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons." Unlikely. The Mormons are much better known than us simple Pastafarians. Besides, unlike the Mormons, we don't bang on people's doors at 10 am in the morning. Ever. In fact, we don't proselytize at all. "If you’re trying to convert people put more information on the site, cause I looked at it and it still makes no sense to me." All you need if faith. Believe! And His Noodly Appendage will stroke you lovingly. Deconstruction thus begins…

“You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats.”

No one is shoving pasta down anyone’s throat. No one. There is no forced evangelism going on, nor are people going door-to-door, proselytizing the Divine Holiness of His Noodly Appendage.

“If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true.”

Ah, but it could be True if you had faith that it was true.

” if the FSM is god and is the ultimate being in the universe, why would it take the form of a flying spaghetti monster.”

What? You think a dead guy nailed to a cross is convincing? Puhlease!

“People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons.”

Unlikely. The Mormons are much better known than us simple Pastafarians. Besides, unlike the Mormons, we don’t bang on people’s doors at 10 am in the morning. Ever. In fact, we don’t proselytize at all.

“If you’re trying to convert people put more information on the site, cause I looked at it and it still makes no sense to me.”

All you need if faith. Believe! And His Noodly Appendage will stroke you lovingly.

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]]> By: Pavlos http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-231716 Pavlos Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:25:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-231716 "If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true." Well done, well done! Revelation is within your grasp. Keep working on it and the Great Hidden Truth of Pastafarianism can be yours. “If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true.”

Well done, well done! Revelation is within your grasp. Keep working on it and the Great Hidden Truth of Pastafarianism can be yours.

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]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what/#comment-231585 Alchemist Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:06:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/21/fsm-what.htm#comment-231585 <em>My Mom used to shove cabbage down my throat, is there a connection there???</em> . A bloody weird one if there is :D My Mom used to shove cabbage down my throat, is there a connection there???
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A bloody weird one if there is :D

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