I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap. You love to make comments on people’s hate mail, fair enough its their fault for caring about your pitiful cult. No matter I am sure that your Spag monster will satisfy your pitiful sad lives.
-reflector
I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap.
Published by Bobby Henderson October 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 308 Comments
308 Responses to “I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap.”
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Yeah, he DOES satisfy our pitifully sad lives. Why try to take that away from us? surely use of the word “pitiful” implies some measure of pity… evidently not enough, seeing as how you took the time out of your buy schedule to ruin a religion.
I think you should take a minute to reflect on what a dick you are, “reflector”.
While you’re at it, why not find out how commas can be used to separate main and subordinate clauses?
I think you meant:
“I like what use guys do[COMMA] but most of the time you just bring up crap.”
not “I like what use guys do but most of the time[COMMA] you just bring up crap.”
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I’m sorry.
I would like to issue a formal apology.
I meant to say “…of your busy schedule”
I hope I got your hopes up about getting a REAL apology then, “reflector”. Hopefully you’re such a slow reader you had time to get really exited about the prospect of being apologised to.
Man, I’m a bastard.
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@reflector
Pitifully sad lives is one thing, but I’m HAPPY! Happy happy happy! Nobody this hyper will ever have a ’sad’ life.
@everyone else
As regards the general fruit debate, I’m going with banananananananananas, because, well, you don’t see fleshy pink apple guards, do you?
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Happy happy joy joy
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I don’t think you’re happy enough. That’s right! I’ll teach you to be
happy. I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
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CHORUS
If’n you ain’ the graddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature
they don’t know that they’re ugly. That’s very funny! A fly marrying a
bumblebee. I told you I’d shoot! But you didn’t believe me. Why didn’t you
believe me?
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CHORUS
Happy happy happy happy
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Happy happy joy joy joy
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First off jackass: it isn’t a cult it is a alternate religion which SOME PEOPLE choose to believe in
Second: It is a Flying Spaghetti Monster not just a spag monster
Third: why the hell should you judge what we freely choose to believe in? huh?
Do you write into other religions and tell them that they are ridiculous?
To my fellow Pastafarians i apologize for the unpeaceful way i expressed my feelings but i can’t stand people who come after our religion because it isn’t mainstream and it is a little different. I finally found something to believe in and it makes me happy. Please Lord FSM give me guidance (or food, either or)
R’amen
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Why should such a fun and freeing religion make someone sad. Catholics are sad. We are happy. We know that everything will be okay, and that Spaghetti and all other Pastas are good.
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And the followers of Christianities are Slaves, no more to be said.
My life isn’t sad when i accept the embrace of his noodly appendages. The warmth of his noodly goodness keep me in good spirit.
RAmen.
PS
the Christians have to go about their daily life remembering how a person died for your sins, i bet the guild weighs down on your concience more than the spaghetti in my stomach right now. Have fun being “happy” with your guilt.
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