Comments on: I am very concerned about something http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-843490 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:05:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-843490 You're a genius. If I say anything more than this I'm going to start yelling at you. We don't believe in your Bible. Okay? We don't believe your Bible is correct. Get it? You’re a genius. If I say anything more than this I’m going to start yelling at you. We don’t believe in your Bible. Okay? We don’t believe your Bible is correct. Get it?

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]]> By: tewlyWaityTat http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-330208 tewlyWaityTat Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:27:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-330208 I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links: I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:

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]]> By: kristie http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-258743 kristie Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:09:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-258743 I think you're mistaken: the FSM gave us the IDEA to invent pasta in his noodly likeness. I think you’re mistaken: the FSM gave us the IDEA to invent pasta in his noodly likeness.

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]]> By: James Feeney http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-254466 James Feeney Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:07:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-254466 To the guy who wrote this. Oh Dude. Lighten up. God must have a sense of humor. He made you, and we all get to laugh at you. To the guy who wrote this.
Oh Dude. Lighten up. God must have a sense of humor. He made you, and we all get to laugh at you.

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]]> By: neal http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-253958 neal Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:41:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-253958 Cinta: The reason why you don';t see that is because in the book of Jeremiah where God reveals himself to be a FSM and tell old J that all of the other shit in all the other books is there is just a practical joke, there is also a passage warning "those idiots bush and chenney to leave Iraq alone, along with Brittany Spears, of course" Upon taking office, the Cheney-Bush junta seized all bibles in the world and had them re-dacted to omitt the all reference to FSM, Iraq and Brittney. Thus, the current state of world wide ignorance regarding man's place in the Pastaverse. Cinta: The reason why you don’;t see that is because in the book of Jeremiah where God reveals himself to be a FSM and tell old J that all of the other shit in all the other books is there is just a practical joke, there is also a passage warning “those idiots bush and chenney to leave Iraq alone, along with Brittany Spears, of course” Upon taking office, the Cheney-Bush junta seized all bibles in the world and had them re-dacted to omitt the all reference to FSM, Iraq and Brittney. Thus, the current state of world wide ignorance regarding man’s place in the Pastaverse.

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]]> By: Fregory http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-252316 Fregory Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:03:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-252316 Hmm... Pastafarianism is not true! I went and got my Bible and looked and looked for it but I couldn't find ANYTHING about it! It just can't be true. Come on. Hmm… Pastafarianism is not true! I went and got my Bible and looked and looked for it but I couldn’t find ANYTHING about it! It just can’t be true.

Come on.

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]]> By: Jon888 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-251398 Jon888 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:01:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-251398 Man I hate how people think that the bible is truth, and if its not in the bible, it cant be true. IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF CAVE-DWELLING JEWS!!!! The bible is not truth, it is a compilation of writings on events, and stories. Man I hate how people think that the bible is truth, and if its not in the bible, it cant be true. IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF CAVE-DWELLING JEWS!!!! The bible is not truth, it is a compilation of writings on events, and stories.

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-243509 Teh Spag-worshipper Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:29:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-243509 @Saucyballs I think that the Bible is actually a pretty good book if you take it as just that - a book. Especially the Old Testament, as I've said ^^ On the other hand, if I handed in something like it for my English coursework, I'd probably lose marks by the dozen. I mean, clearly Jesus was either ignorant or a deranged psychopath, since he says that the same God who turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt (because she looked back when he demolished her town and killed all her friends and family. Terrible sin, that.) is a 'merciful God'. But if you take each book of the Bible as a seperate myth, they're pretty good. @Saucyballs
I think that the Bible is actually a pretty good book if you take it as just that – a book. Especially the Old Testament, as I’ve said ^^
On the other hand, if I handed in something like it for my English coursework, I’d probably lose marks by the dozen. I mean, clearly Jesus was either ignorant or a deranged psychopath, since he says that the same God who turned Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt (because she looked back when he demolished her town and killed all her friends and family. Terrible sin, that.) is a ‘merciful God’.
But if you take each book of the Bible as a seperate myth, they’re pretty good.

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]]> By: Saucyballs http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-242852 Saucyballs Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:57:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-242852 @Cinta I can honestly say that I have tried to read the bible. I open it...*yawn* close it, then sleep. I usually get a good night's rest from reading only a few lines. I believe I never got past the first page. I always wanted to see what all the hype was in reading this book that drives so many lives. Someday I may read it entirely...*yawn*...damn, always makes me sleepy even talking about it. Anyway, I find it difficult to follow something that people wrote in a time where anything was believable. (Man stands on rock in water..appears to be walking on water! *must write about his amazing feat!*) I've seen many interpretations of the same verse, so who is right? I grew up pretty much without religion, my mother was Buddhist and father was Protestant...of course both were non-practicing. I spent most of my early years bouncing around with friends from one church to the next, just because I slept over and they took me to church with them. *UGH* So, in my knowledge of the bible, which is little, and all the preachings I had to withstand...the FSM is my choice. A friend brought me here recently and I was touched by his noodlely appendage. May it touch you too. @Cinta
I can honestly say that I have tried to read the bible. I open it…*yawn* close it, then sleep. I usually get a good night’s rest from reading only a few lines. I believe I never got past the first page. I always wanted to see what all the hype was in reading this book that drives so many lives. Someday I may read it entirely…*yawn*…damn, always makes me sleepy even talking about it. Anyway, I find it difficult to follow something that people wrote in a time where anything was believable. (Man stands on rock in water..appears to be walking on water! *must write about his amazing feat!*) I’ve seen many interpretations of the same verse, so who is right? I grew up pretty much without religion, my mother was Buddhist and father was Protestant…of course both were non-practicing. I spent most of my early years bouncing around with friends from one church to the next, just because I slept over and they took me to church with them. *UGH* So, in my knowledge of the bible, which is little, and all the preachings I had to withstand…the FSM is my choice. A friend brought me here recently and I was touched by his noodlely appendage. May it touch you too.

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]]> By: Treehugger http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-242810 Treehugger Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:19:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-242810 Can you honestly say that you believe every world of the bible is true? In one part of the bible, it says that slaves should respect their masters as they would Christ. In another part, it says that you should stone unruly children. Different copies of the bible even contradict each other. In some, it says that before God created the world, it was endless ocean. In others, it says a desert. Evangelical Christians even try to validate the bible by quoting other parts of the bible! I'm not saying that none of the bible is true, just that a book written by humans trying to comprehend life, the universe, and everything (if you'll excuse the Douglas Adams quote) over long periods of time, then edited by a roman emperor is bound to have at least a few inaccuracies. Can you honestly say that you believe every world of the bible is true? In one part of the bible, it says that slaves should respect their masters as they would Christ. In another part, it says that you should stone unruly children. Different copies of the bible even contradict each other. In some, it says that before God created the world, it was endless ocean. In others, it says a desert. Evangelical Christians even try to validate the bible by quoting other parts of the bible! I’m not saying that none of the bible is true, just that a book written by humans trying to comprehend life, the universe, and everything (if you’ll excuse the Douglas Adams quote) over long periods of time, then edited by a roman emperor is bound to have at least a few inaccuracies.

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]]> By: Phil http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-241643 Phil Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:49:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-241643 It’s all well and good to take your belief from the written word; I myself am fond of Dr. Seuss and Nietzsche. They don’t really work in harmony but with a little “faith” they are interchangeable. Gods and FSMs don’t write books, people do. People also believe anything as evidenced by the many people who quote books they claim were written by invisible men. It’s all well and good to take your belief from the written word; I myself am fond of Dr. Seuss and Nietzsche. They don’t really work in harmony but with a little “faith” they are interchangeable. Gods and FSMs don’t write books, people do. People also believe anything as evidenced by the many people who quote books they claim were written by invisible men.

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-240499 Teh Spag-worshipper Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:20:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-240499 @Cap'n Ollie On and off? About three years. I don't know how long it /actually/ took me, since a. I was also reading a marine biology textbook, a mythology book, and about fifty novels at the same time. And that's a conservative estimate. I'm really shite at sticking to one thing for any length of time. And b. I was eleven. I started reading it when I was about eight because I wanted to see if there was anything in it that could redeem Xtianity from four years of sitting on hard wood floors and listening to a priest. Oh yes, and going to church every so often, sitting on hard wood benches and listening to two priests. Turns out that no, there isn't. Good mythology in parts, though. @Cap’n Ollie
On and off? About three years. I don’t know how long it /actually/ took me, since
a. I was also reading a marine biology textbook, a mythology book, and about fifty novels at the same time. And that’s a conservative estimate. I’m really shite at sticking to one thing for any length of time.
And
b. I was eleven.
I started reading it when I was about eight because I wanted to see if there was anything in it that could redeem Xtianity from four years of sitting on hard wood floors and listening to a priest. Oh yes, and going to church every so often, sitting on hard wood benches and listening to two priests.
Turns out that no, there isn’t. Good mythology in parts, though.

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]]> By: Cap'n Ollie http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-240454 Cap'n Ollie Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:31:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-240454 @Teh Spag-worshipper- You read the ENTRIE bible?! Wow, nice one. How long did that take? @Teh Spag-worshipper-
You read the ENTRIE bible?!
Wow, nice one. How long did that take?

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-239616 Teh Spag-worshipper Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:05:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-239616 Oh yeah. And I reread the original message, and I'd like to point out that reading the Bible doesn't make you Christian at all. I mean, I've read the Bible cover to cover, and I haven't been Christian since I was seven. For anyone who wants to read it, a word of advice; all the exciting adventure stories are in the Old Testament. Revelations is good, too. Oh yeah. And I reread the original message, and I’d like to point out that reading the Bible doesn’t make you Christian at all. I mean, I’ve read the Bible cover to cover, and I haven’t been Christian since I was seven.
For anyone who wants to read it, a word of advice; all the exciting adventure stories are in the Old Testament. Revelations is good, too.

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-238445 Teh Spag-worshipper Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:45:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-238445 @mentos ... Shouldn't all fundies be dead from not breathing? I don't think anything in the Bible says 'thou shalt breathe'. And, of course, if God doesn't say you should do it... @mentos
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Shouldn’t all fundies be dead from not breathing? I don’t think anything in the Bible says ‘thou shalt breathe’. And, of course, if God doesn’t say you should do it…

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]]> By: Ollie http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-235858 Ollie Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:39:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-235858 Cŵn Annwn- I beleive it's spelt "midgits". Check the diagram. And PacificPam, I love you too! Cŵn Annwn- I beleive it’s spelt “midgits”. Check the diagram.
And PacificPam, I love you too!

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]]> By: PacificPam (Cool-Aid) http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-234425 PacificPam (Cool-Aid) Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:55:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-234425 I love Ollie! I love Ollie!

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]]> By: Ollie http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-234422 Ollie Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:40:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-234422 Hi Cinta- Define "Evidence". Firstly, I would like to point out that your religion is based on religious evidence. At least in the UK, your theories of creationism will be taught in Religious Education lessons. Darwin's theories are based on Scientific evidence. They will be taught in science lessons. Secondly, the Bible avoids many issues- be it pasta, abortion or energy saving light bulbs. Oh wait- abortion and energy saving light bulbs didn't exist when the bible was written. Neither did pasta. If god was made of pasta, none of the bible writers would have mentioned it. Also, your claim that "perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote" not only assumes that for evidence to be real god has to have written it(incidentally God did NOT write the bible), but YOU are equally determined to disprove the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as they are to disprove Christianity. They have a gospel. You have the bible. What makes yours so much better than theirs? Hi Cinta-

Define “Evidence”.

Firstly, I would like to point out that your religion is based on religious evidence.
At least in the UK, your theories of creationism will be taught in Religious Education lessons.

Darwin’s theories are based on Scientific evidence.
They will be taught in science lessons.

Secondly, the Bible avoids many issues- be it pasta, abortion or energy saving light bulbs. Oh wait- abortion and energy saving light bulbs didn’t exist when the bible was written. Neither did pasta. If god was made of pasta, none of the bible writers would have mentioned it.

Also, your claim that “perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote” not only assumes that for evidence to be real god has to have written it(incidentally God did NOT write the bible), but YOU are equally determined to disprove the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as they are to disprove Christianity. They have a gospel. You have the bible.

What makes yours so much better than theirs?

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]]> By: Parmetron the voice of the noodlyness (Yarr) http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-229766 Parmetron the voice of the noodlyness (Yarr) Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:41:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-229766 dear cinta i see no way that your religion is any more logical than ours, if there is no refereance in your bible to our god but then again what other gods are refferenced and to be honest it is a just about as logical to state that we were made by pasta as it is to say that we were made by a wizard who lizes in the clouds. and to the chronology of pasta the everyone refers to the noodly lord made us not in his image but in a lesser form because he couldnt be bothered to do all the fiddly bits of his perfect form, he then realised that there was no reference to him in the world he created and there for made pasta that resembaled him and at the same time kept his decsiples happy with food dear cinta i see no way that your religion is any more logical than ours, if there is no refereance in your bible to our god but then again what other gods are refferenced and to be honest it is a just about as logical to state that we were made by pasta as it is to say that we were made by a wizard who lizes in the clouds. and to the chronology of pasta the everyone refers to the noodly lord made us not in his image but in a lesser form because he couldnt be bothered to do all the fiddly bits of his perfect form, he then realised that there was no reference to him in the world he created and there for made pasta that resembaled him and at the same time kept his decsiples happy with food

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]]> By: Cŵn Annwn http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-227807 Cŵn Annwn Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:04:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-227807 I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like. God bless, Cinta well that is because the bible is full of the lies of a bunch of potheads. the great fsm is real god is not. you see since the beginning of time a being called the flying spaghetti monster has roamed the universe. he created the mountains, the trees, pornography, and midgets. I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.

God bless,
Cinta

well that is because the bible is full of the lies of a bunch of potheads. the great fsm is real god is not. you see since the beginning of time a being called the flying spaghetti monster has roamed the universe. he created the mountains, the trees, pornography, and midgets.

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