I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.
God bless,
Cinta
ooooooooh! i got the comment No. 100!
Do I get some sort of prize?
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You already have every think you’ll ever need babe
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hmm… god created man and man created pasta? On the contrary, Moryarti,(is that spellt right?) but it was exactly the other way around. Pasta created man and man created god
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I do?
Can you let me know what it is?
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I would really appreciate it =)
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By the way, that sounded really hot
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It’s you sparkling personality and good taste in puto
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May the Noodly one keep you posting sexy stuff.
I had Maccaroni and cheese today!
I will dress as a sexy pirate for this hallowee and will send you pictures of Panama and my friends and I…so you can get to know a little bit more of my country!
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Like that you will have a reference, Pluto.
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i give you points for being polite but we don’t follow the bible, we dollow the gospel of the FSM
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And theres no mention of you or me in our bible or yours, but were here arent we?
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The stupidity of the poster is funy he seems unable to understand that there may be another religion that doesn’t follow the same “mould” as the bible does.
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I think this is old. When I read this, I felt like it was ground hog’s day (i.e., the movie).
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@PacificPam- Remember hot pants + fish net stockings and suspenders are essential pirate regalia.
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Fish net stockings Pluto? Oh dear! Bet you like them black or red too. ;)
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Fuck…where did i put my fish nets?
Do I also need a hat?
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@Wench Nikkiee- Are there any other colours?
@PacificPam- ok, just the hot pant, fish nets, suspenders and a hat.
Nothing else is needed at all!
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Boots, Pluto – you can’t be a pirate without boots!
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BOOTS!
Should I get them online?
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I got mine from Ebay – fabulously sexy!
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Ok boots too then. But you’re becoming dangerously over dressed here
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All the more fun to take off Pluto!
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I’m an impatient man
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I originally miss spelt impatient and the spell check gave me… well lets just say it wouldn’t have been flattering to me. Good thing I checked!
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Learn to relish the anticipation!
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@Booty- anticipation!? I’m twenty six and folks on both sides of my family rarely make it to seventy without a hart attack, stroke or bowel cancer! I’ve used a third of my useful life expectancy. And now they expect me to work till I’m seventy too? I’m on borrowed time, the fast track to oblivion! No time to fuck around!
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@Pluto. Don’t take off the boots, then. 26? nice
@Booty. Did they fit you well? were they for bidding?
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It’s like a late night adult chat-line up in here.
You guys paying by the minute?
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@the Nope. Nope, it is for free.
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@PacificPam Oct 18th, 2007 at 11:02 am
“@Pluto. Don’t take off the boots, then. 26? Nice”
You can keep the hat on too.
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@PacificPam- Mind if I ask you something? What do you think I look like? I’m interested with how you pitcher me in your mind. I’ve got one of you in mine, complete with hot pants and fish nets!
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Pluto, you can write me if you want… panama.pamela@yahoo.com
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Umm, I’m sorry, I’m kind of confused. Isn’t that what this is supposed to be a religion. Why would FSM be in the Christian bible or any other bible to begin with? THIS IS A RELIGION, you don’t see any other Gods in the Christian bible.
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So easy: FSM is allpowerful , allmighty GOD! Why must he write anything? He ain’t afected by what people believe. The Christians God on the other hand is dependant on people’s belief. If they don’t belive in him he won’t exist.
p.s. I realy shouldn’t read that much Terry Prachet. Anyone else a fan of him.
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I like George Orwell
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Gabranth – yeah, a few Pratchett fans here. I’ve just finished “Making Money” have you read it yet?
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If the iontolerant people would have real brick heads, instead of only fosilized gray matter and dogma papier mache filling in the cranium, they could be more constructive: a library could be build up with them.
.C.
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Yeah, but then they’d burn all the books inside it… so really you’d just have a crematorium.
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I love it, “you are wrong because this is not in my religion’s book” hello lady we’re not part of your religion, dont belittle me!
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That is because he intended for your religion to not see him. *rolls eyes*
Let’s talk to this god. We should get somebody to talk to him. And, (since he’s god, the creator of all things) He’s got a computer and internet, right? We should get a YouTube video of him showing us how he created the earth.
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Why isn’t this hate-mail writer dead because she forgot to breathe? I mean honestly, if you write something THIS stupid…
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I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.
God bless,
Cinta
well that is because the bible is full of the lies of a bunch of potheads. the great fsm is real god is not. you see since the beginning of time a being called the flying spaghetti monster has roamed the universe. he created the mountains, the trees, pornography, and midgets.
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dear cinta i see no way that your religion is any more logical than ours, if there is no refereance in your bible to our god but then again what other gods are refferenced and to be honest it is a just about as logical to state that we were made by pasta as it is to say that we were made by a wizard who lizes in the clouds. and to the chronology of pasta the everyone refers to the noodly lord made us not in his image but in a lesser form because he couldnt be bothered to do all the fiddly bits of his perfect form, he then realised that there was no reference to him in the world he created and there for made pasta that resembaled him and at the same time kept his decsiples happy with food
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Hi Cinta-
Define “Evidence”.
Firstly, I would like to point out that your religion is based on religious evidence.
At least in the UK, your theories of creationism will be taught in Religious Education lessons.
Darwin’s theories are based on Scientific evidence.
They will be taught in science lessons.
Secondly, the Bible avoids many issues- be it pasta, abortion or energy saving light bulbs. Oh wait- abortion and energy saving light bulbs didn’t exist when the bible was written. Neither did pasta. If god was made of pasta, none of the bible writers would have mentioned it.
Also, your claim that “perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote” not only assumes that for evidence to be real god has to have written it(incidentally God did NOT write the bible), but YOU are equally determined to disprove the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as they are to disprove Christianity. They have a gospel. You have the bible.
What makes yours so much better than theirs?
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I love Ollie!
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Cŵn Annwn- I beleive it’s spelt “midgits”. Check the diagram.
And PacificPam, I love you too!
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@mentos
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Shouldn’t all fundies be dead from not breathing? I don’t think anything in the Bible says ‘thou shalt breathe’. And, of course, if God doesn’t say you should do it…
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Oh yeah. And I reread the original message, and I’d like to point out that reading the Bible doesn’t make you Christian at all. I mean, I’ve read the Bible cover to cover, and I haven’t been Christian since I was seven.
For anyone who wants to read it, a word of advice; all the exciting adventure stories are in the Old Testament. Revelations is good, too.
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@Teh Spag-worshipper-
You read the ENTRIE bible?!
Wow, nice one. How long did that take?
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