I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.
God bless,
Cinta
Nice 2 see the biblical massage… sorry, message being spread again 2all: 14all, all41, as the 3 musketeers used 2 say…
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So… ur saying God literally picked up a pen (or a chisel) and wrote the bible? Last time I checked no one really knew who exactly wrote the bible, so they might have just been misinformed, it’s no biggie really, as long as people admit that maybe is isn’t unquestionable.
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I don’t know Iron Bess…I have had too much coffee today to not be as random as I am today.
can you clear my doubt?
By the way, Pluto…if you take the “l” of your names is says “Puto” which is man-whore in spanish. I figured that out by myself.
Shit I have to stop drinking coffee.
I don’t want to go to hell, unless you have really hot nerdy guys that will be willing to do nice stuff for me. Then, I would like to go to hell.
(Chicken)Ramen
Pacific Pam
(always saying random stuff)
And may your sauce always taste like something you like
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@Iron Bess
Which one? :D
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What happen to the spaces between lines?
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I just wanted to see three PPs in arow.
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Pixel…I think we are two now…PP’s…two of us..two PP’s in the site
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@christ4all-
“…the moral to the trashing of the temple is that everyone has a breaking point. You recognize when it is time to leave and let something go.”
Listen mate don’t take it personally, because you do sound like you are a good person, but that’s a crock of shit.
Sorry but if you can say that for Jesus you can say it of the Columbine shootings in the US. Those kid were bullied to braking point, does that justify killing?
Here in England over 10 years ago we had the Dunblane massacre, where a man, gone past his breaking point, shoots up a class room full of infants. Where is the moral there?
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@PacificPam “By the way, Pluto…if you take the “l” of your names is says “Puto” which is man-whore in spanish.” Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Or is it just a thing?
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wow….dont you know that FSM created this “God” to test us?!?
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Just wanted to note, the PP’s are getting thick in here! Feeling a surge of estrogen….. What’s a good wench to do with so much PP and so little time! (sorry about that, but somebody had to go there!)
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@x4all
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I really do not want your spiritual wasteland of ancient legends and dusty manuscripts. I don’t need them. I especially am not interested in adopting the view, so necessary for people to believe such nonsence, that faith is a virtue. To my mind that is antispiritual.
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Man-whore sounds just fine to me, so long as he is good at his craft, smells really good, and knows either when to leave in the morning, or how to fix a good breakfast! ;D
Wench Cyka
Female Chauvanist Pig
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@ Wench Cyka
Just had a bath.
Never had any complaints.
I do a mean full English
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Logan the Grog Keeper Oct 15th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
“So… ur saying God literally picked up a pen (or a chisel) and wrote the bible?”
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Wouldn’t that be a magic marker?
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Wench Cyka Oct 15th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
“so long as he is good at his craft, smells really good, and knows either when to leave in the morning, or how to fix a good breakfast!
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Can I have his number when you finish with it? If you don’t finish him that is :p
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I consider my self a Pastafarian. (I used to hate eating pasta, since its so very without taste, but since its now a religious experience I always finish my plate)
I have tried to spread the gospel in Denmark, and its slightly harder than I had expected. Probably because we almost have the church and state seperated, and ID is no where near as widespread and organised as in the US. But, people do like the idea behind it though.
But, I must confess that I do believe in an “Omnipotent something.”
I do believe man was created by this “being”, but as a result of evolution and natural boundaries, such as gravity, as “god” (in lack of a better word) have devised. Being Omnipotent and all knowing, it would know what the result would be. (I am not entirely sure IT is even sentient.)
Exactly what the reasoning was behind it all, is way beyond me. The problem with religions in general, is that people claim to know their chosen gods wishes and needs… If said gods are so all knowing and all powerful, who the heck are they to claim that they (or man in general) with all their flaws are even cabable of grasping their intents.
So, if all else fails, retrace your steps. The very first organisms had one purpose, to multiply, and this is the single one purpose that is consistent throughout history, for every race.
So, basicly, I think its all about reproduction and evolving as a species.
Pretty simple of course, I dont want to waste time getting into the part about constructive energy and destructive energy.
PS. One thing, I do think we as Pastafarians should be careful about religion bashing. The way I understand FSMism, is that its VERY tolerant, so if people want to believe in something, even if you find it stupid, let them.
Troels Nysted Jensen
Pastafarian, Denmark
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@Troels Nysted Jensen – “One thing, I do think we as Pastafarians should be careful about religion bashing. The way I understand FSMism, is that its VERY tolerant, so if people want to believe in something, even if you find it stupid, let them.”
I personally don’t enjoy bashing anyone. It just isn’t my thing. However, some people—including Pastafarians—like to bash. The FSM is tolerant, and he teaches tolerance, he supports tolerance. But, that’s just it, he’s tolerant…even tolerant of intolerant behavior, as long as it doesn’t get too bad. And it often does. But online bashing—being online and all, involving written words only—doesn’t hurt anyone.
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@ Aristotle – But online bashing—being online and all, involving written words only—doesn’t hurt anyone.
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I must disagree on that one, seeing as after reading all 67 comments my eyes hurt a little.
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However, nothing Pasta cant cure.
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RAmen
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@Troels Nysted Jensen – “I must disagree on that one, seeing as after reading all 67 comments my eyes hurt a little.”
I stand corrected. :)
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@PacificPam
Then I’ll adopt you. You shall hereby be PP III, the newest member of those in the church whose initials are PP, and oddly the first one whose name wasn’t Pete.
RAmen
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@ Fred Anon
I make absolutely no promises!
Yarrr!
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I also put the lid down. Does that make me the perfect man?
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WC..are you implying that PP is a girl? Isn’t Pete the name of a man…
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Pluto…it depends if you are a good man-whore or not! Can you marry me Puto? sorry, Pluto (i’m discrestic)
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Can I be PPP? My middle name is with P also.
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May the Noodly One keep bringing PP’s to the Church
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I don’t do wet-sex and I noticed you have an obsession with PP.
Plus I don’t know what you look like; you might even be a man for all I know!
If you past the visual, medical and psychological test I may be inclined to say yes. It would depend on the size of the rock on my ring (engagement or anus I’m not picky)
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He I have an idea.
Maybe instead of posting the hate mail here
It should just be delete it and forgotten about.
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I am not a man! No!
I am not obesessed with PP…just with something else…
Visual…do you like latinas?
Psycological…My mom told me I was crazy but I think it is because I got too many tattos.
Medical…I get a PAP test every six months…
Should’t be me the one concerned for the size of the rock on MY ring?
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@Reflector…stop reflecting your lack of ability to think by yourself. Open a bank account where you can receive donations so you can get a brand new brain…and not only buy it…use it.
And of course our religion is not based on evidence Dog wrote. it is based on evidence FSM told men to write. FSM doesn’t write cuz he is too busy convincing PLuto to marry me, and also creating the prefect heaven with million of liters of beers erupting from the millions of volcanos, and preparing people to take care of the stripper factory. That is why we, men, wrote the evidence
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Not the FSM.
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@PacificPam-
No you asked me I get the ring.
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oh…I’ll give you the ring, then
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Pacific Pam – you are peeing all over yourself.
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The Gospel of the FSM was written by a man.
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Pacific Pam may be you could get a man if you believed in something.
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Yeah, maybe thats the solution, convert to… well anything.
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As long as its orthodox and conservative enough, you might even get it arranged for you.
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I don’t think that a lack faith has much to do with finding a life partner… Hey, my GF happens to be a good Protestant (by danish standards).
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“Pacific Pam may be you could get a man if you believed in something.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t she believe in the FSM (clearly something)?
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@4Christsake (aka Christ4All)
“Pacific Pam may be you could get a man if you believed in something.”
That’s very Christian of you.
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“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes”- Gene Roddenberry
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I’ve got a man – and I believe in lots of stuff ;D
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@Lance Oct 16th, 2007 at 9:39 am: “He I have an idea. Maybe instead of posting the hate mail here It should just be delete it and forgotten about.”
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I’m afraid that after one more cunning plan like this one our screens will crack…
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May I mention that my initials are PP?
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@Pluto – I am worried for PacificPam’s happiness. Did you give her the ring yet?
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@4Christsake (aka Christ4All)
“I am worried for PacificPam’s happiness. Did you give her the ring yet?”
That’s very Christian of you.
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I have plenty of good friends that are Christian. And from what I’ve learned… All Gods are one in the same, and it does not really matter how you choose to think of him. Ya know… since it is not supposed to have a physical body and everything. S’long as you respect hir and be good, she’s happy, I’m sure.
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@ 4Christsake (aka Christ4All)
“@Pluto – I am worried for PacificPam’s happiness. Did you give her the ring yet?”
Look I know you’re a traditionalist, but she asked me! I get HER ring! And possible a few other choice parts.
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@Pluto – Good point.
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Although I would be worried.
“PacificPam
Oct 16th, 2007 at 11:01 am
I am not a man!”
Sounds like she has said that more than once.
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Sorry PacificPam, that was mean and out of context. You guys must be rubbing off my skin.
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One of us!
One of us!
Google-gagle!
Google-gagle!
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@4Xsake – I take acception to that comment, that your being mean is because we are rubbing off on you. Who here has been mean to you? Who here has been mean to anyone else?
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Yes we are an opinionated lot, we have strong feelings about things, and just because we voice those opinions, doesn’t make us mean. Lobbing insults, lobbing hand grenades and lopping off heads, would. But as far as I know, no one here does, or is interested in, doing any of those things.
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I mean exception to it…pardon my grammar
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Hey…Nah, it is not worth it.
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Not having a good day here…
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May the noodly one tickle you so you can all laugh
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