-not really hatemail or criticism, more like skepticism, but I didn’t know where to put this -
1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
3.how can FSM fly?
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.
hey cmon, anything this funny has to be true!
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MY VIRGIN GOLD WOOHOO!!!!
sorry for typing like a fundie, I’ll be normal now, just got a little excited, hehe
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Well, the whole premise of your questions is flawed. you are trying to do that whole “prove your god exists” thing, which some of the more papered among us might do, tongue in cheek, but that’s not something that is possible. the whole idea behind the FSM is to have a bit of fun, and to prevent idiotic religious theory from being taught as science. If you step outside the box of Christianity and examine it from the outside perspective, the FSM seems very logical and a much more likely scenario. First, being all-powerful and all-knowing, any god can pretty much do whatever he feels like. Second, the whole idea that spaghetti had to be the first thing on earth for that to be the form of god is just silly; not even Christians think anything that ridiculous. They think their god created man in his image, but after he practiced on animals, kinda like scientists, hmm. I happen to think this is a very egotistical way to view man, “We’re so great, God made us in his image!” Instead, we simply believe that our god decided to take the form of a yummy delicious and filling meal. It just took him a while after creating everything to sober up enough to teach us how to make said meal in his image, for proper worship. As for the first people being midgets, hey that one IS provable. People have been steadily growing taller each century, just go to the Smithsonian or do a little online research! Hope I was somewhat helpful.
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Congratz on the *Virgin* Gold
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
I thought people made noodles, not the earth
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2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
So the way things happened was Earth,Rice then Noodles? The FSM has been known to mess with history, you only *think* rice came before noodles.
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3.how can FSM fly?
Would you prefer to call Him the WSM, the Walking Spaghetti Monster? He flies because that is what Omnipotent beings do, they float, fly do whatever they damn well please.
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4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
He holds Himself together with His wet noodles. Have you ever had spaghetti that didn’t clump together at some point?
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5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
I point you to my answer for #2.
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6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
Just because you don’t see them touching doesn’t mean they aren’t. Perhaps he has a hold of them from the back.
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7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
He created a midget because the earth has no gravity. He held down the midget with His Noodly Appendage so that he would not float away. After more people started to populate the Earth, He couldn’t hold everyone down at the same time so people started to grow taller.
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8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
Again I point you to the answer for #2, with Him messing with history.
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9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
Have YOU seen a god with bigger balls that Our God? We can make claims based on what we know, just like every other religion (the so called *established* ones that is) do. And why can’t we take it seriously? All the fraud religions (not Ours, it is the One True Religion) takes themselves seriously so why can’t we?
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Hope that helps clear up a few things for you.
RAmen
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1. The FSM only takes the form of noodles. Like when Monkey meets Buddha and says “I always thought you was a fellah!” and Buddha says “I can take any form I wish.” Also, the creation of noodles came about via inspiration of the FSM, just like Michaelangelo made sculptures of already existing things.
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2. See answer 1.
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3. The same way the horses in the book of Revelations can fly.
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4. How come you don’t ask the same question about cellular organisms?
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5. See answer 2.
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6. See answer 3.
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7. Yes.
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8. The “proof” page names the people who made the statements. Go to their respective university websites, look them up, and send them an email asking if they made the statements.
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9. Yes we do.
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Oh yeah–forgot:
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions
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Oh, and answer 4. should read “How come you don’t ask the same question about multi-cellular organisms?” (even though cellular organisms still apply, since they have a molecular structure anyway)
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Corrections
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We don’t have to explain ourselves to you!
How dare you question our beliefs!
Stay strong fellow believers – we will be reunited at the beer volcanoes and stripper factories!!
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1. how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
Man discovered noodles after his creation. That doesn’t mean noodles didn’t exist before then. The technology to create satellites has only been known to man for 50 or so years, but clearly predates the Earth. You’re confusing when something was created (or became possible) and when man discovered it.
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Q: Before Australia was discovered what was the largest Island in the world?
A: Australia. Just because something hasn’t been discovered, doesn’t mean it isn’t there!
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Don’t worry this is a foolish mistake, but you have the excuse that a lot of people make it. Particularly Christians who in turn have the excuse of mostly being a bit dim. So no harm done.
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Because the Book of Genesis is full of contradictions about things being around and then created later they assume that all religions are as bad. The poor deluded fools.
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
See point 1.
3.how can FSM fly?
He created the universe, he can do what he likes. His noodly appendage can not confine itself.
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
See point 3.
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
See point 1.
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
See point 3.
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
Yes, that is exactly how it worked. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a detailed and accurate description of actual events. It is not an allegory, metaphor or myth it is documentary in nature.
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
Many scientists agree that we are more likely to have been created by the FSM than any other proposed ‘God’ character.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
No just observing facts. Do you know of another God (i.e. one of the made up ones) that has bigger balls? Buster Gonad isn’t a God.
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Furthermore although many rubbish religions (including Christianity, Islam and Judaism) are notorious for not having any sense of humour doesn’t mean we all have to be grumpy killjoys.
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Booty,
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You’re right we don’t have to answer their questions, but we like to because it makes them look stupid.
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Why do you ask questions such as these? Does anybody ask such questions about any other deity? You are approching this all wrong. You have to have faith.
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“1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?”
How could your God chappy? Whats he made of? You don’t have to be an old bloke with a long beard to be the creator. If you did we’d all be worshiping ZZ Top!
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“2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.”
And the FSM created all. He chose his own appearance. He guided mankind into inventing noodles, but it was something we had to learn for ourselves. Creating a bit of godliness on earth.
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“3.how can FSM fly?”
Easily. He invented gravity. Have you never read about IG “Intelligent Gravity” He holds us all down on the earth. Therefore those of short stature are blessed with extra attention from our good noodley lord. He doesn’t float away because he is all powerful.
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“4.how can FSM stay clumped together?”
Will-power and pasta sauce!
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“5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?”
Christians have pictures of God creating man. God had a long grey beard. But that was before he had created man. So how could he have a beard? Only people have beards? So where did he get the idea from? FSM created all. He had created himself and then he guided men and women showing them how to create spaghetti and meatballs for them selves with the raw materials he had carefully spread across the world.
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“6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?”
Because he’s the creator. He can do anything. He makes David Blaine look like…. Well, David Blaine really.
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“7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average height, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)”
Again we go back to “intelligent gravity.” People are getting taller as the population increases. This is because its more difficult for his Noodley Appendages to keep us all held down at the same time. So we don’t have the same pressure pushing down on us as we once had.
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“8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.”
The evidence was put there by our noodley lord. But he made it difficult to find so we’d have to really look for it. He also added a few fossils here and there to put us off the scent. He’s a mischievous rascal sometimes!
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“9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.”
Ok, lets see Allah, God, and Buddha drop their trousers and put this theory to the test. I bet they won’t!
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“just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.”
Why not? Christianity, Islam, Judaism have being using these answers for years. If it aint broke don’t fix it!
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
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Ah – you support the Gaia hypothesis – nice!
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2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
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I’m pretty sure that rice can’t come. Unless that’s what semolina is? I’ve always wondered!
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3.how can FSM fly?
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He smokes a lot of weed!
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4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
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String theory!
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5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
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That would be Gaia again?
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6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
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Gravity is an illusion! The earth sucks. Yet Gaia isn’t that sort of woman and refuses to suck his balls – therefore they float!
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7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
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Yup! The earth used to suck a lot more in the early days, therefore people were shorter (with a lot more body hair)
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8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
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You just don’t get it do you? Oh! How blind are those that cannot see! Perhaps they were agreeing with the message of CoFSM? Just a thought.
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9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
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Have you ever seen your god’s balls? We have! They’re fucking huge – salty too!
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just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.
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Ah well, unlucky – this is satirical after all. You expect logic? Ask the christians and muslims – they seem to have the edge in logical proofs like vegetarian T-Rexs gambolling with Adam and Eve whilst Pterodactyls frolic with the lions and tigers. Oh my!
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This is just the kind of thing you expect from this scientists. They are just jealous because thy have been deceived by the FSM.
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.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
`The earth created noodles? This is different most people usually go with the people created noodles theory.
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
`How do you know rice doesn’t grow elsewhere in the universe?
3.how can FSM fly?
`How did jesus walk on water (and all the other miraculous feats in the christian bible)?
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
`Pasta’s sticky when partially dry
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
`Meatballs and rice are in no way related, correlation doesn’t mean causation. Meatballs are just ball of meat, any kind. So if there is any type of animal with musculature (excluding protozoans, single celled organisms, etc) there can be meatballs!
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
`If you look at the pictures, each meatball is wrapped in noodle, which provides the necessary support.
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
`Evolution usually begins with something simpler and/ or smaller then evolves into larger, more complex organisms. Giraffe’s are a good example of this. The original ancestors to the common day giraffe, where significantly smaller with normally proportioned neck, then gradually over time the larger giraffe’s we see today evolved.
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
`See you misunderstood. People didn’t evolve directly from spaghetti, FSM was the catalyst of evolution, he started the wheel spinning, so to say.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
`Taken very seriously, both literally and figuratively.
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Can I add to your list of questions?
I’m looking for answers as well, maybe someone here can answer mine?
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K’ Here it is: Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?
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He died.
How’s that PP? ;)
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Ouch! Damn, that was sudden. ;p
Poor industry will never be the same. ;(
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Didn’t he die 20 or so years ago?
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I think so yea.
I’m just a sarcastic ass. ;)
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He was prolly abducted by aliens. That always happens to actors.
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@ Alchemist
Damn! You really came up with a good train of thought for answering those questions! I kinda feel like smacking my forehead in the ” I shoulda thought of that!” manner, here me being a resident pagan and all. Much applause, praise and bowing in your general direction for this one!
RAmen!
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
*Point – How could God create the earth when man created God.
*Answer – I believe the point has been made, but he takes the form of Noodles. The same
argument is made about a Christian god and how man made him is man’s image as well. The FSM
took a form we can relate to and with. Plus it makes it easier to worship him with a nice bowl of
spaghetti.
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2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
*Answer – Not worth the effort. See answer 1.
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3.how can FSM fly?
*Answer – He’s a god. He can do what He pleases and earthly laws hold no bounds on him. Thats the
purpose of an omnipotent, all powerful being. Also, a thousand years ago man would ask how
humans could fly in the future. We have a better knowledge of aerodynamics and the use of
aircrafts. Who is to say the FSM doesn’t have so means of technology or just simply a better
understanding of physics.
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4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
*God. duh.
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5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
*Come on. This is just the same question over and over again. See question 2.
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6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
*See question 4.
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7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
* That’s how it happened, so yes. It’s that or evolution, which we know couldn’t happen, not
with all that evidence pointing to it being true.
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8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
*Point – Does the Bible not have a number of books that say incredible things. Would you call them
liars.
*Answer – Well I take offense to the implication that you say we make anything up. That is very
rude and not pc at all. Also, it never says that we evolve from anything like the FSM, He created
us. So it would appear that not only your spelling is quite often bad, but you basic understanding of
our faith does not give you any right to even question it. Read the gospel before you make stupid
questions.
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9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
*I take this very seriously. (thankfully not enough though to persecute, judge, or murder those who
disagree or dont believe. I’ll leave that to the other mainstream religions.) And to answer the
question: Look at him, he does have bigger balls than any other god Ive ever seen.
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Also about the final comment of yours. He can do magic, I don’t know how he does a lot of what He does can be consider miraculous. Period……
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Ramen
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PP, you sarcastic? Really?
I actually wasn’t sure. I was 2 or 3ish when he died.
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Sorry for some of the format errors. Im obviously not as competent as our God :)
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NS – format errors happen, don’t fret it!
Our god is a tricksy god. I think he/she/it has a sense of humour. After all – look at the duck billed platypus – you can’t tell me that beasty was made for any reason other than a laugh!
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Wench Cyka (desperately trying not to abbreviate your name to WC – it will happen, but I’m fighting it)
Cheers ears :) I like the Gaia hypothesis, not something to ignore I think!
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Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?
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He rode of in to the sunset didn’t he?
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He did yep!
Right along with Tex
And Roy and Rex the Durango Kid.
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he can shape shift duh!
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Alchemist
Thank you for kind words. Sometimes I forget how He likes to poke fun with us. That tricky, tricky FSM…
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@Captain W
Of course rice grows elsewhere in the universe – it grows in Heaven which was created first.
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It would be a pretty poor heaven if you spent an evening at the beer volcanoes and couldn’t get a curry with Pilau rice at the end of it.
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Guven that the FSM was drunk when he created it there’s probably about three times as much rice in heaven as we’ll ever need!
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Therefore rice grows in heaven. Theistic reasoning is a csinch when you get the hang of it.
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
who has ever said that “Earth” made noodles?
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
AH but thats what He wants you to believe!
3.how can FSM fly?
weak gravitational forces
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
strong gravitational forces
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
it’s quite clear that He invented meaballs but we were not worthy of them untill after rice was used as a food crop
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
They do touch Him so………
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
If you read the gospel you would see how his touch lightened as more people were born
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
We didnt evolve from a spaghetti clump, we evolved from midgets and pirates
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yous” you must not believe that
oh but i do!
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Silly me. But no curry for me, I prefer Bun Rieu or Bahn Cuon.
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
Noodles were created in His image.
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
See number 1.
3.how can FSM fly?
His Noodlyness is omnipotent. Duh.
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
See number 3.
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
Meatballs go great with spaghetti! See number 2.
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
It’s all part of Him. As far as I know, it’s all touching.
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
It’s spelled “migit,” thankyou very much.
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
He’s not anyone’s ancestor. The migit is our first ancestor.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
Dammit, man. Why do you put this as the last question?
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Duh, the answer to all of your questions is simply, our god has created all, can give the illusion of events happening in any order He wishes, can appear in any form he wishes, and if he wants to fly, he is the Creator! He can do whatever he wants to, and yes, he first created the midget, then Tommy Tune and other tall people showed up, and yes, our god has bigger balls than your god. I mean, come on! Their GINORMOUS!
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Duh, the answer to all of your questions is simply, our god has created all, can give the illusion of events happening in any order He wishes, can appear in any form he wishes, and if he wants to fly, he is the Creator! He can do whatever he wants to, and yes, he first created the midget, then Tommy Tune and other tall people showed up, and yes, our god has bigger balls than your god. I mean, come on! Their GINORMOUS! RAmen to all!
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Further to the answer of question number 3: “How can FSM fly?” Since gravitational forces are due to the process known as Intelligent Falling, and this process is caused by the FSM holding us down with his Noodly Appendages, the FSM is not subject to these forces due to the fact that he controls them.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Intelligent Falling
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“don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.”
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Hey why not? We’re a religion…we have a graph and a Gospel! That’s good enough for all other religions.
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“That’s good enough for all other religions.”
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Faith in miracles that is.
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Bitch, bitch, whine, whine, whine. My god is better than yours. you are wrong and going to hell. Answer my questions, explain yourself.
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This person reminds me of my 5 year old. Look she is just starting to read and can’t type. It seems the this person can at least type, so the person should probably be able to read. Buy the book, read the book, look at the information on the website. Do some of your own work. Lazy bastard.
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Sorry all, just a little, vent all better now.
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@Wench Cyka – not only gold, but silver and bonze as well, very nice clean sweep!
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@ OeW
flattery will get you… well you’ll just have to find out!
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Oh you are such a flirt. You are a general flirt, so you out rank me as a Major flirt. Your command is my wish. ;)
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Oh, come on. What’s with these people bringing science into religion? Don’t question these things, dude.
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Ok, my turn!
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
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I’m glad you asked this question spunk cracker. You see, this is how I explain the idea of an infinite universe. Man dose indeed make pasta. But then pasta makes the universe, with me so far? The universe gives rise to man, who in turn creates pasta! Add infinity. See the FSM had to create the universe of there would be no-one to create him. It’s a continual cycle!
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2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
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Ah, I refer you to question 1 jizz biscuit.
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3.how can FSM fly?
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Quite simple my mentally deficient friend. It’s a form of Dark Energy manipulation. You see dark energy (as opposed to dark matter) repels mater and vice versa. Therefore all the FSWM has to do is apply dark energy equal to the force of gravity and he will float! Reduce it a little and he will lower his altitude until the dark energy is equal to the gravitational potential (reveres to go up). He propels himself using an Ion drive. This collects particles from the environment and changes the charge of the particles forcing him along (similar to the poles of two magnets repelling each other).
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Finally, as anyone who’s eaten Swedish meatballs will tell you, his magnificent ball contain a high amount of lighter then air gases.
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4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
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Once again this is dark energy. A week field of dark energy surrounds the FSM at all times keeping his noodlyness permanently within this field. See, it’s as simple as you!
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5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
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Back to question 1 you semi-simian scampster!
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6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
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See 3 my mentally handy-caped companion.
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7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
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Now not many people know this, but the FSM didn’t really create midgets. Well he did in a way, but realised that the world was too big for them. So he shrank the whole Earth to the size it is now. The midgets were now ‘normal’ size compared to everything else and became the first humans.
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8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
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Well you’d just have to go ask them fuck-nut. Scientists can be found in your local yellow pages under Science, labs and universities. You could also try a mad scientist, but they tend to be a little flaky and melodramatic.
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9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
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Have you seen them? They’ed put a normal man to shame, let alone an imp dick like you.
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just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.
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As you can see I didn’t use anything like that. So suck my big meaty balls!
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he passed his noodely image down to us and we created pasta and meatballs in his image
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@ OeW Hick!
@ Pluto Well said! RAmen!
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Tar very much. Easy to construct and apply confusing sudo-science to justify anything you want when you know how. Do you think I was condescending enough?
I’m putting in for a Templeton prize.
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I think jizz biscuit was a bit too high brow
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@BlackFeathered Wench
“Oh, come on. What’s with these people bringing science into religion? Don’t question these things, dude.”
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Ok. If we don’t push science into religion, will the religious people then repay the compliment and quit pushing religion into science classes? Consistency among christians anyone?
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No, I didn’t think so either.
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True but I already used spunk cracker once. Coming up with semen/food insults is hard. Could have gone for spunk bubble but that’s not strictly a food group.
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