-not really hatemail or criticism, more like skepticism, but I didn’t know where to put this -
1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
3.how can FSM fly?
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.
@BlackFeathered Wench- even Captain America can beat Batman… Oh my god I’m comic guy from the Simpson’s!!! Where did it all go wrong? Next thing I’ll lose my waist line and sport a balding mullet!
Nooooooo!
Anyway, still say Wolverine would fuck up Batman! Unless it was the camp one from the 60’s, he’d use his bat-anti-Wolverine spray.
Ok I’m off to have a sad sex fantasy about Wonder Woman and She Hulk in the toilets at work. Then I’ll probably hang myself.
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Reflector. We have a hatemail section so we can bask in the overly intellectual views of otheres. Other cults, or ‘religions’ do not have hate mail sections, because they can’t deal with criticism.
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@ Pluto – Ahahahahahaha!
I know the feeling – embrace your geekiness! Geeks are the new studs!
I bet loads of the other wenches here would love you to talk dirty comic book hero talk to them :)
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Ok! Gauntlets down! Are any or you fine wenches interested in comic book erotica? Give me you fav hero and I’ll past their name into the dirty story’s from my Razzel collection.
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How ’bout some hot Xavier/Magneto action?
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
How could God create the earth when humans were made after?
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
see before
3.how can FSM fly?
How can your god create planets out of nothing?
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
How can your god survive in heaven when the altitude is unsuitable for breathing?
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
because the meatballs are a part of the FSM
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
because the meatballs are a part of the FSM
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
How did god make the entire human body when only cells make other cells?
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
Scientists believe we came from a big floaty guy that can just create matter?
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
He does. Look at how big they are!
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soma cube
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Though this is an old thread, I would like to add my my comments also… for the author has me greatly concerned.
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
*The most puzzling about question 1 is what is the author referring to? earth with small letters and no article is… what? But let us assume for the fun of it that he means earthlings created noodles and FSM was not there before earthly noodles. Answer: from the combination of inferior things can come greater things. Like tomatoes, basil, garlic and pepper combine into a wonderful sauce. This answer also covers q2 and q5.
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3.how can FSM fly?
*This is where I started to do some experimenting and discovered even more questions. How can ducks fly? They have those silly wings and flap them, but nothing happened when I tried with cardboard wings in proportion to duck wings or even double size cardboard wings. And how can aeroplanes fly? Those wings don’t even flap. Or soap bubbles for that matter, soap bubbles don’t even have wings? All these examples of the world being created by the FSM under the influence.
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4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
*Here I became worried for myself and just to make sure – in case I don’t find the answer – that I stay clumped together, I got some bandage to hold myself together and now look like a mummy. But I realise that there may be nothing holding the bandage together and it may well come apart along with me. Hence I am now typing extra fast to get this all done before I or the keyboard come apart.
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6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
*Experimenting again, meatballs don’t actually float. You can try for yourself at the kitchen sink.
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7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
*An artist usually makes a study in smaller scale before the final piece. Makes perfect sense.
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8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
*Surely not the proof page on this website? Two hints for the author:
1) Reading works like this: You read the words on a page from left to right and the rows of words from top to bottom. Quoting works like this: You cannot put words that you find on one page together in a new totally different order and say that it says so in the source. The words have to be in the same order as when reading.
2) There is a button on your keyboard above enter that is called “backspace”. You press once to erase the last letter you wrote. You press many times and you need not apologise for spelling errors.
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9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
*This is the single axiom of the reality that I occupy. I refuse to question it.
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
How could God create man when man created God??
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@ID LOL
“1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?”
cuz
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Fool! Heretic! Don’t you realise that the FSM created the world only at the time of Marco Polo, who was the first man and greatest Prophet of Spaghetti (may the peace and blessings of bolognaise sauce be upon him)? All the so-called history before then has been implanted in our minds by the FSM, just as he has planted fossils in the rocks to trick people into thinking life was not always as it is now. Isn’t this obvious?
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It doesn’t matter what your questions are; the truth is written in the Gospel. Man doesn’t this guy know how to read? Ramen.
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You don’t have to know
there is this liddle word that starts with an f and ends in an aith
(if you are confused the word is)
FAITH
FAITH FAITH FAITH FAITH FAITH
we believe and that makes it real for us
we do not question his noodliness
we just have FAITH and BELIEVE that he is omnipotent
RAmen
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YE OF LITTLE FAITH
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
He placed his image in our minds and somehow we got food.
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
We had really bad understanding of the images he presented us with, and got short, weird looking pasta.
3.how can FSM fly?
That’s like asking, “how can Spiderman shoot web from his wrist?”
He got bitten by a mutated spider. Duhh.
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
Have you never seen/touched a noodle that got left out for an hour?
He remains in that state, never turning to that hard, gross pasta you get when you leave it out all night.
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
Same as above. It just didn’t register in the initial plan of pasta.
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
They were also bitten by a mutated spider.
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
This is true.
“Dwarves” as they were once called, were once a thriving civilization with prosperous lands and great wealth. This was all taken away though when humans charged in and killed almost all of them. The gene still makes its way somehow from generation to generation.
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
I’m not those scientists, and I don’t know them, so I don’t know if they really said it. But as “St John” pointed out, they probably have information and all that somewhere. I’m just too lazy to find it.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
Well the FSM certainly has bigger balls than my god, considering teapots don’t have balls. Unless you count tea balls..But either way, the tea ball wouldn’t fit if it were bigger than FSM’s balls.
-Keegan
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1. how could an invisible MAN create ANYTHING without the all might Uterus?
2. His noodly goodness made the world which made the rice, then the noodles. The noodles are then representations of him much like how the Catholics have statues of Saints when clearly the real Saints existed before the statues. Plus, we can eat out representations haha.
3. again, his noodly goodness created the universe. what? he cant even do something as easy as fly?
4. come on, his noodly goodness has been around for quite some time. have you ever left spaghetti and meatballs out for a few days and drop it by accident? I bet they were sticking just as his noodly goodness does.
5. when in doubt see question 2.
6. what are you talking about? the meatballs are in the sockets of his body much like how our eyeballs are stuck in the sockets of our skulls. Im starting to wonder if the eyeballs are the only thing in your head right now.
7. explains evolution quite well I think. (I THINK, YOU dont.)
8. Yes and neither would they say that we came from a MAN either…well maybe unless God is a woman but that would piss off the Christians just as much. And plus, you haven’t read out book either. We did not evolve from our creator (look at what we call him idiot!). HE CREATED US
9. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE BALLS HANGING FROM OUR CREATOR?!?!? ITS EVEN BIGGER THAN THE PICTURE OF GOD PAINTED BY MICHAELANGELO IN THE SISTINE CHAPEL!!! IN FACT GOD DOES NOT HAVE BALLS AT ALL NOR A UTERUS!! Ours have balls and balls are need to f@$k p0$$15 like you.
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1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
fsm created earth then placed images in our mind of him then we made pasta
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
when fsm made earth after his image was in our minds we tried to make pasta some of it came out to short though
3.how can FSM fly?
fsm flies becuase his godly power allows him to
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
his godly power pulls it together kindof like gravity but not exactly
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
we made them in his image
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
his power holds them their kinof like its holding the noodles
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)yes migets were made b4 people of normal hight but they were not ableto defend themselves when humans came the bloodline is still there though
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
well does the christin god have balls almost as bug as his whole body? no he doesnt fsm does so his balls are bigger! duh
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My one and only question to the Christians is this:
If we are all decended from Adam and Eve and they were the only humans created at first, then why aren’t we all mentally handicapped due to 4,000 years of incest?
(4,000 years is the estimate for Christians for when Earth was created. I think…)
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if humans invented God, then how did he create the universe, as the universe came before humans?
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But Seosamh, the FSM created the universe and the FSM was not created by humans.
I’m sure if you could just open yourself up to feel of His Noodly Appendage you would know His truth.
RAmen
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Seosamh.
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if humans invented God, then how did he create the universe, as the universe came before humans?
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That’s a pretty simple question to answer. Most folks here will say “he didn’t, because there is no god!”
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Very nice work, admin :) Good luck!
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Very effective. Thanx.i
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You should ask his noodlyness.
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I agree with pheer, join us and you can ask the FSM in heaven.
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First of all, I respect you for inquiring instead of just blasting us. I will attempt to answer all of your questions.
1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
Common misconception, He created noodles in His Noodly Image. We just didn’t discover them until later.
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
I don’t understand what you’re asking.
3.how can FSM fly?
He created gravity, so He can change it’s properties therein.
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
We aren’t really sure, but my theory is that His Sauce is quite sticky, and that is how His Noodles stay clumped.
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
Another common misconception, He created Meatballs in His Image, so as to put with our spaghetti in the holiest of meals. He gave someone the idea.
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
Same thing with gravity.
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
He simply did. It’s like asking why did you plug up the monitor to the computer before turning it on, it doesn’t really matter, you get the same end result.
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
These scientists are not saying that FSMism and Evolution go hand in hand, what they’re saying is that if you teach Creationism in schools, you also have to teach FSMism as it has the same merit.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
That is simply a fact. The Christian’s God’s testicles (the only balls on his body) are no where near as large as the FSM’s Meatballs (the only balls on HIS body).
just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.
I hope this has enlightened you!
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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