I’m a Catholic.

I’m a Catholic.
But before you get ready for hate-mail, wait a minute.
Because really I think you’re brilliant. Not that me thinking you’re brilliant is that high a compliment.
Teaching ID in schools as science is completely ridiculous. No religion should be taught in schools.

Facts are important.

I just want you to know that not all catholics are … um… crazy.
But something to consider, they do believe that their religion is true so in their eyes they are merely spreading the truth, not hurting anyone.

May you be touched by his noodly appendages,
or god bless you but that’s probably a bit hypocritcal at this point,
Allison

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  1. 51 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    @The Nope Oct 12th, 2007 at 12:13 am
    “Not a fan of the vatican in any way”
    .
    I hear they have some nice jewelry and art there though? Probably worth a pillaging or two :)

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  2. 52 - Wench Cyka - Oct 12th, 2007

    Arrr! I’m all for a stormin! You hit the jewelry and I’ll have at that library! The only thing better than wenchin is readin!

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  3. 53 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Oct 12th, 2007

    @Nikkiee, Cyka,
    While you’re at the vatican, please redo that painting on the ceiling of the Cistene chapel. Right now ‘The creation of Adam’ shows Adam being touched by some beardy old guy (a peadophile I guess, given the age difference?), while we all know Adam should be touched by His noodly appendage.

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  4. 54 - Wench Cyka - Oct 12th, 2007

    Well, I’m no artist, but I could at least put an eyepatch on the dude and a fair tricorne cap…

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  5. 55 - Pluto - Oct 12th, 2007

    @ ☠DutchPastaGuy☠
    “Right now ‘The creation of Adam’ shows Adam being touched by some beardy old guy (a peadophile I guess, given the age difference?)”
    He’s not a pedo! It’s quite clearly Santa and the guy is telling him what he wants for Xmas after they’ve just been in the shower together

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  6. 56 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Oct 12th, 2007

    @Pluto
    Of course, you’re right. My mistake. That guy is no more of a pedo than Michael Jac……sorry, scratch that last bit.

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  7. 57 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    Now you guys have done it!
    You have to add the htt*p://…last try wouldn’t post with them in :(

    .
    poetry.rotten.com/jesus-with-boy/
    .
    poetry.rotten.com/mother-of-god/
    .
    I’ve given up trying to get anything done. It be’n a Holy Friday Holiday anyway. :)

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  8. 58 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    no ‘w’s in there either

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  9. 59 - Red Dutchpasta Wench - Oct 12th, 2007

    Wench Cyka, can I have a bit of library too please? *slurp* Books *drool*
    Mmmmmmmm, so good.

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  10. 60 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    Oh yeah…I want some library too. *gets out frying pan to keep Red at bay*
    The jewelry and art are for selling off to get Pirate ship and rum funds.

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  11. 61 - St. Arrrrgyle - Oct 12th, 2007

    Interesting article, this. It’s the foundation for my previous post on this thread (10/11 @ 5:26 pm). It took me a while to find it.
    .
    findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1141/is_40_36/ai_65643783/
    .
    It appears that the “Holiest of the Holy” is also the Assholiest of the Holy. The theology of religious pluralism seems to not be in the best interests of keeping the church’s coffers filled.

    Sorry, arrogance or hypocrisy in any form is perplexing to me.

    St. Arrrrgyle of A Sissy -
    Pirate Saint of Gay Apparel

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  12. 62 - Pluto - Oct 12th, 2007

    @☠DutchPastaGuy☠
    Actually you might be onto some thing. Be a perfect job if you were one. I’ll never go near a Santa impersonator again

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  13. 63 - Red Dutchpasta Wench - Oct 12th, 2007

    Wench Nikkiee
    Oct 12th, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Oh yeah…I want some library too. *gets out frying pan to keep Red at bay*
    The jewelry and art are for selling off to get Pirate ship and rum funds.

    *
    Oh come one Nikkiee, surely there is enough for me too? I’m not that greedy that I want it all for myself you know…

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  14. 64 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    Of course there’ will be enough Red. Sorry…just was all that “*slurp* Books *drool* Mmmmmmmm, so good.” made me think you might not want to share. Was having visions of Gollum and its little pretty :p

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  15. 65 - Red Dutchpasta Wench - Oct 12th, 2007

    Nah, I go for quality. There are only so many I can still squash into my home :) *we wants them, prrrreciousssss bookssss* Just some historical books, and I will be drooling over them for ages :)))) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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  16. 66 - Booty - Oct 12th, 2007

    Do you think they have Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett?
    I mean, I have them all already, but I bet they have some nice reading rooms.
    I will come too, but I will wait in a Taverna outside and make sure I get you drinks in and some pasta for when you come out sated with books but hungry for some spiritual carbs ;)
    I’ll be the one under the table if you want me…..:D

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  17. 67 - Booty - Oct 12th, 2007

    *passes Red a tissue to wipe the drool of her keyboard*
    No, not *that* sort of keyboard!! ;)

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  18. 68 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    Booty Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:54 am
    “No, not *that* sort of keyboard!! ;)”
    .
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……

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  19. 69 - Pluto - Oct 12th, 2007

    @Booty- grab me the Carpet People, I fucking love the book, read it in school. Lost my copy a few years back. Only Pratchett book I’ve actual finished.

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  20. 70 - Red Dutchpasta Wench - Oct 12th, 2007

    Booty
    Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:54 am
    *passes Red a tissue to wipe the drool of her keyboard*
    No, not *that* sort of keyboard!! ;)
    *
    Thanks Booty.

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  21. 71 - Wench Nikkiee - Oct 12th, 2007

    Hehehe..I knew it wasn’t *that* sort of keyboard Red :)
    I’ve had a ball hanging out here tonight….didn’t do anything I was supposed to be doing….meh.
    Great catching up with you guys tonight (or afternoon for you) and having a laugh or two or three or :)))
    Off to bed for me.
    Catch you all later

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  22. 72 - The Nope - Oct 12th, 2007

    I wonder if the vatican has a copy of “the Dirt”?

    Is it blashemous if the pope is a fan of the ‘Crue?
    SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!

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  23. 73 - Catechism Student - Oct 12th, 2007

    Wow…this has gone way off topic…
    However this is not a bad thing, being off topic is the only thing that allows creative discussions (yeah…right…)
    mmmmm Motley Crue…

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  24. 74 - Wench Cyka - Oct 12th, 2007

    Hey! don’t change the subject! There is no higher calling than knowledge! Well, maybe sex, but if you do it right, they can be one big subject, oh dammit, now I’m changing the subject! Wait, what were we talking about? Crue Rules!

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  25. 75 - The Nope - Oct 12th, 2007

    How about reading the kama sutra while actually performing it and to Dr. Feelgood all at the same time?

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  26. 76 - Wench.Nikkiee - Oct 15th, 2007

    @Catechism Student Oct 12th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    “Wow…this has gone way off topic…”
    .
    There was a topic? Oh yeah…I see it.
    .
    @The Nope
    “How about reading the kama sutra while actually performing it and to Dr. Feelgood all at the same time?”
    .
    Good topic :)

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  27. 77 - Wench.Nikkiee - Oct 15th, 2007

    How bout Barry White? :)

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  28. 78 - Allison (Yes that allison) - Oct 16th, 2007

    @Hunchbook I know that the Vatican endorses evolution! I was actually trying to argue a case for all religions. But thanks anyway. And about dude who said ” Is ultimately impossible to reconcile with your Catholicism which has we know has at best a total disregard for facts and in many cases contempt for them… ” Don’t worry about it. I get it a lot.
    and @ no one in general: you may be interested to know that the pope, not the current one but the one before (cause the current one… let’s not go there) asked uhhh… the guy who researches science for the vatican about ID and he basically said no ID is not a scientific theory it’s another form of religion. Which is exactly what you guys are saying here.

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