Comments on: but whats the deal with fsmb http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-843496 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:15:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-843496 Then get every Christian everywhere to cease going door to door or standing around on street corners pronouncing their religion. We'll be even. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Then get every Christian everywhere to cease going door to door or standing around on street corners pronouncing their religion. We’ll be even.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: Earthbreaker http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-405971 Earthbreaker Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:40:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-405971 Hmm, lies... The idea that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side is a lie! He was actually trying to get away from the previous side! The whole concept is a tradition enforced LIE!...or is it? Hmm, lies…

The idea that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side is a lie! He was actually trying to get away from the previous side! The whole concept is a tradition enforced LIE!…or is it?

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]]> By: Josh http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-376775 Josh Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:36:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-376775 Well, I don't think your god is real!!! So what makes you so sure that your right and I'm wrong! P.S. Ramen Well, I don’t think your god is real!!! So what makes you so sure that your right and I’m wrong!

P.S. Ramen

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]]> By: Dan http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-376749 Dan Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:52:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-376749 first of all, you are the one mocking OUR God. You imply that God, instead of being made of mystical noodles, is made of common flesh. How could a divine being be made of not divine flesh? As far as motive for preaching FSMism, we are driven only by our love of FSM and our desire to get into heaven. first of all, you are the one mocking OUR God. You imply that God, instead of being made of mystical noodles, is made of common flesh. How could a divine being be made of not divine flesh?

As far as motive for preaching FSMism, we are driven only by our love of FSM and our desire to get into heaven.

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]]> By: Margaryta http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-376678 Margaryta Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:42:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-376678 Well, he or she did say "please"... Well, he or she did say “please”…

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]]> By: Zach http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-355457 Zach Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:12:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-355457 everything needs multiple punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!! ---the 13 year old, zach everything needs multiple punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!! —the 13 year old, zach

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]]> By: Rachel http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-309892 Rachel Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:05:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-309892 PASTAFARIANS: . This person does not write intelligently. This person insults you. This person is disrespectful of your religion and your god. . So, to prove to this person how wrong he or she is, you insult him/her and disrespect Christianity because this person claims to be a Christian. . MAYBE, just maybe, Christianity is not to blame for all the spelling/grammar/capitalization errors, disrespect, and unintelligent speech that this person types. If this person had freckles, would you say that his/her freckles caused all the things you find annoying about him/her? . In other words, PLEASE STOP using posts that you don't like that happen to be from Christians to vent all the frustrations and the things you find wrong with Christianity. If I judged Pastafarians this way, I wouldn't be here. . THANKS, Rachel PASTAFARIANS:
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This person does not write intelligently. This person insults you. This person is disrespectful of your religion and your god.
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So, to prove to this person how wrong he or she is, you insult him/her and disrespect Christianity because this person claims to be a Christian.
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MAYBE, just maybe, Christianity is not to blame for all the spelling/grammar/capitalization errors, disrespect, and unintelligent speech that this person types. If this person had freckles, would you say that his/her freckles caused all the things you find annoying about him/her?
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In other words, PLEASE STOP using posts that you don’t like that happen to be from Christians to vent all the frustrations and the things you find wrong with Christianity. If I judged Pastafarians this way, I wouldn’t be here.
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THANKS,
Rachel

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]]> By: skinimini http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-309837 skinimini Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:30:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-309837 Why do find it annoying? DOes it shake the foundation of belief your religion and therefor entier life revolve around? Is it so scary to think that God may not ACTUALLY exist? Are you so blinded by Christianity that you forget 2,000 years ago YOU WERE US?! How long did you stupid jerks worship in secret and get stoned to death for beleiving that there was only ONE GOD??? Get over yourself. You're not God. You've never seen/smelled/tasted/touched or heard from him so why is he any more real than FSM?? Why do find it annoying? DOes it shake the foundation of belief your religion and therefor entier life revolve around? Is it so scary to think that God may not ACTUALLY exist? Are you so blinded by Christianity that you forget 2,000 years ago YOU WERE US?! How long did you stupid jerks worship in secret and get stoned to death for beleiving that there was only ONE GOD??? Get over yourself. You’re not God. You’ve never seen/smelled/tasted/touched or heard from him so why is he any more real than FSM??

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]]> By: Dusty http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-309658 Dusty Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:29:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-309658 Did we just get flamed by E.E. Cummings? Did we just get flamed by E.E. Cummings?

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]]> By: Nameless Shinobi (may you live long and pasta) http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-309618 Nameless Shinobi (may you live long and pasta) Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:06:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-309618 If you wanted to make an impact on us why did you put a picture of a constipated person at the bottom? You obviously have had any original thought erased from your mind so i'll make this simple. I know you're trying to emphasize but Pastafarians aren't so stupid that if we see a single question mark we'll wonder if it's really a question. It's not right!!!!!! Can i just ask, do you actually know what your god looks like? The FSM could very easily be your god, you just don't know it. But don't feel bad that he lied to you and told us the truth, you were told what you could understand, like children. If you wanted to make an impact on us why did you put a picture of a constipated person at the bottom?
You obviously have had any original thought erased from your mind so i’ll make this simple.
I know you’re trying to emphasize but Pastafarians aren’t so stupid that if we see a single question mark we’ll wonder if it’s really a question.
It’s not right!!!!!!
Can i just ask, do you actually know what your god looks like?
The FSM could very easily be your god, you just don’t know it. But don’t feel bad that he lied to you and told us the truth, you were told what you could understand, like children.

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]]> By: Joe http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-309078 Joe Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:17:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-309078 "creating money???" am I crazy, or where we just accused of counterfeiting? “creating money???”

am I crazy, or where we just accused of counterfeiting?

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]]> By: Sean http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-284549 Sean Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:24:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-284549 okay cute name bobby……….. but whats the deal with fsm?????? He is our holy creator pretty weird??……. No more than any other religion don’t mock GOD please! We are worshiping our god i mean its not right!!!! ? since when is it wrong to believe what you believe, this is America and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!! can you prove this for me?????????????????????????????? you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!! we aren't, we are simply spreading the truth our holy creator FSM sent down to us from heaven not cool……… why not? can you just stop making up crazy things!!!! we aren't...... whats your motive???? to spread the knowledge of our holy creator getting everyones attention??? that would be nice creating money??? nah, His holy NOODLYNESS will provide us with all we need god hater??? how do we hate god if we worship him? believer in evolution???? yep what??? you lost me.... anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!! we are being real gets really annoying!!! yes, you do your making the world even more havoc than usual!!! we are spreading his holy truths and making the world a better place and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail……….. what's your god look like? stop doing this junk and get a better life okay??? I have the perfect life with the FSM at my side _ okay cute name bobby………..
but whats the deal with fsm??????
He is our holy creator
pretty weird??…….
No more than any other religion
don’t mock GOD please!
We are worshiping our god
i mean
its not right!!!!
? since when is it wrong to believe what you believe, this is America
and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
can you prove this for me??????????????????????????????
you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
we aren’t, we are simply spreading the truth our holy creator FSM sent down to us from heaven
not cool………
why not?
can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
we aren’t……
whats your motive????
to spread the knowledge of our holy creator
getting everyones attention???
that would be nice
creating money???
nah, His holy NOODLYNESS will provide us with all we need
god hater???
how do we hate god if we worship him?
believer in evolution????
yep
what???
you lost me….
anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
we are being real
gets really annoying!!!
yes, you do
your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
we are spreading his holy truths and making the world a better place
and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
what’s your god look like?
stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
I have the perfect life with the FSM at my side
_

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]]> By: Zekk http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-281611 Zekk Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:35:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-281611 Hah. You assume the FSM isn't real and you assume god is real... they're taking god away from you apprently, then simply ignore them if you feel victimised [no idea wehy u shud do tho] Why should they stop their religion? That would be YOU taking away their GOD. Hah. You assume the FSM isn’t real and you assume god is real…

they’re taking god away from you apprently, then simply ignore them if you feel victimised [no idea wehy u shud do tho]

Why should they stop their religion? That would be YOU taking away their GOD.

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]]> By: kristie http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-258749 kristie Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:27:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-258749 -pretty weird??……. you think a mass of flying noodles is weird? -don’t mock GOD please! you are making a mockery of FSM by implying our belief system is made to mock your god. -i mean its not right!!!! no, you're not. -and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!! oh yeah? prove it. and while you're at it, prove the existence of your senior citizen deity. -you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!! who says we're making up anything? can you disprove us? didn't think so. -not cool……… au contraire... -can you just stop making up crazy things!!!! and just what is so crazy about a flying mass of spaghetti? -whats your motive???? to enlighten narrow-minded folk and bring His Noodlyness to light. -creating money??? um, no, that would be what the U.S. mint does. -god hater??? you can't hate something that doesn't exist. -believer in evolution???? you say that like it's crazy. -anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!! for your information, our prophet told us these stories so i know i can put credence in this entire religion. silly. he even wrote it down. -gets really annoying!!! you know what else is annoying? redundant, closed-minded, many-exclamation-pointed, unfounded, and idiotic hate-mail messages. -your making the world even more havoc than usual!!! i didn't know 'havoc' could be used as an adjective. 'chaotic' might be a better choice next time. you would know that if you'd bothered to get an education, and based on your message, i feel pretty comfortable in saying that you probably slept through critical thinking & english classes. -and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail……….. hmm...so uncharacteristic of a christian to stoop to ridiculing other religions' deities. -stop doing this junk and get a better life okay??? hmm someone doesn't like pasta. and what is so much better about your life? i reserve the right to pursue happiness where i choose. -pretty weird??…….
you think a mass of flying noodles is weird?

-don’t mock GOD please!
you are making a mockery of FSM by implying our belief system is made to mock your god.

-i mean its not right!!!!
no, you’re not.

-and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
oh yeah? prove it. and while you’re at it, prove the existence of your senior citizen deity.

-you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
who says we’re making up anything? can you disprove us? didn’t think so.

-not cool………
au contraire…

-can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
and just what is so crazy about a flying mass of spaghetti?

-whats your motive????
to enlighten narrow-minded folk and bring His Noodlyness to light.

-creating money???
um, no, that would be what the U.S. mint does.

-god hater???
you can’t hate something that doesn’t exist.

-believer in evolution????
you say that like it’s crazy.

-anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
for your information, our prophet told us these stories so i know i can put credence in this entire religion. silly. he even wrote it down.

-gets really annoying!!!
you know what else is annoying? redundant, closed-minded, many-exclamation-pointed, unfounded, and idiotic hate-mail messages.

-your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
i didn’t know ‘havoc’ could be used as an adjective. ‘chaotic’ might be a better choice next time. you would know that if you’d bothered to get an education, and based on your message, i feel pretty comfortable in saying that you probably slept through critical thinking & english classes.

-and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
hmm…so uncharacteristic of a christian to stoop to ridiculing other religions’ deities.

-stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
hmm someone doesn’t like pasta. and what is so much better about your life? i reserve the right to pursue happiness where i choose.

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]]> By: Fregory http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-252318 Fregory Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:09:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-252318 I like how "evolution believer" is right up there with "God-hater", "money creator", "havoc causer", "attention craver" and "being annoying". I like how “evolution believer” is right up there with “God-hater”, “money creator”, “havoc causer”, “attention craver” and “being annoying”.

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]]> By: ~*~*Big Jay*~*~ http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-247077 ~*~*Big Jay*~*~ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:45:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-247077 That;s not right!?!?! Then what is right to christians huh? sending people into other countries to rape and pillage then tell them to accept god? using up money to build a church when the money could be spent to alleviate world hunger and fight crimes? Brainwashing children so they become intolerant of other cultures and people much like how Bush is? Attempt to control everything just because they believe they have the backing of GOD? Next time before you say what is right or wrong, realize the fact that saying anything has moral values is very subjective and arbitrary to each individual. That;s not right!?!?! Then what is right to christians huh? sending people into other countries to rape and pillage then tell them to accept god? using up money to build a church when the money could be spent to alleviate world hunger and fight crimes? Brainwashing children so they become intolerant of other cultures and people much like how Bush is? Attempt to control everything just because they believe they have the backing of GOD? Next time before you say what is right or wrong, realize the fact that saying anything has moral values is very subjective and arbitrary to each individual.

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]]> By: lordpunkmonk http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-244178 lordpunkmonk Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:45:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-244178 WTF is the heart symbol about WTF is the heart symbol about

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]]> By: Kay http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-241200 Kay Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:09:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-241200 AHHH!!!!! I WRITE HATE MAIL AND AM OBNOXIOUS!!!!!! Do I actually think about what I'm writing????? PROBABLY NOT!!!!111 Obnoxious!!!! Obnoxious??? Obnoxious!!! Oh, and by the way, you're deity looks like a snail (talk about insight) MORE OBNOXIOUSNESS!!?!?!? - Wait, guess who I am (I'll give you a clue, my initials are in the word C.H.Idiot)? AHHH!!!!!
I WRITE HATE MAIL AND AM OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!
Do I actually think about what I’m writing?????
PROBABLY NOT!!!!111
Obnoxious!!!!
Obnoxious???
Obnoxious!!!
Oh, and by the way, you’re deity looks like a snail (talk about insight)
MORE OBNOXIOUSNESS!!?!?!?
-
Wait, guess who I am (I’ll give you a clue, my initials are in the word C.H.Idiot)?

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]]> By: Believer Plöts http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-240200 Believer Plöts Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:33:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-240200 You MOCK the allmighty Flying Spaghetti Monster *in the name of all noodlism!* by saying that Flyin Spaghetti Monster *in the name of all noodlism* IS MOCKING YOUR FALSE GOD! You MOCK the allmighty Flying Spaghetti Monster *in the name of all noodlism!* by saying that Flyin Spaghetti Monster *in the name of all noodlism* IS MOCKING YOUR FALSE GOD!

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]]> By: Mr.Lemming http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-236743 Mr.Lemming Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:31:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-236743 C.H: 3/10 See me after class. C.H: 3/10

See me after class.

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