okay cute name bobby………..
but whats the deal with fsm??????
pretty weird??…….
don’t mock GOD please!
i mean
its not right!!!!
and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
not cool………
can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
whats your motive????
getting everyones attention???
creating money???
god hater???
believer in evolution????
what???
anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
gets really annoying!!!
your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
<3 C.H.
stop!!!! <3 please >_<
but whats the deal with fsmb
Published by Bobby Henderson October 4th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 201 Comments
201 Responses to “but whats the deal with fsmb”
Why thank you! I do try. Did you vomit in your mind a little? I consider it extra points for that, hehe.
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So, mind explaining why we’re not allowed to disagree your god, yet you do exactly that to our god for the rest of your letter?
I like pie! Meeps!
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Hey! I smell a red herring! You sir are articulate and seem vaguely educated! Therefore this equation does NOT equal fundie! We don’t say the Christian god doesn’t exist, just ask stupid fundies to prove that he does and that the almighty drunken FSM does not. Personally, I could care less if the Christian deity hangs around or not; that is simply not my path. My question sir, is what is YOUR motive here, oh articulate one?!?
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Wench Cyka Oct 5th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
“Eh, might take me a day or 2, my best friend sent it to me on my new door stop.”
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Curiosity got the better of me so I googled Vagina: It’s not a town car. Heaps of hits :)
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/dulamae/175866636/
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Does anyone else flash on the Adams Family when they look at that photo?
I don’t think even our rabbits are that good….or bad whichever way you look at it.
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The father has a red face – lots of burst blood vessels.
Looking at her, he has to work very hard to deliver the goods.
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Only 14 of them in that pic. Add 3 since it was taken.
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Looking at her mullet, wouldn’t you?
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She must have to cross her legs to stop the foetus from falling out.
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HAHAHA I was just discussing that with a friend yesterday! How do they still manage to hang on? Has she developed a kangaroo pouch to defy gravity?
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I’m not saying she’s got a loose vagina, but can anyone else hear an echo? echo? echo?
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OH YOUR MAJESTY OF OVERUSED PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM MOVED BY YOUR EXCLAMAITION AND QUESTION MARKS SO VERY MUCH THAT I WILL STOP BELIEVING IN THE FSM AND SWITCH TO A GOD THAT THERE IS AN EQUAL POSSIBILITY OF NON-EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I’ll have to give my cheese away? Mmm… Cheeses of Nazareth. It now comes in a special gift basket with crackers and olives.
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Ships Cat
Oct 5th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Meow!
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Hai cat! Are you OK? I’ve been so worried about you! :)
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Like I said on something in the “Love Mail” section, is it really a lie if so many people believe in it? I think not…
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Link to love mail-
http://www.venganza.org/category/lovemail
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weet Barley,
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I think Nazareth, you can get two Orange cheddars on a wooden X.
It’s known as Cheeses dyed on a cross.
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Is that enough cheeses jokes yet?
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Fsm is just as much real as any other god. We are not mocking your god at all, you are mocking ours by calling it unreal.
raman.
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you know what else “gets really annoying”? people who use excessive punctuation!!!!???!!!!?!!
i think you must be very stressed (and possible hypoglycemic) and you need to welcome the nutriciousness of the fsm into your life
Ramen
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> don’t mock GOD please!
For the life of me I just don’t understand people who think that Pastafarianism is “mocking god”. It’s worshipping god you dolts!!! How much more clear could we be. It’s those pesky atheists who mock god; we Pastafarians worship the one true god and have evidence to back it up.
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hmm i think his motive is getting peopel to think. dont get me wrong i believe in God. but creationism? no way.
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ok first of all this is my first post, so hi.
next… i found out about u guys through uncyclopedia and i love all of it
but now to the point who ever C.H. is there a huge pussy. if they cant take even a simple parody and they are so insecure with there belefs that they say we dont have lives for making it… well who wrote the bible and all that shit… why arnt they losers i mean they made up crap about so omnipresent creator.(if i spelled stuff wrong its cuz im only 14 and suck at spelling) and even if christian god is the real god if he cant take a joke either and were all burning in hell than so be it. (although i hope he does have a good sense of humor or im totaly screwed) the people that fell it is nesicary to hate mail people are either A: to insecure and afrade that they r wrong. or B: so damn ignorant that they hate all others who are different… GHHHHHH I HATE IGNORANCE… w/e
Ramen
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how nice.. trying to make his obnoxious personality likeable by adding a few “
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The only people who think the FSM is “mocking god” are those who are admitting that ID is trying to shove Their god into schools! Thus! They are Proving our point for us! Thank you Sooo much! The more of this kind of hate mail you send, the less power the ID camp has to sound rational! Go hate mailers!!!
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Why are we getting so much hate from a religion that teaches to Love thy neighbor…
Oh yeah because they’re pushing their religion upon us. BASTARDS.
Ramen
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RAmen to that.
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야 바보를 너 다 주거십치!!!!!! 다주거!!!!!! 개새기를!!!!! 내 스넌거 닦 마저!!!!!! 바보 바보 바보………. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ …………다주거 ………… stupid………….
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god does not exist
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What??? NO!!!
Seriously. You only need one question mark per sentence, only one question mark per sentence!!! Do you understand???
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Unbeliever!
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No way to prove FSM isn’t true nor false, and no way to prove god true or made up. I think its pretty equal. and in my mind noodles come way before everything! :)
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And besides, there’s always noodles for everyone. Gluten free noodles, wheat free noodles, noodles galore, with no added guilt/sin.
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C.H: 3/10
See me after class.
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You MOCK the allmighty Flying Spaghetti Monster *in the name of all noodlism!* by saying that Flyin Spaghetti Monster *in the name of all noodlism* IS MOCKING YOUR FALSE GOD!
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AHHH!!!!!
I WRITE HATE MAIL AND AM OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!
Do I actually think about what I’m writing?????
PROBABLY NOT!!!!111
Obnoxious!!!!
Obnoxious???
Obnoxious!!!
Oh, and by the way, you’re deity looks like a snail (talk about insight)
MORE OBNOXIOUSNESS!!?!?!?
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Wait, guess who I am (I’ll give you a clue, my initials are in the word C.H.Idiot)?
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WTF is the heart symbol about
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That;s not right!?!?! Then what is right to christians huh? sending people into other countries to rape and pillage then tell them to accept god? using up money to build a church when the money could be spent to alleviate world hunger and fight crimes? Brainwashing children so they become intolerant of other cultures and people much like how Bush is? Attempt to control everything just because they believe they have the backing of GOD? Next time before you say what is right or wrong, realize the fact that saying anything has moral values is very subjective and arbitrary to each individual.
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I like how “evolution believer” is right up there with “God-hater”, “money creator”, “havoc causer”, “attention craver” and “being annoying”.
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-pretty weird??…….
you think a mass of flying noodles is weird?
-don’t mock GOD please!
you are making a mockery of FSM by implying our belief system is made to mock your god.
-i mean its not right!!!!
no, you’re not.
-and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
oh yeah? prove it. and while you’re at it, prove the existence of your senior citizen deity.
-you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
who says we’re making up anything? can you disprove us? didn’t think so.
-not cool………
au contraire…
-can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
and just what is so crazy about a flying mass of spaghetti?
-whats your motive????
to enlighten narrow-minded folk and bring His Noodlyness to light.
-creating money???
um, no, that would be what the U.S. mint does.
-god hater???
you can’t hate something that doesn’t exist.
-believer in evolution????
you say that like it’s crazy.
-anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
for your information, our prophet told us these stories so i know i can put credence in this entire religion. silly. he even wrote it down.
-gets really annoying!!!
you know what else is annoying? redundant, closed-minded, many-exclamation-pointed, unfounded, and idiotic hate-mail messages.
-your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
i didn’t know ‘havoc’ could be used as an adjective. ‘chaotic’ might be a better choice next time. you would know that if you’d bothered to get an education, and based on your message, i feel pretty comfortable in saying that you probably slept through critical thinking & english classes.
-and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
hmm…so uncharacteristic of a christian to stoop to ridiculing other religions’ deities.
-stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
hmm someone doesn’t like pasta. and what is so much better about your life? i reserve the right to pursue happiness where i choose.
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Hah. You assume the FSM isn’t real and you assume god is real…
they’re taking god away from you apprently, then simply ignore them if you feel victimised [no idea wehy u shud do tho]
Why should they stop their religion? That would be YOU taking away their GOD.
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okay cute name bobby………..
but whats the deal with fsm??????
He is our holy creator
pretty weird??…….
No more than any other religion
don’t mock GOD please!
We are worshiping our god
i mean
its not right!!!!
? since when is it wrong to believe what you believe, this is America
and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
can you prove this for me??????????????????????????????
you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
we aren’t, we are simply spreading the truth our holy creator FSM sent down to us from heaven
not cool………
why not?
can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
we aren’t……
whats your motive????
to spread the knowledge of our holy creator
getting everyones attention???
that would be nice
creating money???
nah, His holy NOODLYNESS will provide us with all we need
god hater???
how do we hate god if we worship him?
believer in evolution????
yep
what???
you lost me….
anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
we are being real
gets really annoying!!!
yes, you do
your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
we are spreading his holy truths and making the world a better place
and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
what’s your god look like?
stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
I have the perfect life with the FSM at my side
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“creating money???”
am I crazy, or where we just accused of counterfeiting?
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If you wanted to make an impact on us why did you put a picture of a constipated person at the bottom?
You obviously have had any original thought erased from your mind so i’ll make this simple.
I know you’re trying to emphasize but Pastafarians aren’t so stupid that if we see a single question mark we’ll wonder if it’s really a question.
It’s not right!!!!!!
Can i just ask, do you actually know what your god looks like?
The FSM could very easily be your god, you just don’t know it. But don’t feel bad that he lied to you and told us the truth, you were told what you could understand, like children.
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Did we just get flamed by E.E. Cummings?
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Why do find it annoying? DOes it shake the foundation of belief your religion and therefor entier life revolve around? Is it so scary to think that God may not ACTUALLY exist? Are you so blinded by Christianity that you forget 2,000 years ago YOU WERE US?! How long did you stupid jerks worship in secret and get stoned to death for beleiving that there was only ONE GOD??? Get over yourself. You’re not God. You’ve never seen/smelled/tasted/touched or heard from him so why is he any more real than FSM??
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PASTAFARIANS:
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This person does not write intelligently. This person insults you. This person is disrespectful of your religion and your god.
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So, to prove to this person how wrong he or she is, you insult him/her and disrespect Christianity because this person claims to be a Christian.
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MAYBE, just maybe, Christianity is not to blame for all the spelling/grammar/capitalization errors, disrespect, and unintelligent speech that this person types. If this person had freckles, would you say that his/her freckles caused all the things you find annoying about him/her?
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In other words, PLEASE STOP using posts that you don’t like that happen to be from Christians to vent all the frustrations and the things you find wrong with Christianity. If I judged Pastafarians this way, I wouldn’t be here.
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THANKS,
Rachel
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everything needs multiple punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!! —the 13 year old, zach
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Well, he or she did say “please”…
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first of all, you are the one mocking OUR God. You imply that God, instead of being made of mystical noodles, is made of common flesh. How could a divine being be made of not divine flesh?
As far as motive for preaching FSMism, we are driven only by our love of FSM and our desire to get into heaven.
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Well, I don’t think your god is real!!! So what makes you so sure that your right and I’m wrong!
P.S. Ramen
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Hmm, lies…
The idea that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side is a lie! He was actually trying to get away from the previous side! The whole concept is a tradition enforced LIE!…or is it?
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