okay cute name bobby………..
but whats the deal with fsm??????
pretty weird??…….
don’t mock GOD please!
i mean
its not right!!!!
and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!
you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
not cool………
can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!
whats your motive????
getting everyones attention???
creating money???
god hater???
believer in evolution????
what???
anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!
gets really annoying!!!
your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!
and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..
stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???
<3 C.H.
stop!!!! <3 please >_<
but whats the deal with fsmb
Published by Bobby Henderson October 4th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 201 Comments
201 Responses to “but whats the deal with fsmb”
Is that me first? WOO-HOO
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Well, I see the opponents of FSM are as intellectual and articulate as ever…
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Can I be the first to say “What?”
And, you really need to get your keyboard looked at – the “?” “!” and “.” seem to be sticking.
Good luck with the medication, I hope it kicks in soon.
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“okay cute name bobby………..”
Is that a come on?
“but whats the deal with fsm??????”
If you read the first page it sort of helps
“pretty weird??…….”
Yes. Yes you are.
“don’t mock GOD please!”
Why not? Thought he just use to strike people down in the old days, why dose he need you to stick up for him.
“i mean”
Yes
“its not right!!!!”
Why not?
“and FSM is NOT REAL!!!!!!”
Same question why not? Prove it if you can!
“you shouldn’t be going around and making lies!!!!!
not cool………”
Tell you local priest that. He’s the one who spews shit every Sunday.
“can you just stop making up crazy things!!!!”
We will when you do!
“whats your motive????”
You really are dense aren’t you? If you read the first page you would know. Why bother complaining about something when you don’t even know what it is?
“getting everyones attention???”
Got yours.
“creating money???”
I think that’s a crime.
“god hater???”
Can’t hate what I don’t believe in. Do you hate the fairies who don’t live in your garden
“believer in evolution????”
You say that like it should be insulting.
“what???”
What?
“anyways stop making up these stories and get real!!!!”
You have a whole book of them! Why can’t we do the same? Hypocrite!
“gets really annoying!!!”
Yes but we try to tolerate you
“your making the world even more havoc than usual!!!”
What? You mean like “Jew kill Muslim, Muslim kill Christen, FSM kill… well nobody I know of. Yet.
“and plus your spaghetti monster looks like a snail………..”
You thinking of the escargot separatists. Now they are crazy.
“stop doing this junk and get a better life okay???”
It’s better than yours. I don’t think I’m going to hell for the wank I had this morning
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As the great Terry Pratchett says: multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of an unbalanced mind. I think that the same goes for multiple questionmarks (repeatedly used). Why do they always think we are wrong and their particular deity is the truth? When it is so blindingly obvious that we are right!
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_
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odd my post from:
_
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Ecchecazzo, non insultare il nostro profeta Bobby e non bestemmiare il nostro Dio…
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That’s very weird. text keeps going missing from the post! I lose everthing after:
_
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Did it again!!! Mother fucker
I just get a ‘_’
when i should get ‘_
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again!!!! whats so wron with me saying _
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___
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Hmmmm.. god is that you porving you exsist by stoping me from saying _
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LOL Pluto – the FSM moves in mysterious ways!
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Ok you youngsters – what is the last symbol from the poster all about?
It looks like a little constipated person!!
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I don’t know I can’t see it on my work PC. Plus I’m not that young anymore.
Do you think it’s the symbol that stops me from pasting? _
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No – it is
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ooh – it did!
I will try copy and paste…
>_
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hmmm – with another
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hee hee heee – it won’t do it!
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Thats fucked how did he post it in the first place when I can’t even say _
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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I’ll try typing it.
-_
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No that didn’t work. But at least this is more intresting than the original post.
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The “fsmb”?
Google says…
FSMB
National non-profit association with membership consisting of 68 medical licensing authorities in 50 states, the District of Columbia, Guam, Puerto Rico and …
I hope this helps him out :-)
p.s. my first post!
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Hello Bookem :)
weird, huh? Pluto – maybe that’s what the original poster meant!!
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@Pluto
Hahahahahahahaha…..
RAmen
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Hi Bookem & Welcome :)
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Hi Booty
I’m lost :)
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I can’t hardly believe the thing about believing in evolution. i do think it’s intended to insult. This indicates to me that she is so unused to coming into contact with evolutionists, that she actually thinks that they’re weird and comparable to rapists, murderers, and someone that would take a child’s lollipop. this is the result of having religious communities, they never get any variety in what they’re taught, and NEVER an alternate opinion, or at least not one that isn’t instantly dismissed by their priest. and that’s why we have hate-mailers, because they’ve not only been systematically brainwashed with ‘the love of christ’ but also narrow-mindedness towards anything else.
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Hmmm…remember a few posters trying that before…for Aristotles giraffe. Some code I think.
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@Wench Nikkiee- try to copy and paste the last bit of the guys post. all you get is _
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see
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I think we underestimated our little poster. He must have found a way to break the internet.
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Commodore Angryy
She?
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Pluto
Yeah vaguely remember something about those triangular brackets before. Think they won’t post because the system reads them as HTML tags.
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how can you tell gender from a mess like that? Think we should just use the term ‘It’ from now on.
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Well the brackets you use to enclose the tags anyway.
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@Pluto
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Hehe, there IS a trick to get the “more then” or “less then” sign (one of them makes the text behind it disappear, but I’m not going to test which one) on screen (hence the “giraffe” remarks).
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۞ is pretty well learned in those Internet thingies, maybe he’ll explain things to you?
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Is it just me, or does this concerned hatemailer “sound” very young?
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Not just you JB, I think young would be a good guess.
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Anyway off to bed here catch you later :)
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hmmm.. let me try
> pig
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I’m guessing this particular hater is in the 14 – 18 years range…something about the writing style. I may be wrong, of course.
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WOW!
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I’d say an underachieving 7 year old.
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@ Wench Nikkiee
“She?”, yes i dare say it is a she, remember “cute name bobby”. They say alot of pleases, and that doesn’t indicate to me that it would be a general he. also, the use of the emoticon at the end, most males simply wouldn’t put in that much thought or effort into making a constipated emoticon. The way they have typed not in whole sentences, but in lines shows me that they probably write songs, or poetry, as that would be the general layout. So yeah, i think i can tell it is a she. ( i have done self study on pschological profiling).
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“I’d say an underachieving 7 year old.”
I don’t think it’s that young…for one thing, it managed to spell “evolution” without one less “i” and one more “o”.
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sorry…meant without one less “o” and one more “i” as in “evilution”.
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definitely a girl, and I am guessing 15 or 16 :)
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This is fun – do we get to guess their IQ next? ;)
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