Comments on: Take head, the day of judgement is near … http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-843499 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:17:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-843499 We don't believe that, and we will continue to do this, because we all believe in this with our very souls. We feel the FSM's Noodly Appendage touching us. I respect your religion, now I expect the same thing in return. Thank you very much. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net We don’t believe that, and we will continue to do this, because we all believe in this with our very souls. We feel the FSM’s Noodly Appendage touching us. I respect your religion, now I expect the same thing in return. Thank you very much.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: The Strainer http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-787529 The Strainer Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:56:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-787529 Dear Ms. Keesha, Don't worry, the FSM doesn't insist that you make others "take head". May you find comfort cradled in his Noodley Appendages and never have to turn tricks again. RAmen Dear Ms. Keesha,

Don’t worry, the FSM doesn’t insist that you make others “take head”. May you find comfort cradled in his Noodley Appendages and never have to turn tricks again.

RAmen

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]]> By: Cape Buffalo http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-348425 Cape Buffalo Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:51:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-348425 Judgement? Am I going to court? What the fuck did I do, kick a dog or something? Oh wait... I get it now... but it doesn't change a thing: your fantasies can't judge shit. Judgement? Am I going to court? What the fuck did I do, kick a dog or something? Oh wait… I get it now… but it doesn’t change a thing: your fantasies can’t judge shit.

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]]> By: neal http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-253897 neal Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:51:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-253897 Isn't her god kinda needy and dependent. He makes us so we can "worship him". Would he really need all that ego reinforcement if he were comfortable in his how skin? Dont you think some of those early prophets should have been more socially savvy about this whole adorataion thing. "Watsa matter, God, didn't get enough attention growing up"is what they shoulda been asking. Clearly a little codepoendency therapy might hacve worked wonders on Him. Isn’t her god kinda needy and dependent. He makes us so we can “worship him”. Would he really need all that ego reinforcement if he were comfortable in his how skin?

Dont you think some of those early prophets should have been more socially savvy about this whole adorataion thing. “Watsa matter, God, didn’t get enough attention growing up”is what they shoulda been asking. Clearly a little codepoendency therapy might hacve worked wonders on Him.

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]]> By: neal http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-252092 neal Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:11:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-252092 Ya know if God saves Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Doson, Pope Gregory XVI, Rabbi Mayer Kahana, and a dozen assorted Mullahs, heaven is going to look like the last meeting of SPECTRE. Ya know if God saves Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Doson, Pope Gregory XVI, Rabbi Mayer Kahana, and a dozen assorted Mullahs, heaven is going to look like the last meeting of SPECTRE.

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]]> By: neal http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-252086 neal Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:05:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-252086 All I know is I want as much head as I can get before judgement day arrives All I know is I want as much head as I can get before judgement day arrives

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]]> By: matthew http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-251903 matthew Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:20:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-251903 [Sarcsam] Repent! the end of the world is at hand [/sarcasam] if christians were right about all of this the world wold have ended over one hundred times in the last decade [Sarcsam] Repent! the end of the world is at hand [/sarcasam]

if christians were right about all of this the world wold have ended over one hundred times in the last decade

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]]> By: neal http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-250639 neal Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:45:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-250639 Pretty pathetic, Ms Kesha. Ever notitce how believers always sic their god on those who disagree with them. I am convinced hell was invented because Jesus forbade his followers from taking revenge on those who wronged them. Therefore, they had to inventt this revenge fantasy known as hell to slake their thirst for the blood of their enemies. Pretty pathetic, Ms Kesha. Ever notitce how believers always sic their god on those who disagree with them. I am convinced hell was invented because Jesus forbade his followers from taking revenge on those who wronged them. Therefore, they had to inventt this revenge fantasy known as hell to slake their thirst for the blood of their enemies.

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]]> By: ~*~*Big Jay*~*~ http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-247080 ~*~*Big Jay*~*~ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:48:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-247080 wow the last quote looks like what every cult leader has said, are you sure christianity is not a cult now since the demise of its original leader? all organizations go down the drain when the original founder dies its all a matter of time. may our noodly creator be ever constant. RAmen wow the last quote looks like what every cult leader has said, are you sure christianity is not a cult now since the demise of its original leader? all organizations go down the drain when the original founder dies its all a matter of time.

may our noodly creator be ever constant.
RAmen

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]]> By: Bujiraso http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-246850 Bujiraso Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:34:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-246850 Done taking head. Now what? Done taking head.
Now what?

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]]> By: PacificPam http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-245934 PacificPam Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:04:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-245934 So much hatred... So much hatred…

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]]> By: Pluto (Not sorry at all!) http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-245925 Pluto (Not sorry at all!) Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:51:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-245925 @ Che – “I would gladly join your religious fanatisism if it meant I got head at church!” I’m sure there are quire boys who think differently mate. . @emjay – And go fuck your self wanker. No one else ever will @ Che – “I would gladly join your religious fanatisism if it meant I got head at church!”
I’m sure there are quire boys who think differently mate.
.
@emjay – And go fuck your self wanker. No one else ever will

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]]> By: Che http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-245921 Che Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:44:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-245921 I would love to take some "head"! I love head, it feels great, I would gladly join your religious fanatisism if it meant I got head at church! Sweet dude, thank you for enlightening me. I would love to take some “head”! I love head, it feels great, I would gladly join your religious fanatisism if it meant I got head at church! Sweet dude, thank you for enlightening me.

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]]> By: The Poster With Bells On! http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-245081 The Poster With Bells On! Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:46:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-245081 ... chaaaaarrrrrrmng ... … chaaaaarrrrrrmng …

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]]> By: emjay http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-245078 emjay Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:44:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-245078 Fuck your god....moreover, fuck the men who created your god. Fuck your god….moreover, fuck the men who created your god.

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]]> By: Pasta Banton http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-240567 Pasta Banton Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:02:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-240567 Take head- bwah ha ha ha ha!! I was feeling a little blue, now I feel better. There is a Monster! Take head- bwah ha ha ha ha!!
I was feeling a little blue, now I feel better. There is a Monster!

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]]> By: Captain Capelli d'angelo http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-239916 Captain Capelli d'angelo Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:45:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-239916 Mock, mock, mock, mock... Mock, mock, mock, mock…

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]]> By: JasmynJas http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-239352 JasmynJas Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:16:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-239352 If I didn't believe that all religions were such a crock, I would become a true fundie Pastafarian. But then I thought about the RAmen reference. It was first mentioned that it represents AMEN which is used by Christians and Muslims. But Muslims say Ameen not Amen. However, before Mohammad decided to name his god, he just called him Ar-Rahmen. This is all over the koran, and muslims have decided it must mean lord or beneficient one, or some other nonsense. So RAmen actually has even more value than originally thought. Hmmm...maybe this is actually a sign from the FSM HIMself? I may have to convert. If I didn’t believe that all religions were such a crock, I would become a true fundie Pastafarian. But then I thought about the RAmen reference. It was first mentioned that it represents AMEN which is used by Christians and Muslims. But Muslims say Ameen not Amen. However, before Mohammad decided to name his god, he just called him Ar-Rahmen. This is all over the koran, and muslims have decided it must mean lord or beneficient one, or some other nonsense. So RAmen actually has even more value than originally thought. Hmmm…maybe this is actually a sign from the FSM HIMself? I may have to convert.

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]]> By: Wench Sophie http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-239312 Wench Sophie Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:22:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-239312 Well, at least she's nice. She's a little, erm, into the whole Christianity thing, but she's not blasting us. Be nice to her. Well, at least she’s nice. She’s a little, erm, into the whole Christianity thing, but she’s not blasting us. Be nice to her.

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]]> By: Ayumi-chan http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-232897 Ayumi-chan Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:22:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-232897 Hmmmm...not meaning to screw up your belief...if you want to believe God saved you, by all means go ahead (or aheed, if we're playing a happy spell-swap game), but could you give details of what happened and how you can prove it was God and not...ooooh...the Flyng Spaghetti Monster...that saved you? But it's nice you're so definite in what you believe. I wish I was so sure (and that's not sarcasm, by the way.) Hmmmm…not meaning to screw up your belief…if you want to believe God saved you, by all means go ahead (or aheed, if we’re playing a happy spell-swap game), but could you give details of what happened and how you can prove it was God and not…ooooh…the Flyng Spaghetti Monster…that saved you?
But it’s nice you’re so definite in what you believe. I wish I was so sure (and that’s not sarcasm, by the way.)

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